A/N: This is my first fanfic, so be nice. If you must, do constructive
criticism. But if you flame, o well, more reviews for me! I don't think
I've read of any one else with this story plot, but if I have copied
someone, I'm very, very, very sorry. This was thought up a night when I
could not sleep (I need to exercise harder).
Disclaimer: I do not own Lotr or any of those characters, blah, blah. but I do happen to own Little Miss Phiebe. Now to the story.
A Tail of a Mary Sue
"Good night, Phiebe," Chloe whispered to the sleeping Chihuahua on the pillow next to her bed as she turned off her light. Phiebe was a rather small and beautiful Chihuahua, weighing 4 pounds. She had fawn brown fur with white paws and a white tip on her tail. She was unlike other Chihuahuas in that she was more beautiful and very stupid. At ten months, she was beginning to learn to where to go to the potty, sat every once in while when commanded, was getting to learn to come. She had however, knew "go get your toy" very, very well. Hmm, maybe she wasn't a dumb as she led on to be. Once Chloe, her master, was asleep, Phiebe noticed a bright light. Phiebe got up and walked closely to it. Since this is a dog's Mary Sue, we all know that it is a portal to Middle-Earth, to the council of Elrond to be exact, but since Phiebe had never read fan-fic and was incredibly stupid, she started wagging her tail and pounced in.
~*~
"And you have my b-" started Legolas.
"LOOK!" cried Figwit. After receiving death glares by Legolas, which made it look like an ugly fight was about to start, Elrond cut in.
"Figwit, you know that Legolas doesn't have very many lines, so we should listen when he does have them."
"But I don't have any!"
Elrond thought about it for a second, "Good point, proceed."
"Thank you. LOOK, IT'S A DOG!"
Everyone turned around to see a little dog wagging her tail and pouncing up to the fellowship. She immediately started to jump on Aragorn.
"EWWW," cried Aragorn, "Groedy, they stink and who knows where those paws have been. I don't like the way she's looking at me."
"Oh Aragorn, I think she's cute," said Legolas as he picked up the dog. Actually, Legolas loved the little thing from the moment he saw her and wanted to keep her forever, since he had the time. He saw a leather collar, where a gold thing was dangling. "What's this? Phiebe? That is a beautiful name, my fair doggy."
"I think it would be a good idea to have a dog on this mission. Quest. Thing," said Pippin who somehow, as the rest of the characters who haven't yet offered their service, popped up and was in the Fellowship.
"Oh no," started Aragorn.
"That's a good idea, Pippin." started Gandalf.
"Ooh no."
"Yes, I think we should," Frodo put in.
"No!"
"That settles it, you shall be The Fellowship of the Ring," Elrond decided. The inspirational music started only to be drowned out by Aragorn.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" He cried and started running around in circles asking "Why me?!"
"Yay!!" cried Legolas, which made Phiebe promptly start licking his face. Only then did Aragorn stop crying for a second.
"EWWW! Gross! Do you know where that tongue has been?" With that thought Aragorn shuddered, and started crying again, but Legolas just smiled. ~*~ E/N: Like it? Hate it? Got any suggestions? Well I decided to make it like a real Mary Sue, so that's why everyone's favorite elf fell in love with her, not Aragorn. Aragorn hates her because, well, someone has to if my sister's not around to.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lotr or any of those characters, blah, blah. but I do happen to own Little Miss Phiebe. Now to the story.
A Tail of a Mary Sue
"Good night, Phiebe," Chloe whispered to the sleeping Chihuahua on the pillow next to her bed as she turned off her light. Phiebe was a rather small and beautiful Chihuahua, weighing 4 pounds. She had fawn brown fur with white paws and a white tip on her tail. She was unlike other Chihuahuas in that she was more beautiful and very stupid. At ten months, she was beginning to learn to where to go to the potty, sat every once in while when commanded, was getting to learn to come. She had however, knew "go get your toy" very, very well. Hmm, maybe she wasn't a dumb as she led on to be. Once Chloe, her master, was asleep, Phiebe noticed a bright light. Phiebe got up and walked closely to it. Since this is a dog's Mary Sue, we all know that it is a portal to Middle-Earth, to the council of Elrond to be exact, but since Phiebe had never read fan-fic and was incredibly stupid, she started wagging her tail and pounced in.
~*~
"And you have my b-" started Legolas.
"LOOK!" cried Figwit. After receiving death glares by Legolas, which made it look like an ugly fight was about to start, Elrond cut in.
"Figwit, you know that Legolas doesn't have very many lines, so we should listen when he does have them."
"But I don't have any!"
Elrond thought about it for a second, "Good point, proceed."
"Thank you. LOOK, IT'S A DOG!"
Everyone turned around to see a little dog wagging her tail and pouncing up to the fellowship. She immediately started to jump on Aragorn.
"EWWW," cried Aragorn, "Groedy, they stink and who knows where those paws have been. I don't like the way she's looking at me."
"Oh Aragorn, I think she's cute," said Legolas as he picked up the dog. Actually, Legolas loved the little thing from the moment he saw her and wanted to keep her forever, since he had the time. He saw a leather collar, where a gold thing was dangling. "What's this? Phiebe? That is a beautiful name, my fair doggy."
"I think it would be a good idea to have a dog on this mission. Quest. Thing," said Pippin who somehow, as the rest of the characters who haven't yet offered their service, popped up and was in the Fellowship.
"Oh no," started Aragorn.
"That's a good idea, Pippin." started Gandalf.
"Ooh no."
"Yes, I think we should," Frodo put in.
"No!"
"That settles it, you shall be The Fellowship of the Ring," Elrond decided. The inspirational music started only to be drowned out by Aragorn.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" He cried and started running around in circles asking "Why me?!"
"Yay!!" cried Legolas, which made Phiebe promptly start licking his face. Only then did Aragorn stop crying for a second.
"EWWW! Gross! Do you know where that tongue has been?" With that thought Aragorn shuddered, and started crying again, but Legolas just smiled. ~*~ E/N: Like it? Hate it? Got any suggestions? Well I decided to make it like a real Mary Sue, so that's why everyone's favorite elf fell in love with her, not Aragorn. Aragorn hates her because, well, someone has to if my sister's not around to.