rThere i was stending rite in frnt of the love of my lif. he was shock3d! i ws reviling the true form of my vampire self in the light of day.

"you needn't be afraid my deer i onlu want to love you and have weird ass babies with you" i said

"im not afraid of you i just want you to leave me alone" he lyed

"no! i wont! i never will! i have...

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"what do you mean?" he asked, clernly not rememberng the book Twiliyght (which btw is so good, so good omg.)

"do you not rember Twilit? it MEABNS i will ALWABYS love YO! i cannnot helop it!"

he gasped. or breathed in i couldnt tell

"why wont you REPLI to me SQUIDDY?" i beg. my tears running down my bumpy and acne ridden face.

"actuly im gon get out of the sun cuz i look gross huh"

as i stepped ofver the threshold of the house, i tripped on the dormatt. leabign only squiddy to catc h me, as i feel wto what coud have beem my death.

i laned right into his slimy arms of love.

i knew whad i hva eto do. i liooked into his beast eyes and leaned into him,., KISSING HIM ON THE BIG NOSE!

(i tried to kiss his mounth but i messes)

"ew" he said and droped me out of pure adrenlyn

"leme kis you again squill]dy i cried from the cold hard ground

"no" he said and left his house with me in it. the ulitimant sign of trust.

"dont worry i ll take catre of your house!" i yelled after him

but i have a secret idea to win the heart of my belobed.

...:)