Kakashi woke up, not sure where he was. He smoothed his hand over his face. Something hard flaked onto his hand. Dried blood. Quickly he felt himself, checking his neck, chest and arms for open wounds. He didn't find anything. He could smell that the blood had soaked through his mask and looked down to find blood on his vest. He also noticed that he was sitting near a small semi wet pool of blood. Suddenly, a flashback played in his mind.

"...I want you inside me sensei..."

Those were the last words he remembered hearing before everything faded to black. He slowly glanced around the room. She was gone.
Kakashi slowly stood up, his knees feeling shaky. He was hoping that it really didn't happen, but something inside was telling him there couldn't be any other reason his face would be caked in this much blood. "Where am I", he thought in his head as he took in his surroundings. "Definitely not home", he said aloud to himself. Just when he was about to walk towards the door he heard a rustle on the other side.

"Oh shit!" he said panicked.

The room was mostly empty and there was practically no where to hide. Kakashi could only think of one option. The door clicked and swung open, the pink haired kunoichi stepping inside. In her arms, she was carrying several bags, struggling through the door with them. They were filled with what appeared to be medical supplies. She did all she could to balance them as she made her way to the kitchen easing all of it to the counter. Her head snapped quickly to where Kakashi should have been lying unconscious. She huffed loudly and walked around the counter into the kitchen, returning with a mop, sponges and a bucket with cleanser. "He could've at least cleaned up after himself...a pervert aaaand a bum." she said aloud. Kakashi felt heat rise to his face as he stood several steps away from her. Taking a page out of Naruto's book, he stood as still as a lampshade, hidden in camouflage on her wall.

As he watched her bent over on her knees focusing on the puddle, he couldn't help but look at the show she was offering his eyes. He could feel blood readying its self to trickle down his nose as he watched her already short dress ride higher and higher up her thighs. Sakura was scrubbing hard at the puddle, cursing under her breath about the stain that would take forever to come up. Higher and higher the dress went. Saving grace was all Kakashi was waiting for when Sakura quickly gave up and stood to mop the remnant of the stain. She quickly finished up, clicking her tongue at the dull circle and walked back to the kitchen. He heard the sound of water running and the opening and closing of cupboards, so he thought it was perfect timing for an escape. Kakashi started to inch his way to the door, hoping that she would be in he kitchen for a while, giving him more than enough time to leave. He reached for the handle when suddenly Sakura came walking past him, unbuttoning her dress. She was headed towards the bathroom.

"Perfect!" Kakashi thought. "She's gonna get in the shower and that's that. I'm outta here."

But then, the phone rang and of all places, it was on a small table next to him.

"Oh god..." he thought.

She was coming towards him. And her dress was swinging wide open, leaving nothing to imagination. Kakashi's fought back the urge to move, for the slightest movement, and it'd be all over. At least for Sakura he thought. He quickly tried to dash the lustful thoughts out of his head, closing his eyes.

"Hello? Oh hi Ino! Huh?...um ...no, I'm n-not really sure where Kakashi sensei is..."

Kakashi's eyes snapped back open as he looked at Sakura. Clearly, she was a horrible liar. Kakashi felt the corner of his mouth pull up into a smirk.

"Naruto? I didn't know they were supposed to meet today. I though sensei didn't do weekends."

Damn, Kakashi said to himself. He knew there was something he forgot.

"I dunno. Probably something perverse as usual...WHAT!" Sakura said loudly as a blush crept over her face. "I wish. I'd soooooooo get kicked out of the village... he might explode into pool of blood before it even got that far..." she said, looking back glancing towards the stain on her floor.

What on earth were they talking about, he wondered as he studied her face. She was so close to him, yet he couldn't do anything. He was feeling tortured.

"You know there was this one time he was so drunk...yeah...we didn't even make it past here...uh huh." She started laughing.

"Oh god...", he thought.

"No, it didn't go that far...but I would you believe me if I told you that I peeked?"

Kakashi's eye widened.

"Both..."

Kakashi could clearly hear Ino screaming through he phone. What did his seemingly innocent subordinate do to him. Sheer curiosity plagued Kakashi as he watched her nervously.

"Oh my god, Ino! Only you would say something like that 'cuz you'd definitely try that! No...I-I...well...(Ino screamed again)...well he was half unconscious...he grabbed my hand..."

"What have I done?" Kakashi thought as fear washed over him. Of all moments, now he wished he wasn't in her house, spectating her private conversation. Sakura was blushing full on as she continued her conversation with Ino.

"...green...who knew, right! Oh my god Ino! You're a pervert!" she said laughing loudly afterwards. "I thought only men coined that phrase, but yes, the carpet does ma-"

That's all it took for Kakashi's hand to slam the phone receiver down, startling Sakura.

Mistake.

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Darkness...

Again.

He could hear voices all around him, but he couldn't open his eyes.

"He's hemorrhaging! Use more chakra!"

Kakashi felt like he was floating in an indescribable warmth. The voices he was hearing were fading.

"H-he just startled me. You know my instincts! I mean, I thought he was an intruder. I swear I didn't mean to hurt him..."

"Kill him." Lady Tsunade chided in.

"Well...yeah." Sakura said, looking down guiltily.

"Gauging his progress, he should be alright, but only time will tell. We can get to the bottom of this once he's fully recovered. In the mean time, Genma can fill in for Kakashi."

"Yes Shishou."

"You're free to go."

Sakura slowly walked out of the hokages office feeling terrible.

TBC..