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He didn't like this.
He really, really didn't like this.
The knife was close, so very, very close... There was also this strange pain in his throat that was getting more unbearable by the second, but he had far more pressing issues at hand. He was about to die, he knew that; there just wasn't anything he could to do stop it.
So he went with instincts.
"STOOOOP!" he yelled hurriedly, eyes closed and knuckles tightened. He was ready for it...
He didn't expect to actually have to wait. Swearing under his breath he half-heartedly opened his eyes... Only to shriek and close them again a second later. The knife was literally right in front of his eyes.
'Right, I'm not suicidal or anything; but this is getting annoying.' Naruto's right eye twitched. He idly noticed his throat was no longer in pain.
"Hey... Knife-san, what are you doing? Why did, err... why did you stop?" The blond wasn't the best with conversations, but he was pretty sure he got his point across.
"I was in the process of stabbing you. I have stopped as you asked; have I... have I done something wrong?" The appropriately dubbed 'Knife' sounded honestly nervous. Of course, it could have just been the fact Naruto hadn't cleaned his ears in aaaaaaages.
Yeah, he was just hearing things.
Still, it was worth a shot. "Ahm, yes. It would be, err, great; if you could maaaaaybe droptheknife?" Naruto squeaked, he wasn't holding out any hopes.
Except for his hope that heaven had ramen, of course.
Or maybe hell... huh.
Naruto was pleasantly surprised when the man actually dropped his knife the moment he seemed to realize what Naruto had asked.
"O-of course!" The evil civilian stammered.
Naruto was getting exceedingly curious, perfectly normal for his age. "Hey, Knife-san. Will you... ah... go jump off the Hokage monument?" Naruto was no longer scared, he realized he might be able to control other people, if this one was anything to go by.
"Yes Naruto-sama!" Knife-san bowed and quickly made to get out of the small, thin alley he had trapped the jinchuuriki in.
"Wait! Wait! Don't do it!" Naruto quickly ordered, he can't believe he would really do it!
Naruto was by no means stupid, but he could only find one more possible problem with most of his brain dedicating itself to thinking up all he could do with this beautiful new ability of his.
"Would you like to make me a cake, Knife-san?" Naruto asked, trying to keep his tone casual.
Unexpectedly, 'Knife-san' sneered. "No way in hell would I ever bother making YOU a cake."
That's a pity, Naruto figured. Looks like he had to be direct. Ah well, he was still on his last year before graduation, he had time to figure out all the kinks.
Naruto left the alley and walked with a new vigour to the bathhouses, he has a special henge he still needs to finish! It couldn't be that he just liked peeping, nope. Something in his pants twitched in acknowledgement, but he refused to alleviate his stance.
'I wonder how Sakura looks under all those clothes...'
To his credit, his nose only bled the tiniest bit.
Naruto whistled casually on his way out of Ichirakus. Today had been great!
Err, besides his near-murder anyway. He even got away with being caught perving at the bath houses! Yeah, his new power was AWESOME!
Free ramen obviously had a part in his surprisingly legitimate good mode, of course. He'd been tempted to get a kiss out of Ayame-nee, actually. He figured that free ramen was more than enough from his family figures though, and left it at that.
But Ayame-neechan WAS cute... Naruto couldn't help his perverted smirk, but already decided he wouldn't abuse his family figures. Others though, well, he was actually working towards one right now. There was one particular girl who was always incredibly close, he was catching sight of her everyday, everywhere. His intentions for this one weren't actually perverse in the slightest, he just had to know already, why was she following him?
"Hinataaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Naruto called loudly, having just entered a training ground so he didn't look ridiculous calling out his probable-follower.
He heard the eep, and couldn't fight the thought thinking it pretty adorable, lame, but adorable. Naruto figured she might be a bit shocked, so he went over to her - having heard her shocked proclamation.
"Ohayo Hinata-chann!" He teased with a chuckle.
"H-hey Naruto-k-kun," the shy girl stuttered, Naruto's eye twitched in reverse-appreciation. He was going to finish this one fast.
"Tell me why you're stalking me." He ordered quickly.
Her eyes momentarily lost their 'light' seeming a little grey and more sluggish in response to his question.
"I have a crush on Naruto-kun, so I follow him in hopes that I might be able to confront him." Hinata answered succintly.
