Debauchery in the Village Hidden in the Shadows
Summary: Her best "on hand" Leaf Shinobi, are sent to investigate a strange mist that's made its home in the Village Hidden in the Shadows. Perhaps, sending the four without a better understanding of the situation, wasn't Tsunade's most brilliant of ideas. "...I'm sure they'll be fine."
Manga/Anime: InuYasha(Non-Canon)/Naruto
Pairing: Yeah…well…about that.….…
Rated: Look up "Debauchery" and I'm sure you can guess the rating.
A/N: This is my attempt to try something new and to also take time to delve into darker themes. So…without further ado.
-My subtle warning…. this is ADULT fiction. You have been warned!-
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(CHAPTER ONE)
Tsunade had received the Missive late last night, before she'd even had a chance to delve into her hidden stash of Elixir. It was coded in scripts that she was vaguely familiar with, but not fluent. Having one of the members of the Analysis Team investigate it so that she could return to her previous plans for alcohol indulging. Her favorite among her pastimes. Her eyes lingered on the large bottle of Saki and the empty little Choko cup.
Pouring the liquid, she let her mind wander as she tossed her head back and downed the liquid in a fluid motion...one for Jiraiya...her eyes followed the shadows that were cast across the walls of her office. One for Asuma...Nagato...Konan...Neji...she closed her eyes, the elixir making itself known in her body as she felt its effects beginning. She could nullify it, she's done so on many occasions, but really, what's the point in drinking if you take away the effects of the alcohol? She downed her sixth shot as she thought about Shikaku, followed by a seventh as Inoichi flashed before her eyes.
Tears swelling in her burnt umber colored eyes, they were darker in her sorrow. The eighth shot that followed was for her predecessor, Sarutobi. She shook her head. Truly, the eyes were the doorway to a person's soul. Should anyone take the time to look into her eyes right now... She poured another shot, this one for Dan...not bothering to hold back her tears this time. The burning sensation didn't last nearly long enough to distract her from the heartache. The bottle was nearing it's end as she filled the Choko again...Nawaki… she didn't throw this one back. She stared at it and tried to imagine...what he'd look like, be like...as an adult. He'd most likely have a family, one where even his kids were well established Nin by now. He'd be handsome, after all, he is her brother. He was sure to have gotten along well with Naruto. She smiled, lifting the Choko, she finally drank the liquid…ten shots…
She poured the last of the bottle into her cup and walked to the window with the Choko in hand. "Naruto..." She yelled out the window, "S-Sakura..." by this point she was slurring her words and yelling out the windows. Thankfully, this didn't go unnoticed by the guards that were always stationed outside her door. Genma entered the room unhurried as he raised a brow at his Lady Hokage. Behind him were Izumo and Kotetsu, neither looking quite as calm as Genma. "I swear...to...to the Gods! If you ever die, I'll kill you!" She looked at the liquid in the cup and her legs gave out, "I'm tired...of drinking...to those who die! I won't drink...to the two of you." She poured the remnants in the cup out of the Choko and a small smile played on her lips as she watched it disappear from her sights. "...no..."
Genma sighed, "Lady Tsunade, you've had enough." He was sure that if she had been shooting shots for every Shinobi they'd lost since she'd come into office, she was more than a bit tipsy.
"...you think so?" she didn't look back at him. "I'm fine...just...tired."
Izumo and Kotetsu snuck past Genma and helped their Hokage up to her feet before guiding her to her chair. That chair...Izumo had feelings of dislike which he still carried for that chair. The chair that Tsunade had so long ago thrown out her window, the pain in his forehead was one he'd never be able to forget. "Rest, Lady Tsunade. It's nearly three in the morning." It wasn't necessary to even say this, as she'd passed out mere moments after they'd helped her to her chair.
"...she's very protective of Sakura and Naruto...if they died," he shook his head, thoughts he didn't care to dwell on. "Speaking of those two...Naruto just got back from a mission with Lee's team. Right?"
Izumo grinned, "yep," he closed the office door and leaned back against the wall. "He was arguing about how easy the last few missions he's been on were."
"Kid doesn't realize that "easy" coincides with "peaceful"." Genma teethed his senbon, "he's always so loud about it too. Meanwhile...Sakura...ah, she's working tonight at the Hospital."
"She's grown up..." Kotetsu commented, "she used to be kind of...what's the right word,"
"Inept?" Izumo provided.
Shaking his head, Kotetsu frowned, "no, not really inept, more like...needy, helpless...or..."
"Dependent," Genma scoffed, "she's definitely shown the most growth personality wise...and physically, actually."
"It's amazing to think of how they once were, and compare them to who they are now. Naruto is most certainly going to be our next Hokage, and both of them have taken up the roles as the next Legendary Sannin...if Sakura learns Sage mode that is. Naruto is already there...and then...Sasuke."
"Don't even mention that guy's name," Izumo sighed, "damn...I get angry just thinking about that kid."
"If he learns Sage mode, along with Sakura and Naruto who already knows Sage mode, they will be the next Legendary Sannin...they all followed in their predecessors footsteps. Naruto and Jiraiya...Sakura and Tsunade...then those two."
The three fell silent, no one had anything else to say and the ambience soon turned somber.
