Why Deidara Hates The Uchiha Brothers
The two infamous Uchiha brothers stared at each other for five minutes before the younger one broke the silence.
"You know you could use some eye balm. Wrinkles start showing around your eyes. I can lend you mine. Free of charge."
"Well, at least I'm not a pussy who uses eye balm, lip gloss and hair gel." Itachi replied without batting an eyelash.
"Oh, look who's tying a ponytail. And what's with the ugly purple nail polish?" Sasuke smirked.
"This? It's the 'it' thing now. But I don't suppose you know, considering how long you've been hiding in that snake's lair while I roam the world, my poor little brother."
Sasuke's smirk faltered.
"Girls are still crazy over me. Period."
"Maybe. But I have more experience and skills than you."
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Meh. You're just older."
"Don't you know? Girls prefer older man compared to a pretty boy."
Itachi smirked as Sasuke's face flushed like a tomato.
"I'm not a pretty boy!"
"Yes, you are."
"Am not!"
"You are."
"Am not!"
"You are."
Bickers continued until day turned to night.
"Let's take a break."
"Are you admitting defeat?"
"Never!"
"Next time, little brother."
Itachi laughed and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Come back here, bastard!"
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A moment later, Itachi appeared besides his shark face partner.
"Did you keep score, Kisame?"
"Of course."
Kisame grinned and closed his notebook.
Itachi – 1, Sasuke – 0
"You owe me dinner for a month."
"How's that?"
"Stop pretending. I know you bet with Deidara."
"Ow. How did you know?"
"I always do."
Kisame chuckled.
"I know. That's why I bet for you every time."
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Meanwhile, Deidara started to go berserk and bombed everything he laid his eyes on.
"Damned all Uchihas… I'm gonna make you pay for this!"