The Rough, Satisfactory and Suicidal Joys of Babysitting
Prologue
FTP: so I watched mai hime, turned out different from what I expected still it was cool plot then I watched my otome because I thought it was a sequel, turns out its not, and my favs are most definitely Nao who is sooo cynical and sarcastic, bad but not evil and Natsuki whose just a funny cool lone wolf xD Midori is, well, you can't explain her =] Shizuru when nice is cool and then well you all know her xD also last but not least Takumi and Akira who make the most adorable couple =3 Going to keep this as canon as possible so couples are all from show, so sorry but since there are lesbian couples and I'll stick to them don't read if you don't like =]
Natsuki: she just loves the idea of summonings and stuff...
Nao; I hate you...despise you...go die *grumbles*
FTP: -.-"
Shizuru: ara, ara ^^'
FTP: so I found these 3 girls having the most amusing relationship ever so here's the story ^^
Summary: Shizuru and Natsuki after the Hime Carnival have been trying desperately to make amends but the red haired vixen won't listen to any reason. Nothing changes for her after the carnival, she was back to square one thanks to the crimson eyed woman. After whining from her former Hime acquaintances she begrudgingly accepts a dinner with the two. Trouble is she doesn't show up and angers Natsuki who bursts into her appartment to find ...Chibi Nao. Hilarity ensues xD Now the Himes are the only ones who can turn her back =X
It had become a routine since the end of the Carnival; Shizuru had been trying to make amends for what some would call her psychotic nervous breakdown. Yukino she had managed to become friends with after thoroughly apologizing to both her and Haruka whom accepted forgiving her with Yukino's gentle nudge. Then there was Nao.
The vixen was stubborn and angry, Shizuru wasn't amazed, after the Carnival ended it must have been frustrating to go back to square one. Her left eye was healed and even though her mother was back she was not healed and went straight back in a coma after regaining consciousness for less than a few minutes. Nao's frustration was directed primarily at her and refused to forgive her, but there was hope, she had finally accepted Natsuki's and her invitation to dinner albeit some stalking and whining from Mai, Midori and the former Hime's who believed Shizuru was a changed person.
Walking slowly with the groceries in hand she was greeted by the loving smile of her girlfriend who quickly like the gentlewoman she was took them from her hand and walked along side to thier apartement.
"You were taking too long," Natsuki explained when she heard Shizuru's giggle breaking the silence.
"Ara, Natsuki missed me, how nice," Shizuru teased earning a blush, "you think Nao-san will-"
"Nao is stubborn, and bitchy," Natsuki cut her upon hearing the change of tone, "But she's lonely, she needs time to sort her mess of a life, like I did, we'll stick to her till the end,"
"You found a younger sister in her admit it," Shizuru laughed.
"She's like me in many ways, but i had you, she has only pain," Natsuki agreed, "so yes she's like an annoying, femme fatale wannabe bitch of a younger sister,"
"Will she accept?" Shizuru questioned.
"I'll make her accept, she's not fit to live alone, she's just a kid sheesh," Natsuki grumbled, "Asking her over for dinner is one thing though, asking her to move in with us though is...suicide,"
"Natsuki!" Shizuru reprimanded, "Be nice when she's over, and no bickering,"
"What? ME?" Natsuki fumed, "She's the one that starts it!"
The clock ticked slowly as the time passed getting on the blue haired girl's nerves with every sound it made. The food had been ready for nearly two hours and there was still no sign of the cynical red head anywhere.
"She had to be here three hours ago! That's it!" Natsuki roared grabbing her jacket as she headed towards the door.
"Natsuki what are you going to do?" Shizuru questioned getting up from the table which she was sitting in. She had given her all to make this dinner perfect and yet Yuuki did not even show up which made Natsuki beyond angry.
"I'm gonna go there grab her from her scrawny neck and make her apologize!" Natsuki shouted already running for her bike, "And then I'm gonna ground her for life! or something,"
"Wait, I'm coming with you!" Shizuru shouted just in time.
Nao's apartment was barely fifteen minutes away on the bike. By the time they arrived Shizuru grew worried for Nao not only because she was sure the so called 'spider' wouldn't miss this because Mai would annoy her to no ends if she did (and also even though she would never admit it, she didn't want to disappoint her friends anymore, not that she ever called them so) but because Natsuki had become madder by the second mumbling death treats and such under her breath for all the duration of the ride.
Arriving in front of Nao's door she started banging and ringing the bell making as much noise as was humanly possible until they heard a small groaning sound from inside.
"Okay, Okay I'm coming,"
Shizuru raised an eyebrow, "Natsuki, dear, is it me or that voice sounded..."
"...way too squeaky?" she answered rubbing the back of her head.
Some mumblings from the inside could be heard as the door slowly opened to reveal a shocking surprise for the former kaichou and her girlfriend.
"What? I have a killer headache so...," Nao stopped midsentence realising who her visitors where, "Oh shit I completely forg...wait a minute, why are you looking at me like that Kuga? and have you always been this tall?'
All Natsuki could do was stutter some incomprehensible gibberish and then point directly and the small red headed child who was talking like Nao, screaming like there was no tomorrow.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,"
Shizuru effectively covered Natsuki's mouth with her hand muffling her scream midway and pushed her inside closing the door. Nao wasn't moving which was a very bad sign.
"What?" she questioned now highly irritated by the two trespassers. Sure Kuga and her had their 'hating each other' moments but that screech had been uncalled for.
Shizuru quickly understood that Nao had still yet to grasp the situation so she quickly picked up the re-aged Nao who protested and flailed her arms and legs about like the small child she became would do and then showed her the reflection of her mirror while adding jokingly, "Ara, Kawaii chibi Nao,"
"..."
"Oh, dear..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,"
FTP: and here goes the prologue and I even have an omake xD
Natsuki: This person owns only the story remember ^^
Shizuru: Enjoy Nao's humiliation...now...
Nao: and i thought you where too high up for that joke...
Omake:
Chibi Nao: *huffs and pants*
Natsuki: ...bwahahahahahhaahahha oh my my stomach, Nao you, bwahahaha cute lol NOOOOOOO xD
C. Nao: let me at her! *is held by Shizuru*
Shizuru: Now we can be a family, Nao can be the daughter *angelic smile of doom*
C. Nao and Natsuki: o.O *silence*