It was hours later, with the sun only barely peeking over the treetops, that a loud yell wrecked the Hokage Tower. The three shot to attention and looked down the hall that the yell had sounded from. Despite the birds chirping the cool breeze outside, their nerves were set by that yell.
"LADY TSUNADE!"
This time the yell came in a name as a mousy looking woman rounded the corner with a scroll in hand, large round wire-rimmed glasses framed her face, but the glare hid her eyes. She shot past Genma with unfathomable ease. He stared at her as she tried to catch her breath. This woman had thrown the door open to the Hokage's office, which, to none of their surprise, the Hokage was still asleep. Her brown hair was wild and untamed from her run to the Hokage's office, her body was hidden beneath baggy and unattractive clothes, he couldn't even see the lines or shapes of the most obvious of a woman's assets.
"That's that girl...Rin...something or other." Izumo muttered under his breath. "She was found bleeding half to death by Shimamura and brought to the hospital. Sakura healed her, but she couldn't recall anything. Apparently, she has a knack for deciphering codes though...so...she was quickly recruited by the Intelligence Division."
"L-Lady Tsunade!" She shook the woman, "Lady Tsunade~!" She pushed harder and even pulled the blondes long hair, "I am not above shaving your hair! WAKE UP!"
The three guards stared in stunned silence as they watched the woman make a spectacle out of herself. The first signs of their Lady waking, had all three take a small step back...just in case.
"LADY TSUNADE!"
"I'M AWAKE!" Tsunade glared heatedly at the young woman, if looks could kill. "What is it?! Who are you!? WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?"
Smiling, the woman laughed before her face turned deathly serious, "I decoded the scripts from the scroll you sent to the Analysis team last night."
"You aren't on the Analysis team though, who are you?" Tsunade asked, finally calming herself down.
"My name is Rin...I haven't a last name. Or, if I do...I don't know it. I was here late last night going over some other assignments that I'd been given by Shikamaru...and the Analysis team was having trouble. I caught barely a glimpse of the scroll...but I immediately recognized it as old Temple scrawl. Not just any temple script either. These esoteric glyphs are used only in the Temple of Naraku…below which...is said to be the Gates of Jigoku."
"You know quite a bit about this Temple..."
"...nightmares tell of a past there...that I'd no sooner forget."
"Tell me...what does the scroll say."
She unraveled the scroll and stared regretfully at the text before speaking calmly, "Dear Lady Hokage, my name is Midoriko of the Village Hidden within the Shadows. I can recall only one time that we have crossed paths, and that time was more than a few years ago. No doubt, you won't remember me, but I wish to reach out to you and your fellow Shinobi for help. It's no secret to the Fire Nation, that Corruption is thickly coated in the air of the Shadow Village, but recent events have triggered unnatural primal and dare I say, feral instincts, in the Villagers of our home. The cause of this is all mere speculation at this point, but we think it may have something to do with a dense purple fog that had settled over the village at the early start of this month, during the last full moon. While I can't be completely certain that the mist is the cause, it most certainly is the timeframe around which these changes were first noticed. I am asking for the best Shinobi you have, to come and help us. This situation...is out of our hands. Our Daimyo is no longer of a sound mind, and we have no one else to turn to. We will pay whatever amount you ask...lend us your strength...also, it's recommended that your most talented among healers be present, and still innocent. Those of Purity are not affected by the mist, and we've also noticed that our healer, though not the best, is able to quail the animalistic urges of those who are in the early stages of change. I sincerely hope that you take up this request. If not, the Shadow Village will be no more. Signed, the Lady Midoriko."
"...is Sakura still innocent?"
Tsunade, who wore a grave look on her face, narrowed her eyes at Genma as she grabbed the closest thing to her and threw it in his direction. This happened to be her empty Saki bottle, which, he side stepped with ease. "Genma!"
"She's the best medic we have, and the mist doesn't effect innocent bodies...so, is Sakura still innocent? Because, Shizune isn't...and you certainly can't be after all these years."
The whole he was digging for himself was sure to be at least twelve feet deep by this point, "go get Sakura!" Tsunade yelled, her cheeks flushed as Genma ducked out of her office. "Izumo, who all is available for missions right now?"
Izumo listed off all those who weren't on missions at the current moment, "Genma too..."
"Genma...is handcuffed to this Village, until Shizune gives birth. So, he's not an option. No, bring me Kakashi, Shikamaru and...Naruto...I think, all of them are virgins."
"Kakashi?!" Izumo frowned, "I mean...have you seen him? Not that I'm...interested," he blushed, "but how do you figure he hasn't slept with someone?"
"I've never seen him even glance away from that smut he reads...however, I'm sure that even if Kakashi has lost his Virginity, he'll be more beneficial to this squad then just picking virgins. Actually, for that matter, Shikamaru has been spending a lot of time with the Kazekage's sister." Tsunade sighed, turning to the quiet girl and dismissing Izumo to gather the three names she'd given him. "You...tell me about those nightmares of yours."
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Me: Here is chapter one...I know I'm starting a new story, but to be honest, I need a break from insults from my other stories, so I thought I'd try my hand at making the dirtiest story imaginable, and letting everyone know upfront so they can't yell at me about it later. So...let me know what you think? It's only the first chapter, so...yeah, I'm going to bed now!