Follow the epic tale of adventures in my tag: "take him for the team"
After years of writing passive aggressive love notes to both Soul and Maka, the fangirls finally decided that they weren't the right ones. There were no right ones except for each other. They swore to never let the flames of their desires flicker, and instead they passed the burning torched to the only girl who had a chance: Maka.
The girls (and boys) followed her relentlessly, nudging her to his general direction and filling her bag with notes that read "Do him." One day, Maka found that her anatomy book was filled with sticky notes, spewing profanities from each page except for the one on the reproductive cycle. On that page, the dick was circled in sharpie, and under it was written "Get it."
Stein called Maka to his office one day, asking her to take a seat, because there was no way that she would be able to take this standing up.
"Maka, I'd like for you to see what I found in the little reaper's room." He pushed a manila folder towards her, sliding his chair backwards as she opened it. Her hands shook after reading the title. "Soul is Makasexual." It was smut.
She climbed to the middle pillar on the top of the school with a megaphone the moment school ended, calling the attention of all those ready to roll down the stairs and back into the city. Maka took a deep breath and yelled.
"You thirsty fuckers can pipe the fuck down! I have done Soul Eater Evans. My generosity holds no bounds as I, Maka Fucking Albarn, have had sex with Soul Eater Evans. You're welcome."
Applause and screams roared through out the grounds beneath her. She took a bow, which unleashed another uprising, and slid down, where her red faced weapon had fainted.
Weapons and meisters alike started to crowd around her, pressing notepads to her. She signed each one with a flourish. "Took him for the team, Maka F Albarn."