Starscreams Secret

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything. There is no sexual content, no mega voilence just a noraml story between two bots. hope you enjoy this little story it might make you laugh it might not but hey. this is my first story so tell me if it could be impoved thats it for now enjoy.

Thoughts/ Actions

Somewhere in the Decepticon base, in a certain someone's quarters. (in this case Starscream's). For those who walk by with their audio sensors turned up you can hear Starscream talking to someone.

"I am not a failure, I am not a loser, I am the best decepticon around yes I am the best and I hope no one discovers my little secret."

"Starscream what are you doing?" asked Barricade as he walked into his room upon hearing his whines.

"Huh oh Barricade I was just doing nothing, why do you ask? (Trying to hide his secret behind his back) Did Megatron send you?"

"No I just walked by and heard you talking to some... wait is that a stuffed toy I see."

"What no this is an oh um..." as Starscream tried to make an excuse but failed.

"It is hahahaha this is so slagging funny can't wait to tell everyone." Barricade sneered while laughing his aft off.

"No, don't you fragging well dare Barricade I beg you" Starscream begged perfectically.

"And why should I not tell everyone... whats in it for me?"

"I'll make sure you don't go offline in the next few earth minutes."

"What makes you think you can you can't even defend yourself from the Autobots."

"What makes certain you can either Barricade."

"At least I try unlike you Starscream."

"How dare you mock me. I am Second in command to the Decepticons."

"Ha prove it Star...sream. If I can call you that or should I just call u a weakling."

Starscream growled low then Starscream launched up from his sitting position and ran at Barricade. Barricade was just looked stunned at the speed Starscream came at him. Then he did but best to stand his ground. As Starscream tackled him on to the floor punching and kicking him. Barricade was fighting back as best as he can but Starscream was a little bit stronger than him and bigger. As they made their way out into the corridor past confused looking Deceptions and didn't stop until they hit something and both mechs looked up and saw their leaders menacing optics looking at them and he didn't look amused. He asked them in his deep scary and threatening voice.

"What the in Unicron's name are you two scarp heaps doing, I don't need my soldiers having petty fights around my base explain yourselves."

"Uhh mighty lord Megatron we were just um having a nice little chat is all" Starscream said trying to think of a poor excuse.

"Ya what he said lord Megatron" Barricade said but stunned by his leaders presence and tried to look away from his blood red optics.

"What are both of you fighting over?"

"Um well...urm" Starscream figuring out an excuse to save his sorry aft. "I'm waiting..." Megatron stood there with his arms across his big broad chest.

Barricade thought of an excuse before Starscream.

"We were fighting over who gets that miserable of an excuse of an Autobot leaders head mighty lord Megatron" He said quickly.

"Hahahahaha is that all"

(Megatron grabs both their helms and bangs their heads together with a deafening, smack)

Both mechs rubbed their helms looking sorry for them sels.

"Now you two glitch heads will listen to me and listen well I am the only one who will be getting Optimus Primes head now get out of my sight before I throw both of you in the slagging inferno do I make myself clear?"

"Yes lord Megatron." They said in unison.

(Megatron walks down the hall out of sight then the two bots sit there on the floor rubbing their helms for a few minutes until Starscream broke the silence)

"Why did you not tell him the truth Barricade" Starscream asked him with a confused look on his face.

"Well if you must know I now hold some very interesting information now and I can use it as I wish heheheh" He said with a smirk on hid face.

"BLACKMAIL, you are trying to black mail me how dare you I am SIC to the Decepticons you bastard."

"I know that what I intend to do if you don't do a little task for me"

"Fine" (then Starscream grabs Barricade around the throat)

"But if you ever tell anyone I will personally rip out your spark and feed it to the hatchlings am I clear."

"Urgh yes o-of course S-S-Starscream" Barricade stammered.

"Good now get out of my sight before hurt you, you fragtard."

"Humf" Barricade said.

"I promise I won't tell Screammer" (fingers crossed behind his back).

"Good then we are done here now and if I catch you near my quarters again I will kill you very painfully and slowly, and don't call me screamer."

Barricades thoughts:

'It is so easy winding you up Starscream but not at the cost of my own spark but it was funny seeing your face and worth it this is one moment to save in my memory banks.'

The End