"Ah." Naruto blinked, not entirely what he was expecting - though it DID explain why she was always red. God, he was pretty stupid not to notice.
Unfortunately, Naruto held nothing for the shy girl he'd never even had a conversation with before, to his memory.
He had to put a stop to it.
"Stop liking me."
"Ohayo Sakura-chan!" Naruto greeted with a cheshire grin.
"Err, Naruto?!" Sakura blinked hastily, her usual response forgotten completely. "You're early?"
Indeed, Naruto felt it prudent he came early this morning to avoid as much of an audience as possible. Ino was there, as was Sasuke, but he may as well have been made of wood.
He was going to try the normal way first, he figured she at least deserved that.
"Wanna go on a date with me, Sakura-chan?!" Naruto asked with a massive patented 'foxy-grin'.
"Leave me ALONE Naruto!" Sakura responded violently, her fist already in motion to hit Naruto in his thick skull.
"Stop!" He yelped quickly, and to the few in the room besides them, shock quickly flooded.
Sakura STOPPED!
"Phew!" Naruto said with a chuckle. Sakura simply harumphed, feeling as if she made the decision.
"What do you want, Naruto?" Sakura asked warily.
"Come over to my place after school, Sakura. I'm sure we can find something to do." Naruto asked much more pleasurably.
Sakura, of course, quickly accepted.
"And sit with me too." Naruto added flippantly, going to one of the middle rows, seating himself in the middle. Sakura obediantly sat to his left and hummed contentedly for no particular reason.
"Naruto!" Naruto blinked, once, twice, and turned his head to his right to see a rather shocked-looking Yamanaka heiress staring at him. It made him oddly uncomfortable.
"Yessss Ino-chan?" Naruto didn't hold much ill-will towards the blonde, and she IS pretty cute, so he stopped himself from instantly pulling out an offsetting remark.
"Wha- how- when did- but- the HELL did you do to Sakura?!" Now, Ino and Sakura weren't nearly as close as they used to be, but they were still, technically, best friends. She was also pretty curious.
Naruto tilted his head to the side, "you okay there, Ino? You're being silly. Sit down and forget about it." Ino did so obediently, coincidentally on Naruto's right.
This was why he didn't want to do it with everyone else around, there's no telling how many times he could order people around before someone took notice.
Sasuke silently thanked the blond for getting rid of his morning fangirls, they always came early solely because they knew he did.
As classes come and gone, many students noticed the strange phenomenon of both a clan heiress and the smartest girl in the year hanging around the dead last. Though, many admitted he WAS pretty damn good looking for a 12 year old, blond hair, blue eyes, kickass whisker-like birthmarks... Many had the strange thought that he was somewhat of a born leader, however ludicrous it was.
If only they knew they were completely correct.
Naruto had both girls come to his apartment, he had to work a quick bit of magic to get his main problems fixed up.
The knock was loud and long, as long as it could be before he reached it, anyhow.
"Ohayo Sakura-chan! Ino-channn!" Naruto greeted with a toothy grin. He wasn't all that surprised when both girls came in quickly, but muttering items of interest under their breath.
'What are we here for, again?'
'Why am I even doing this...' Etc.
Sakura had her fist clenched, as she just couldn't believe she was in her stalker's (cough) house, she was however still there. Ino had no inclination to *not* go, so didn't find it all that strange - she simply hadn't thought of the situation more than just her needing to do it. Neither of the girls quite knew why, but they did know that they HAD to be there, for whatever reason.
"Aha, girls! I'll get straight to the point." Both gave a pointed look.
You see, Naruto's prior command to his ex-stalker Hinata Hyuuga had gone swimmingly, just as it was meant to. That means that his jutsu, or whatever the hell it was - had at least limited control over anothers memory, at least to the point of complete and utter change without seemingly any confusion. Simplified, he figured if he could get Hinata to stop liking him...
Then...
Naruto looked them both in the eye, a feat not exactly explainable. He didn't have to do it, but it made him feel all the more awesome.
"Like me."
The next day in school was quite a bit different, and left the early goers a fair bit surprised at what they walked in to.
The current class clown had two of the most sought after girls in the class practically ON him. Literal, in one case.
