A/NThis is a parody of the Bowling for Soup song, 1985. I am bored and just drank a quarter bottle of soda.
1832
Kat just hit the wall,
she never seemed to have it all.
The 42 mentions a day,
just seem to get in the way.
Her life just walked out the door,
but then there's period 4.
American past and revolution,
and annoying that gut named Dan.
She gonna be an actress,
she's gonna be a star,
she's gonna shoot her hand,
and get an Eponine scar.
Her neighbor's SUV is now her enemy.
She looks at this life,
nothing's been alright since:
Marius, Granitare,
and women that sell their hair.
There was Eponine, and Enjy,
and no such thing as MTV.
The kids in her school, they tell her that she's uncool.
But, she's still glued
to 18...18...1832.
She knows the script,
she knows every line.
On My Own, One Day More,
and the one about whores.
She sings to pots and pans.
She is an obsessed fan.
Always dreamed to get her eyes
on a member of ABC.
She's got a red vest, with metallic clips.
She knows every actor and actress.
When
did Starbucks become a café?
What ever happened to:
Marius, Grantiare,
and women that sell their hair?
There was Eponine and Enjy,
and no such thing as MTV.
The kids in her school, they tell her that she's uncool.
But she is still glued
to 18.... 18...1832.
She hates time, make it stop.
She still sings Little Fall of Rain, with a mop.
And she would gladly become a martyr.
Make it stop!
STOP!
And bring back:
Marius, Grantiare,
and women that sell their hair.
There was Eponine, and Enjy,
and no such thing as MTV.
The kids in her school, they tell her that she's uncool.
But, she is still glued
to 18....18...1832.