Bandos toilet one day there was someone named bandos he had lots of friends but 1 toilet. he had a poo went to flush than…. Boom we was in space floating around till he met zaros he said do u speak English no anser so he kept float he saw runescape and said ew it looks like a dump he meets romeo hello welcome this is runescape so would u like a sword to help u battle bandos says sure!so he went to kill a guard to get to varrock but he died. Soo we went to buy another sword he said go to the washroom lots of free swords he did flush…. Boom he went back to lletya he said t his buddy saradomin well I have the wierdist toilet.the end