Ah, young love. To be embraced in the throes of it is either a blessing or a curse for some. At the moment, our protagonists are busy having hot sweaty mansex in the on-call room, but we shall return to them later- with detailed description.
"WHERE THE HELL IS KANDA AND WALKER?" Chief Komui, age...unknown. While he is the most talented, young Chief the Dark Order Hospital has ever seen, he is also rather clueless as to the going-ons of his colleagues. A few nearby nurses titter at his ignorance.
Miranda, an intern, summoned up the courage to stutter "O-on-c-call room, sir. But- I don't think y-you should-" Miranda gasped as Komui changed direction and determinedly strolled into the preocupied room without a second thought. He was rewarded with the following:
Kanda Yuu. Age...27, Japanese. Head of Cardiatrics. He is referred to as the 'seme' of the two. Rather domineering and possessive of his 'uke'. Status: Naked. He also happened to be thrusting a certain something in to a certain uke's somewhere.
Allen Walker. Age...24, British. Resident. The uke. Status: Also naked. Moaning with pleasure as he orgasmed-
-insert high-pitched girly scream here- Komui sprang out of the room, nose bleeding, blind, as he tried- in vain - to reverse the rather unwanted effects of viewing mansex. (I wouldn't.) "WHEN YOU TWO ARE DRESSED REPORT TO MY ROOM IMMEDIATELY!" Half an hour later, the two doctors limped out of the room, trying to salvage their last scraps of dignity. Or rather, Kanda death-glared at any on-looker who was laughing hysterically and Allen was trying to hide behind him. Kanda did not limp.
"What you two did in the on-call room was- was inexcusable." Komui had taken off his glasses and opted for a blindfold (which was considerably worse, because that made the images clearer in his mind. Again. Why try and run from yaoi when you can embrace it?). Allen blushed 10 shades of red, the same shade that could be achieved by being spanked repeatedly-
Excuse me.
Allen blushed 10 shades of red, while Kanda stared out the window, most likely replaying a scene from their earlier lovemaking.
"I'm so sorry Chief, we'll never, ever, ever-"
"SILENCE! If you cannot hold in your- your urgings then you do not belong here at the Dark Order Hospital! Is that clear?" Allen soberly nodded, but because Komui could not see, he did not see that Allen had consented.
"Sir, I just nodded." "Oh. Well. No need for this bloody blind-fold, is ther- MOTHER OF PEARL IT'S WORSE!" The chief's nose began bleeding again.
As soon as they were out of his office, Kanda pushed Allen up against the wall. "What the hell, moyashi, agreeing to never have on-call room sex? We both work late shifts and when we're at home, you're tired!"
"I know, Kanda, but the Chief was so mad- and besides, he was going to find out some time! You're so forceful!"
"Well, I can't help it! You're so loud when you come!" At this moment, an elderly patient walked past, and winked at the two.
Both doctors breathed heavily and it slowly dawned on their nether regions as to what position they were in. Before the young Brit could protest, Kanda carried the bean-sprout bridal-style back to the on-call room where loud moaning, "O-OH YES KANDA! RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!" and shenanigans of the type ensued.
Ohmygod, I know, I know. I SAID SEPTEMBER. But in between school, and work, and waiting for the latest chapter of D. Gray Man to come out, IT IS SO FUCKING HARD. (ahaha -hard.)
But to reiterate, Paging Dr. Yullen is going to be the first serious long fanfic I've ever written. (Those who follow me know I write extremely short one-shots.) So, YES THIS IS GOING TO BE CONTINUED! Hurray :) And yes, there is a reason as to why Lavi and Lenalee haven't appeared yet...ohoho...review please! That keeps the yaoi circulating.