Lord of the Rings: Maximum Vengeance
Chapter 1: Maximum battle!
Harry the Elf was is and was an Elf was read for his final mission he woul defate evil for all time and safe the inverse like he was deitnied to do.
He Harry and she Raina were perparing their plans to raid to fortress but how would they do it? They looked at the map and made a plan. They were going to do the plan when a raider came along it was Arigon and Gandolf who were ridiing on horses back. Harry drew his sowrd "Are toy freind or foe?" asked Harry. It was the Gandolf who reiled to his question "I am Gandolf the white and my freinds here are Legerless and Arigion. I understand that you are the great Harry the Elf saviour of Middle of Earth" Harry was impressed that he was well known. Harry didn't know that he was so important "but I am just an odanary elf who has suffered tradgitiy and had to fight for the freedom of my village from my evil girifiend" Harry said.
"Harry you are the chosen one and are desintined to save Middle Earth" Gadlof told Harry. Harry was shocked as he did think that anyone as ordany as him would be the chosen one. "We know that Mandy is the evil one and her along with the evilist emporers power must be stoped". "But she was good before it was the evilist emoper who mad her evil" But what Gandolf would tell him next would be so shock him to the core. "She was always evil Harry she was born Evil as a baby she killed a preist, as a child she burned down a village and in high skool at middle earth high skool she sudeuced and killed male students. She is pure evil incornat she lives and breathes evil. Her parents where the some of the evilist pepole to live and instead of a heart she has a DEMON!111" Gandolf said with wisdom. "How did I not I was tricked by her how cold I have bean so blind. She was evil and dooing evil but I didn't know!" Harry cried with angest. "Her evil is great but she can trick anyone" Gandolf nonded. "What about the Evilist Emporer I thinked he was the evil one. What evil things was he doing in his past?" Harry axed "Things so alful that you might just dye of shock if you herd. He and Mandy are equally as evil." Harry new evian more that he had to stop Evilist emporer and Mandy.
"Now Harry we must defeat the evil empire once and for all. We have a good army that we fight the evil amry while you and Raina go in and fight the Evilist Emporer" the good army arived. Aroguan would fight them with his sword, Gandolf with spells Gimili with his axe, Legless with his homing arrorws.
They arrived at the gates and Harry and Raina entered. They snuck thought the entrace and got to a control room. There they fort evil army henchmen Harry hit one with his sowrd and his hart came out. Rinina hit one with a dar and it went in his eye and into his brian and killer him. Jennifer hit one with her spear luncher killin them in one hit. They then opened the gates and it was all go. The army fort the other army and it was mass battle.
Heads where going flying thought the air, and there were so much blood. Men were fighting monsters and they fgihting backed. Gomlems where jumping on pepole and eating their brans but than being hit by arrows. Orcs were being sworded by warriors and they were swording them back. Gaint hornets were attacking pepole but the birds were fighting them of. The vampire bats were picking of good guys but there was also vampire hunters to fighting them. Then the giant war ellifents came in with evil guys on there backs shoting and killing men. The catapolts fired rocks at pepole and hit them making them explode.
The good birds where fighting the evil hornets and naziguls it was tough for them. But then evil birds came so nobody new which ones where good or bad, so the good army was killed by evil birds and the killied good birds. Viking guys where fighting centures and yeties while warcrying. Roman solgers were fighting ice, frost and fire giants. THe samuri amry fort against the ninja army. Gandolf was killing emmies with his fire ball spells, Legoless was firing arrows and hitting balleys, Gimili was using his great ake to cop pepole into two. Frondo used the ring to turn invisabled and went for the eyes. There was suinuami of blood that covered the ground. It was the madness.
Meanwhile Harry and Raina snuck thought the tunnels to the evil city fortessed where everbody was evil. Evan the shopkeers who sold things to expensve, evan the beggers who eat pepole, evan the mayor who is the evil mayor, evan the cats and dogs and rabits and guni pigs, evan the housewives and househusbands, evand the kids, evean the old pepole and evan buildings. Raina and Harry snuck a round to look for the evilist empoers castle place fortress where he lived.
Than a orc police officer stoped them "where do yo think your going?" he ased in a threating voice. "We are going to murder somone for fun" said Raina "that sounds good but you look like elves. No evles are alound in the city" said orcpolice but with quick thinking that was quick like the wind Harry said "we are dark evles and we live here in a dark elf clan". "You lock like high elves goodie goodies. I don't bleave you" said orc police. "We were cursed to lock like high elves" said Raina and the orc bleaved them. The saw the evil base up ahead but it was across a botmless pit of fire and larva. There was a bridge across but it was from the evil wizards skyscraper tower.
Meanwhile on the battlefied a man killed another man and this was bad. It was all too much and evan gandolf thinked that they would not beat this empire. Blood and gore was going everywear and it was making the pepole sad and angery. Gimli was mad and in ran at the army with bounding leaps.
Meanwhile Harry and Raina aproched the wizard tower and looked for a way in. While they were loking there was some human slaves working on building somthing. Harry went to free them but he found that they were evil. "The evil empire injects the slaved with evil to make them bad as being good is ieligeil in the evil city" said explained Raina. "I think we should follow Jenifer's adivce and sneak in the back grate of the tower". They got in and explored.
Meanwhile the Battle was going better and good amry were making victories when a dark horn was sound and a Balrog and Dragon army came thought. Mandy was riding on the most evil and powerful black dragon Bloodbreaker. It had eyes that were red like fire and blood and horns that make impale things. The good were able to give up when Gandolf stood infront of the army and shouted his famous line "YOU! SHALL! NOT! ASS!1111"