(A/N) I'm taking part in this because I really have nothing better to do, no offense. I also think it will help me write stuff other than Jara. So here you go! Rated T for Language.
One-shot: Vampires (she didn't say it had to be in a specific order, now did she?)
Amber was on the couch, and to everyone's surprise, she was reading a book.
"Amber," Mara said, grabbing the young blonde's attention from the book, "What are you reading?"
"Twilight!" Amber chirped.
"Really? That's possibly the worst written book series ever to be published!"
"You just don't know good literature when you see it!" Amber shot back. Mara's eyes grew wide.
"Literature? How could that be literature? Harry Potter is literature!"
"Please, that's just about silly wizards! Besides, J. K. Rowling totally stole Stephanie Meyers' ideas!"
"Oh really? Name some." Mara glared at Amber, her arms crossed.
"Jacob Black and Sirius Black, for starters. Oh, and they both turn into werewolves!"
"Sirius Black is an animagus, not a werewolf!" Mara retorted.
"What's that?" Mara hanged her head in annoyance.
"Never mind, just continue."
"Ok," Amber marked her spot in the book and turned back to Mara. "There is a girl named Bella in Harry Potter, right? Obviously that character was copied after Bella in Twilight."
Mara's mouth fell open. "Bellatrix? Are you serious? Bellatrix is a badass. Bella from Twilight is just a dumb bitch."
"You take that back!"
"Only if you admit wizards are better than vampires."
"Never! Vampires are obviously way cooler than wizards!" Amber said, putting her hands on her hips.
"Oh, oh yeah, because sparkling is an amazing super power." Mara said sarcastically.
"It is! It attracts mortals to the vampire!"
"If I saw someone sparkling, I'd call a hospital."
"You're just jealous that Bella has someone to care for her when all you have is that…that slimeball!" Mara glared at her, utterly mad.
"I'm going to tell Jerome that." Mara left her seat and headed out of the room, but turned around to face Amber one last time. "And for the record, Alfie doesn't sparkle, either." And she left.
Amber returned to her book, smiling slightly. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Alfie dressed up in his Dracula costume.
"My boyfriend may not sparkle, but he sure is a vampire…" Amber mumbled.
(A/N) Ok, so I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight, so I'm sorry if I offended anyone who likes Twilight in anyway. Really, no need for reviews, but I'd like it.