This is just a drabble that occurred to me randomly. Beware the wrath of a bookworm.
Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima.
"Spoilers"
Gajeel was incredibly, unbelievably bored. While he wanted to go on a job, or at least go to the guild where he could pick a good fight, his girlfriend insisted that he wait until she finished her book first.
Gajeel brilliantly suggested that she just take the book with her, but she said no, she'd get distracted at the guild and never finish. Besides she liked reading at home better.
So there he was, trapped by nothing but the threat of his Shrimp giving him the silent treatment if he left, bored, and itching for a fight. He could always go wake up Lilly and fight him, but Gajeel had the feeling if he did, Levy would yell at them for making too much noise.
And Shrimp could be damn scary when she was reading.
After a few hours (okay, maybe minutes) of sitting there, bored, Gajeel decided it just wasn't worth it. But if he left for the guild, Levy would ignore him, and he hated being ignored. He nonchalantly sat down next to Levy on the couch, and leaned back casually before speaking.
"The army chick dies."
Levy looked up from her book, jaw suddenly taunt "...What?" She said sharply.
"Yeah, they find out she's a woman, so they execute her. It's all about how twisted society was back then, or something like that. At least that's what Juvia told me. She doesn't even get to die in battle."
Levy set down her novel and closed her trembling fists. "And what made you decide it was okay for you to tell me that before I finished the book?" She asked in a low, threatening tone.
Gajeel shrugged, before flashing a wicked grin at the small blunette. "I was bored."
Levy stood up silently before taking a purse out of nowhere and slamming it into the dragonslayer's face. He, very promptly, was knocked unconscious.
Okay, well, that's it. Loved it? Hated it? Found about a million grammatical errors? Please let me know in the reviews, especially about the grammer.