Ok, this idea just kinda popped into my head, while I was trying to come up with a good idea for a sequel to LOTR from the Nazgul's eyes... BUT... it's a little different, so new readers should be able to tell whats going on, and old readers should get some of the jokes a little quicker... YAY!

Disclaimer: I do not own lord of the rings, but I am renting it, for $19.95 a week.

Note: this first chapter is the alternate ending to LOTR from a Nazgul's eyes, but Ill try to write it so new readers can enjoy it as well.

Chapter 1

The story opens, to see the Witch King heading for Mount Doom, as he is trying to make it to Mount Doom before Frodo can, but Sauron is already in Mount Doom...

"Give me the ring!!!" Sauron shouted at the belligerent hobbit

"NO, the ring is mine!" Frodo shouted in reply

"Uhh, oh right, Ill mace you good boy! Give me that ring!" shouted Sauron

Frodo then put on the ring, and became invisible.

"HA, think that can stop me?" shouted Sauron

"Well, yea, I do" said Frodo

Sauron then raised his mace, and smote Frodo good, Frodo then was knocked to the ground, and dropped the ring, and the ring rolled along the ground, right over the edge of the path in the volcano.

"Aughhh!!!" shouted Sauron who dove for his ring, and slid off the edge, right after the ring

"Woah, that was convenient!" said Frodo

Suddenly, as Frodo was leaving (Sam was busy fighting off Gollum, and joined Frodo later) the Witch King approached

"Excuse me, have you seen Sauron?" asked the Witch King

"Oh, yea, he jumped into Mount Doom" said Frodo casually

"AGAIN?!?" asked the Witch King

"Uhh, yea, I guess" said Frodo, as Sam joined him, and they left

"Great..." said the Witch King, as he walked into Mount Doom

"HEY SAURON!" shouted the Witch King, after he made it into the mountain, "Where are you?"

"Oh hey! Hows it going?" asked Sauron, as he climbed out of the lava

"Dude, wear a swimming suit next time you go in there, not all that big heavy iron armor" the Witch King said

"Well, I wasn't meaning to swim, ok?" replied Sauron

"Yea, whatever, when are you going to get a REAL volcano?" said the Witch King

"Dunno, whenever I get the money I guess" said Sauron as he toweled off

"Duuuude. your like the Dark Lord of Morodor, evil commander of trolls, orcs, and the occasional evil wizard" said the Witch King

"Well, hey, that's right!" said Sauron, "Im gonna get me a REAL volcano!"

"And I'm going to DISNEYLAND!!!" shouted the Witch King

"No your not" said Sauron, very seriously

"Awwww" replied the Witch King

"So, did you get your ring?"

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"Yea I got it, it was sitting at the bottom of the pool" Sauron replied, as he held up the ring.

"Cool, so does it still work?" asked the Witch King

"I dunno, lets see" replied Sauron

Sauron put the ring on the tip of his finger, and he pressed on the top, and a large image was projected on the wall.

"AWESOME, You got a plantir-projector!?!??" the Witch King said in surprise.

"YUP!" said Sauron, "

"Daaaaaaaang, what is that, 100 inches?"

"HAH!" scoffed Sauron, "Its 200!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" gawked the Witch King

"Yea, great aint it?"

"Is that all your ring can do?" asked the Witch King

"NO!" said Sauron, "It can also let me travel through time!"

"REALLY?" asked the Witch King, "Show me!"

Sauron then suddenly disappeared, and re-appeared 30 seconds later, in the exact same spot.

"WOW!!!" said the Witch King

"OH hey, heres the rest of the Nazgul, just in time too!" said Sauron (how convenient!)

"Sorry we're late" said Nazgul #9, "We had to get some coffee"

"And by WE you mean..." added Nazgul #5, better known as Larry

"Well, I mean me... but still..." #9 replied

Sauron then called the Witch King over.

"Hey Witch King, come over" said Sauron

then the Witch King came over.

"Ok, I'm coming over" said the Witch King

Then Sauron said that he needed to tell the witch king something

"I need to tell you something" said Sauron

"You don't need to keep saying stuff that the narrator says for you" the Witch King said

"I want you to go back in time, and find out where you can get those Sauron action figures that they used to sell, last age"

"Can I get a few Witch King action figures as well?"

"SURE!"

Ok, this is the first chapter, let me know what you think! please? (R/R is what I mean!)