Sitting in his room, Cartman was playing with his Red, Green, Yellow, and Blue Ultra Mega Man's when all of a sudden a hug crash was heard around South Park. Cartman grabbed his toys and hurried into town, there he met up with the rest of the gang. Kenny mumbled while Kyle, Stan and Cartman were talk about what they thought the crash was. But no sooner than that a huge figure appeared out of the cloud of dirt. It was a Transformer! But not just any Transformer but no one other than.....Opatmis Prime, Leader of the Autobots. The boys were amazed, all except Cartman. Who just looked at him and said, "Than that's is?! Weak! My Ultra Mega Men can kick his ass any day of the week!"
The boys looked at Cartman with amazement, and Kyle said to him, "Dude that's one of TV's best heros of the '80's are you that sure that the Ultra Mega Men are that good?"
Cartman look at him, pulled out each color of Mega Men, and said "Kyle lay off the cough syrup, seriously, I'm worried about ya! Just watch this!"
As soon as Cartman said that, each Mega Man became human and began to hit the 18 wheeled Optamis Prime. When he transformed in to his robot form Cartman told the Mega Men to join together.
"Now! Become the Ultra Mega Mega Man!!" Yelled Cartman.
The Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green Mega Man began to transform into the Ultra Mega Mega Man. And then the real battle began.
Prime wound up with a right hand, but the faster Mega Man moved out of the way and nailed Prime with one of their special weapons. But that didn't stop Prime from his attack, Prime had his laser gun handy and shot randomly at the Ultra Mega Mega Man. All shots missed him but one landed right in between the eyes of Kenny, who falls flat on the ground bleeding and rats begin to eat at him.
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" yelled Stan
"You bastards!" Added Kyle.
Right after little Kyle said that the Ultra Mega Mega Man, landed a kick right to the head of Prime. Killing him on the spot. The Mega Men than returned to their normal state and went back into Cartman's book bag.
"Dude, that sucked" said Stan
"Yeah" said Kyle.
"But I've learned something today, it doesn't matter where you come from. TV, Movies, Wrestling, because when you come to South Park you can count on getting one thing." said Stan
"Yeah ham!" said Cartman frantically.
"No not ham you fat f**k! Your ass kicked!" yelled Stan
The boys looked at Cartman with amazement, and Kyle said to him, "Dude that's one of TV's best heros of the '80's are you that sure that the Ultra Mega Men are that good?"
Cartman look at him, pulled out each color of Mega Men, and said "Kyle lay off the cough syrup, seriously, I'm worried about ya! Just watch this!"
As soon as Cartman said that, each Mega Man became human and began to hit the 18 wheeled Optamis Prime. When he transformed in to his robot form Cartman told the Mega Men to join together.
"Now! Become the Ultra Mega Mega Man!!" Yelled Cartman.
The Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green Mega Man began to transform into the Ultra Mega Mega Man. And then the real battle began.
Prime wound up with a right hand, but the faster Mega Man moved out of the way and nailed Prime with one of their special weapons. But that didn't stop Prime from his attack, Prime had his laser gun handy and shot randomly at the Ultra Mega Mega Man. All shots missed him but one landed right in between the eyes of Kenny, who falls flat on the ground bleeding and rats begin to eat at him.
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" yelled Stan
"You bastards!" Added Kyle.
Right after little Kyle said that the Ultra Mega Mega Man, landed a kick right to the head of Prime. Killing him on the spot. The Mega Men than returned to their normal state and went back into Cartman's book bag.
"Dude, that sucked" said Stan
"Yeah" said Kyle.
"But I've learned something today, it doesn't matter where you come from. TV, Movies, Wrestling, because when you come to South Park you can count on getting one thing." said Stan
"Yeah ham!" said Cartman frantically.
"No not ham you fat f**k! Your ass kicked!" yelled Stan