7 hour war
As told by k0hijin
.....Many times a year ago, when world was a lot less dirt and dark, peoplez wood make wars on other peoplez for win debate on who owns moneyz, countrees, and stuff. They are the dumb cuz they die from alien but they learnt TOO LATE....
- "More specifically isotope 235 will meat our ideals for the weapon, but seeing how rare it is, we must use the ever more volatile 238. but its weak and has quarter life so we
must MAKE the proper isotop for the engine core of SUPAWEPON. of course, you are not properly trained for this job so u can be the janitor that cleans up the leakage from the isotop.
which is will kill you. but your my buddy friend thats over there in the corner so we hav no problem." Said manager person back to other guy whos swas not important really. This wepon
was a made for start war to other country! .The importants person went on to cretisizize the nots important: "do many monkeys in the afternoon go for a swim in your back yard pool?
NO!! you are janitor and janitor dont get payed much but no worrys here because u get to pick up isotop!! YAY!!! but u die anyway and dead person no need pool for swim unless they
zombie goast in the watr then they need poolz for swims. you will be when u help with isotop but we have the cake to revive you." Janitor angry now at manager person, he need take
revenge now 4 teh wrong tings that has happenned to him in teh passt because he doesn't not want to be an janitors. so he take a meat truck by the stealings and desires to run into
henemy headquarters all by him selflessness.
- Teh meat truck traveling up the sidewalk on a one way trail made a u-turn on the smoke signal. he knew his chicken was grilled when his truck crash into enemees! the resulting
msi (meat-per-square-inch) was catastrophic making meat Wednesday a national holiday. of course the meat was cooked raw making sickness of the dirt and dark a reality causing world
war 45.7. teh war had start!!! many a tanks were having fun making war on teh battlefeeld, but OH NOEZ!! enemy come in warplane with the BOMB!! teh pilot say YOU WANT IT? WELL ITS
YOURS MAH BOI! and then we go boom and teh war it over but we hav explosion made byothr wepon so it swas useless and turned plane to goast. and tank continue making wars to find
the missing enemy wepon but it was beyond anyones control. teh wepon DOMINATES ALL. all except the magical SUPAWEPON that the goodguyz has been a working upon. but since teh
janitor had made no sense in trying to not pick up leakage of isotop, the SUPAWEPON weapon could no longer be a completion. and so the war continues. teh non-janitor person who was
supposed to be janitor but wasnt says "duty calls! time to be a JANITOR!!" so he picks up isotop to make teh wepon. it swas time to unleash higher velocity toasty firepower!! yay!! The
WEPON fires radioactive stuf at the enemy so that enemys could be flat like earth=ded. It was time for the headquarters to fight the goodguys. The fight ended quickly though because the
enemy makes The Piece Treaty before dinner so they made a laugh and then were made at peace!
- The world war had been ending rite on time for the END OF THE WORLD!!. The new at peace world was attacked by the people of the name Combine. Teh Combine hated humens
and make peoplez do stuff that makes them feel incompatibles. (lolwut) but no worrys are here because guy named Breen surrenders us to the aliens now we call combine and he now
almost king of world but isn't because he makes deal with combine to not be normal people. To makes himself appear betters he said tat the world war was actually against the aliens!! So
the already patetic 7 hours war was actually 7 minute.
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