Mario Kart Wii?

By Prince Doopliss

All rights go to Nintendo!

"Welcome to Mario Kart! I'm your announcer Lakitu! This is the Mushroom Cup! First Track is Luigi Circuit!" Said Lakitu.

Racers in Line

1st Mario

2nd Luigi

3rd Peach

4th Toad

5th Yoshi

6th Wario

7th Donkey Kong

8th Bowser

9th Koopa

10th Baby Mario

11th Baby Peach

12th Waluigi

The Koopalings sat down to watch the race that is about to start 28 minutes. Mario wanted to have a new Mario Kart on the wii so him and 11 others decided to work on it. Others wanted to race, but they were denied for a few races and had to wait."I hope dad wins!" Said Bowser Jr. he wanted to be part of it though. Bowser and Toad went to the batroom before the race. Lemmy heard a scream from both."Oh no I heard Toad and Daddy scream!" Lemmy claimed."LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Shouted Roy.
Two minutes before the race Lakitu came."Bowser and Toad are dead in the bathroom! We need two racers to replace them!"Explained Lakitu. Funky Kong got in his kart, so did Bowser Jr who wanted to win for his dead father."Okey ready...set...GO!"Lakitu said to start the race.
Funky Kong leads the race. He threw a red shell and it hit Wario and it cause Wario to lose 2nd to Mario and 3rd was also taken by Yoshi."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Shouted Wario. Bowser Jr. got by Luigi as a bullet bill and is now in 12th."No this can't be!" Said Bowser Jr. and the other Koopalings are upset. Waluigi Threw a blue shell. Funky Kong stop before Waluigi threw the shell and let Wario take the lead. Not only did Wario got hit so did Mario. Funky took 1st again."This is toooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooool!"Funky said.
Bowser Jr. was getting ready to pass Koopa for 11th. Koopa threw the red shell behind him at Bowser Jr."HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!"Shouted Bowser Jr."Well he blew it!"said Iggy. Waluigi threw a red shell and took 3rd from Luigi. Mario had three bananas so the red shell fail. Wario took 4th from using the gigantic mushroom. Funky Kong threw a green shell and it hit Waluigi putting Waluigi in 4th.
"We are down to the final lap. Funky Kong, Mario, Wario, and Waluigi are close real close."Reported Lakitu. Funky Kong took advanage of the dropped musroom and won."I lost!!!"Bowser Jr. screamed.

Standings

1st Funky Kong 15 pts

2nd Mario 12 pts

3rd Wario 10 pts

4th Waluigi 8 pts

5th Peach 7 pts

6th Baby Mario 6 pts

7th Luigi 5 pts

8th Koopa 4 pts

9th Yoshi 3 pts

10th Donkey Kong 2 pts

11th Baby Peach 1 pt

12th Bowser Jr. 0 pts

Who killed Toad and Bowser? You have to keep on reading.