Edward: hey is that miley Cyrus!?!
Jasper: no, it's Hilary duff
Alice: or is it Ally and AJ? Or Lindsay Lohan?
Bella: who cares, their all clones of each other used as pawns by the Disney Company to make money. When one fades out, they bring in a new one. A few of those girls could have had real careers, and Disney screwed them up.
Carlisle: well said.
Esme: you know, this whole 'were deplorable monsters let's not eat humans' trend is getting old!
Rosalie: I agree, let's kill her and kill her good!! Renesmee, what's wrong, you look like your being hypnotized…wait, you are!!
Renesmee: can't…resist…hypnotic...music. Wait, this music has no cuss words! I must stay strong! Let's have miley Cyrus for lunch!
Carlisle: what will the volturi say?
Everyone: screw the volturi!
Carlisle: already done!
Esme: how dare you!?! *kicks him in the balls with vampire strength and brutally beats him*
Carlisle: gasp! I'm sorry Esme! Ouch!
Esme: WTF! *beats him harder and kicks him in the nuts again*
Edward: Esme, you can kill Carlisle later! Now we must eat little miss Miley Cyrus!
Miley Cyrus: howdy ya'all! I'm going to sing now
Alice: oh god no!!!
Miley Cyrus: oh god yes!! *singing random junk about following your dreams and staying true to yourself and blah blah blah*
Jasper: can't…take…anymore…must…escape!!! [Runs into Cullen house and jumps through window then run back to where he was] Damn!
Grim Reaper: hey, guys, how's it going!
Miley Cyrus: hi, death! I haven't seen you since that person's eardrum's exploded at my concert!
Grim Reaper: well, I got my work done ahead of schedule, so I figured I'd come follow you in case someone heard you sing. Hey, how come these people aren't dead? Well, anyway, I should probably get going. You guys have fun!
Edward: wait, you might need… [Death already left] Oh, well
Miley Cyrus: who wants to go sell our souls to Disney?
All the Cullens and Jacob: HELL NO!
Renesmee: Jakey!! Are you here to help us kill miley?
Jake: sure, why not [turns into wolf]
Emmett: Time for lunch!
[All the Cullens eat miley Cyrus]
Edward: she tastes weird. Like metal. Or wires….wait a minute! That's not Miley Cyrus! That's just a robot clone the Disney Corporation built in case they 'accidentally' did something fatal to miley!
Grim Reaper: [in pink fluffy bathrobe with slippers on] why couldn't you murder her while I was here earlier! I was in the middle of something! Now I'm going to miss JONAS!
The Cullens: GASP!!!
Grim Reaper: never mind! Time to lay her to rest!
Emmett: that's wasn't miley Cyrus, just her robot counterpart
Grim Reaper: oh, well. Crap, Sonny with a chance is starting! BYEEE!
Carlisle: well, that was weird. Hey Esme, wanna…you know *raises eyebrow*
Esme: not until I'm done beating you!
Carlisle: well, FYI, they came on to me. They kidnapped Bella and demanded that I do them or they'd eat her.
[Everyone looks at Bella]
Edward: what? How dare they? I'm going to kill them all!!
Bella: um, Carlisle is telling the truth, except for one minor detail: THAT NEVER HAPPPENNED!!!
Carlisle: thanks for selling me out, Bella
Bella: anytime!
Esme: where was I, oh yeah, *punches Carlisle in the face*
Carlisle: Ow!! Okay, I'll break up with Aro just stop that!
Esme: hey! You said it was a one night thing! [Kicks him…err…where the sun don't shine]
[A/n I apologize if miley Cyrus/Disney fans were offended, but you were warned. This was mostly meant for haters. It's just a thing I came up with when I was bored. No need to flame saying I have no life, I'm already well aware that I have no life, trust me.