Shikamaru woke up to nagging that morning, and walking through the bulky class door to find Naruto making out with Sakura of all people, who sat in his lap, only managed to further his bad mood. The fact his own childhood crush was against his side doing much the same as Sakura, but to his cheek, only managed to further it still.
All was, frankly, forgotten the moment his head hit the desk.
The school day went by smoothly, despite all the aghast looks Naruto was sent by his classmates and Iruka's many attempts to separate the girls from the boy.
The night was however alarmingly different.
"Pestttt!" The large, intimidating fox wasted no time in insulting his stupid (in his mind) orange-clad warden. "Welcome... to my humble abode." The voice escaping his maws could've easily been misinterpreted as the senseless growls of a predator. It was filled full with hate, so much so it could practically be smelled, that's how vile, corrupt, and potent the foxes hate was.
Naruto was scared, there was no other way around it. He was face to face with a fucking demon for christ sake! The hell was he suppose to do, laugh, smile, perhaps even demand something from the king of all biju? He wasn't bloody insane!
However...
He wasn't about to take any chances so he made certain his first choice of words were indeed an order. He recognized this being as the Kyuubi, if what he had heard about it was indeed true...
He wasted no words. "Tell me, why are you here, Kyuubi?" Naruto tried to keep the fear out of his voice, the shivers from affecting his tone - he can only hope he did it right. He dared not show weakness in front of such a horror. It would gobble him up, he was sure.
"I am not here by choice. Minato Namikaze sealed me inside of you as his last action. You smell of him, likely a relative - you're probably his son." The foxes own tone had changed to something dull and bittersweet, the incredible presence it earlier exuded was now diminished and barely noticeable.
The mighty fox was tamed with the barest of questions.
Naruto felt much safer awake and out of what he later realized was something akin to his mind, and quickly dressed up before swiftly leaving his small apartment.
"Ino-chan! Sakura-chan!" He smirked and stole a kiss from both of his girlfriends by his door. They each returned it with fervor.
Neither was very different, besides the sudden love for the blond. Ino, by request(order) had removed all her bandages, so Naruto had much more to not only look at, but feel as well. Sakura didn't change at all, looks-wise. She still had her short dress, and much too small short-shorts that Naruto loved to put his hands on.
Naruto smirked and decided he'd have a little bit of fun before another day of school. He stuffed his hand down both girls lower undergarments before they'd realized and groped their butts, pulled them closer and started kissing the hell out of them.
It was a fun morning for one Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto didn't know when it happened, but he soon realized he had grown to a size more for his age. He had went from a measly 4'9" into a far more respectable for his age 5'4". Again, he didn't know how it happened, but he had his suspicions.
The lonely orange pervert had gotten little more intimate with his semi-forced girlfriends(technically, they think it's their will), despite wanting to - he was going to save them for at least a little bit longer. Groping and the occasional grind was enough for him at the time.
Right now, his girlfriends were off with their families for the weekend, Ino had to train in her clan techniques and Sakura was a mommy's girl - who knew?
So he decided to entertain himself with peeking! He wouldn't even have minded if the white haired pervert was there this time, not that he was, so he would have someone to talk to. He'd only seen him a couple times, and he always managed to get aggravated by the old man - but enough of that, these were some fine ladies!
He'd barely ever seen that hair color though, on anyone besides that crazy snake woman... It was such a nice purple, long too, her warm brown eyes looked amazing as well, woo. Nothing compared to her macilent form though, no fat anywhere you didn't want it, the perfect size of breast, and-
Suddenly she was wrapped up in a towel, next to him, and he was on his butt.
Naruto rubbed his sore butt with a wince, that hurt! He couldn't supress the hard-on at seeing the wet woman clad in nothing but a small towel. He almost lost it when he saw her angry brown eyes though..
"Hi..." He greeted lamely.
If possible, her further narrowing eyes somehow seemed even more menacing than earlier! "What exactly were you doing, Uzumaki?" She had obviously sensed him beyond the bath.
'Must be one of those better ANBU' Naruto realized quickly, and clicked his tongue. She was good to look at though... Instead of influence her to being even more angry, though he was sure a beating would come if he didn't try to cause one, he quickly came to the easiest plan of action.
He grinned, "forget what happened..." and in a flash of brilliance...
"And like me."
Her expression changed quickly, and without warning she was giving him a hug! He could get use to this.
There was also this itch he really needed scratching, he'd have to keep that in mind.
