Full Summary: Hayley and Kayley have been best friends since kindergarten. They are both only children and so they are like sisters which means they share their love for anime. One day, when they are watching Full Metal Alchemist they find themselves out of their own world. And inside the FMA universe. And to top things off, they find themselves in the clutches of a certain greedy humonculus. Possible Greed x OC & Roy x OC Rated for violence, humor, and lots and LOTS of Greed.

Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal alchemist. If I did, Greed wouldn't have died...*sniff sniff*

Prologue.

Kayla sighed as she watched the episode 51 of Full Metal Alchemist. "That's it? Where's my Greed?" She complained.

"Greed died, remember?" Hayley said from her spot beside me and she dabbed her eyes and blew her nose into a tissue. "I can't believe they nearly had Mustang die!" She complained, completely outraged.

"I know, I know. There, There." She said very unsympathetically. "But back to the main topic of discussion! Greed! I mean, they should've had him just kinda appear at the end with this epic back flip and then when everybody is all surprised go, "Did you miss me, doll?" Oh that would be just too AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE" She squealed as she flopped back down onto the bed.

"OMG! THAT WOULD BE SO BLOODY AMAZING THE HOSPITAL WOULD BE FULL!" Hayley yelled as she too, fan girl squealed and flopped down beside her friend.

"Huh?" Kayla asked as she turned her head towards her and tilted it to the side slightly in confusion.

"My humor is wasted on people like you." She snapped as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"No I wanna know now. What did ya mean?" Kayla persisted.

"Well if that happened sooooooo many fangirls out there would be squealing and getting nosebleeds that they'd pass out and have to be in the hospital with blood to keep them alive." Hayley explained without even blinking as she turned off the lamp and pulled the covers over her.

"You know, Hayley, We could always watch Brotherhood next." Kayla said with a smile.

"Why should we do that? The second season is never as good as the first." Hayley asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Well...I heard that...Greed...HAS A BIGGER ROLE TO PLAY IN IT! OH YES, OUR GREED IS MOVING UP THE RANKS FROM GREEDY SOD TO OOHHHH, AMAZING HERO! YES YES YES! HE SAVES THE WORLD! HE DOES! HE DOES!" She yelled to the roof.

"Well what are we waiting for then?" She asked and grabbed her computer before bringing up Full Metal Alchemist, Brotherhood Episode one english dub, into the search engine.

2 hours later

The two fan girls started to stutter useless crap as Greed took off his vest and they watched intently. "This obscures my handsome face so I try not to use it very often." They squealed and flopped back only to collide with hard stone.

"Huh? Did we fall off of your bed again, Kay?" Hayley asked as she sat up and rubbed her head.

"I dunno, Hay. Maybe we fell off my bed and then down into the basement." Kayla suggested as she too sat up and looked around. Her breath caught in her throat as she realized that they were in Laboratory 5. She looked up to see the giant skull on the ceiling and glanced over at Hayley.

"You don't think..." Hayley started.

"We're in Greed's prison? I don't know. Only one way to find out." She whispered as she peeked behind the rock to get a better look at the room. She slowly looked at the middle of the floor and quickly slapped a hand over her mouth a second before she let out a squeal, which was muffled by her hand. "You are not going to believe this." She said and slowly dragged her friend up to look over the rock. They both covered each others mouths before letting out muffled screams at what they saw.

There, laying on the floor with his hands bound behind his back and his legs tied together by the same type of ropes was the reason they had screamed in the first place. Not out of fear but out of utter delight.

It was Greed.

Well here's the prologue. I hope you enjoyed and the next chapter shall come soon. Maybe even tonight. :)

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~The Goddess of Darkness.