CULLENs' LISTS OF WHAT NOT TO DO: EMMETT
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EMPOV
"What are we doing?" I asked. Everyone, even Bella was looking at me funny.
"We made a list of thing you're not to ever to or attempt to do again." Edward said.
"Why????" I wined. I hated this already.
"Sorry Em, we must." Eddie said.
"Fine Eddie-"
"Read rule 1" he said
No calling Edward Ed, Eddie, Edwin, Edweird or any other name
I make up.
"Man did you write this yourself?"
"No everybody helped. Go on."
No burning all the clothes in Alice's clothes in her room. In fact, stay out of her and Jasper's room.
"You tried to do that?!?!!?!?!?" Bella said, shocked that I would go so far.
"She was out of the country. I only got 3 coats before she ran in and almost pushed me in the fire."
"If Rose hadn't stopped me he would have went in." Alice said anger in her voice.
No trying to make a vampire squirrel army and set it loose again
No trying to make a vampire duck army again
No trying to make a vampire army of any kind
"I miss Peanut and quackers!!!" I said sadly
"Shockingly I'm not surprised."
Never think on July 25 1997 again.
"What did I do-. Oh yea. Fun times"
"STOP EMMETT!!!!!!!!!" Edward said
"What happened?" Bella said
"A vacation Rosie and I took. I use it to annoy Edward"
"Oh."
Never think of June 8 1998.
Never think of December 26 2000
Never think of October 19 2001
"When does the Never think of 'insert date here' stop, I'll read them later."
"Number 57." Said Edward
57. No lusting for Rose during school."
58. No tripping Bella
59. No steeling her books
60. No wearing Alice's clothes unless told to.
61. No using Carlisle's doctor supplies
62. No babysitting Bella
"WHY?????? I like corrupting- I mean babysitting Bella!!!!"
"Last time you tried to steal a space shuttle to Mars without grabbing oxygen tanks!" Bella said
"Fine, can we make one for Alice?"
"Sure." Esme said
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alice said
"To late let's start." I said
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