"Who are you, ANBU-chan?" Naruto asked simply, he only wanted a simple answer - after all.
"Yugao Uzuki! I like flowers, swords, -"
"Right, right, cool..." Naruto rolled his eyes, she was unusually peppy all of a sudden, she was a slight bit taller then him, but he was a fair bit wider. They went through the same physical regimes, after all - there's no super quick-easy scheme to building up your muscles just for ANBU or anything silly like that. He didn't think she was this warm a minute ago, she was still completely drenched too.. her skin was glistening, as she hadn't bothered trying to dry after her nigh-immediate escapade to him earlier.
It seemed to be influencing her a bit more than he'd actually meant her to be, as well..
Naruto found his lips captured by Yugao's dazzling own, and found himself pushed down with the barely-clad older teen in his lap, devouring his mouth for her own, sudden needs. Thankfully, Naruto was careful when he spied on the baths- not that it helped against Yugao- and he was around the back in an out-of-bounds zone, so it wasn't necessarily a bad pl-
His thoughts were quickly muddled when the older teen grinded against the perfect spot and he accidently let lout a small moan of appreciation, only for it to get immediately captured by Yugao's lips. She didn't stop there, and kept grinding against him, as if trying to milk him through the fabric. By instinct the blond put his hands down to his new partner's butt and assisted in the grind. He hadn't quite anticipated his hand brushing against the towel as he did so to cause it to slide off.
He soon found himself looking at the beautiful purple haired specimen completely nude(once again!), on top of him, still completely wet - though this time perhaps some sweat was involved - and now hot and clearly bothered.
Who the hell killed him in his sleep?
To his slight groan of protest, Yugao sat up and slid back just a bit to be more comfortable.
"Like what you see?" She asked, obviously teasing. Her hands roamed over, down her sides and onto the bottom of Naruto's shirt, grabbing the hem. He grinned and raised his arms up and back, and she slid it straight off. As expected of a ninja in training, Naruto had a nice six-pack(though it was a bit more conditioned than it was meant to be, Kyuubi perhaps?) and his previously hidden arm muscles were a fair bit bigger than she'd originally thought. Nothing like a grown male ninja, mind you, but more than enough to work with.
Yugao leaned back down, slid her hands all around his torso - as much as she could seem to touch - and starting laying kisses on his pectorals, ever slowly leading down.
Naruto couldn't resist the assault laid on him by the beautiful naked purplette, and after making sure he could reach - he could, just barely - he sent down his writing hand to flick across his new partner's slit. She was wet, that was for sure! She moaned lightly in appreciation, so being the gentleman he is, Naruto starting pouring some real effort into rigorously rubbing her sweet spot. He eventually evolved to pumping a finger in, and then even two.
She seemed done with her eventually senseless kissing and sat back up in the same position as before, slightly down from, whilst still on, his lap. Naruto still had a hand dedicated to her, she was tight, even on such something as small as a finger, but not to some insane degree. She obviously liked it, anyway.
Yugao smiled heavily, a large blush dusting her cheeks - and lightly her nose - she lowered her hands to his waistband, and with a sound vaguely familiar to a harsh gust of wind, they had been pulled right off, shoes included! His underwear went with it - no surprise there - and he couldn't help but blush at being exposed all of a sudden. Her body reached a new level of need at the sight of his ever so larger-than-average rod, and Naruto felt it through the sudden constriction on his hand - causing him to pull out - he guessed it was her bodys way of telling him she wanted the main course.
He wasn't about to stop her, he was still a virgin - and she was pretty damn hot. He couldn't help himself, and sat up to embrace his soon-to-be lover, not that they really knew each other or anything. He could feel a grin in the kiss they soon shared, and a moment later he felt her hand on his length. He couldn't help the small moan that was automatically captured by Yugao's own lips. He felt her slight repositioning, and then he could feel himself against what would later be his haven.
She still had to ask, "ready, Naru-kun?" Yugao knew he was, obviously, if he wasn't - well, he'd be in trouble for leading her on, alright. Or so she told herself.
The bell ringed as the heavy lumber door swung open, Naruto was aghast at the absurd weight of it - they did want people to shop here, right? No?
"Welcome to Higarash- oh! Naruto? Here for another practice set again? I could've sworn you were here only a week ago.." Tenten rambled off, though she figuratively 'knew' nigh-all of the shinobi of the current regime, as the stall she manned was very popular - though it was suspiciously empty right now - it wasn't often she saw someone her own age that she actually had any relations with, comparatively of course.
Naruto had come around a few times to stock up, and Tenten was usually the one here, so he wasn't surprised - he didn't have reason to be. He came here to visit her actually, his first time was amazing, just a few sparse hours ago, and he was really raring to go again... though with someone more-his-age this time. Yugao was indeed amazing, even if unexpected, but he could still tell that she had been used...
Tenten however, he'd have the pleasure of being her first - voluntarily or not.
"Hey Tenten!" Naruto put on his patented 'big-ass smile' and walked merrily - yes, he could do that - to the counter top.
The only other occupant in the room failed to notice him flipping the sign to 'closed'.
"H-hey..." She was nervous all of a sudden, and already felt horribly warm under the collar - this had been happening every time she'd seen him... Little did Tenten know that, though forgotten(via order of Naruto, of course) she has previously been 'ordered' to think such dirty things when he came to mind.
It amused him, and it would certainly serve a purpose here.
Naruto jumped around the counter and got behind the young pigtailed teen, wrapped his arms around her chest and pressed himself against her behind.
Tenten had the sudden feeling that she should care about such things, but something within her she couldn't place squashed the feeling ruthlessly. She must've been imagining things.
That's where the real fun started.
Alas, they were both still inexperienced - Tenten moreso - and they both finished up before long. Naruto gave one last kiss and quickly left with a simple farewell. He was sure she'd do use some of those many, many jutsu dubbed 'pregnancy control' that he had heard so much about, eventually. Besides that, if he stayed he was going to have to answer a lot of questions - and he just didn't have it in him after that.
It had been months since his act of both losing his own and later taking Tenten's virginity, he had stopped himself from doing anything as sexual since - even if the need had grown tenfold since he first experienced it. He didn't yet have it in him to use either of his girlfriends yet, however.
He would soon though, they didn't make it easy on him.
Naruto had gone to certain lengths to make sure everything went as it was meant to. He used his power to net himself an easy graduation, and eventually used it to ascertain that he was teamed with his girls.
Finally reaching the roof, Naruto again saw his new sensei, but this time the man in question didn't immediately leave thereafter and he could 'check' him out. He recognized him as 'Sharingan no Kakashi', from his reading of a bingo book he'd snitched from some chuunin.
Kakashi was obviously about to begin some kind of speech to his new prospective genin, at least until he told them to sit down.
Perhaps he should have specified where?
Regardless, if the girls were going to sit on their male teammate - Kakashi briefly wondered just when the two boy one girl team dynamic become out-dated, but it didn't really matter - then he wouldn't question it.
They would certainly make an interesting team if they passed...
Naruto reached the training grounds about ten minutes early, both his girls had once again met him at his house for a good morning kiss and were therefore with him too, and they sat down and waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And Naruto soon realized that the three hour wait for their sensei the day before was in fact not a one-time thing.
Also, Sakura was awfully close to him today... He didn't have it in him to resist such advances this early in the morning, and he never had a chance to alleviate the morning wood, what with them meeting him first thing. He didn't doubt for a second Ino would be factored into this as well, had she not fallen asleep roughly ten minutes prior.
And Sakura was a good kisser..
He leaned in and added his own touch as she added tongue as she always did, grounding her hips against his as she did whence Ino wasn't in that particular spot.
He grinded against her, however, and tossed his own shirt off unceremoniously - he never minded the cold air of the morning, and he doubted Sakura would mention it. He did have to separate from her lips to do such a thing however.
"N-naru-kun.. Are you..?" Her eyes shone full of hope, wanton need reflecting in the window to her soul.
He nodded eagerly, and captured his long-haired pinkette's lips once again. Strangely, however the feeling didn't last - and by the time he blinked in confusion, he found that she had already eagerly shed all her clothes. Seemed she'd been wanting this for a while, ne?
His tiny pinkette seemed to pull his lower coverings right off, in an eerily similar way to that which Yugao had demonstrated all those months ago.
When Kakashi came hours later to find his students fucking like rabbits, he decided then and there that this would be the first team he ever took on.
But man was he going to make their careers as his gennin a long one.
Whelp, there you are.
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