After hearing that stewie's wife cheated on him, stewie has gone to a party.
"Spooner Street 7:05pm"
(Playing Young Lust)
Brian and Stewie: Ah, I am just a new boy. Stranger in this town. We're are all the good times. Who's gonna show this stranger around. Ooh, I need a dirty woman, ooh, I need a dirty girl. Will some women in this desert land. Make me feel like a real man. Take this rock and roll refugee. Ooh baby set me free. Ooh I need a dirty women. Ooh, I need a dirty girl.
Stewie picks up a roadie and takes her back to his hotel room.
"Back at stewies hotel room"
(Playing One Of My Turns)
Roadie: oh my god, what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars. God this place is bigger then our own apartment. Can I get a drink of water. Can I get you a drink of water. Hm. Oh wow look at this tub wanna take a bath. What ya watching. Hello. Are you feeling ok.
The roadie grabs stewies fingers and begins to suck on them.
Stewie: Day after day. Love turns grey. Like the skin on a dying man. And night after night. We pretend it's alright. But I have grown older. And you have grown colder. And nothing is very much fun anymore. And I can feel one of my turns coming on. And I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tornquiet, dry as a funeral drum. Run to the bedroom and the suite case on the left you'll find my favorite axe. Would you like to watch tv. Or get between the sheets. Or contemplate the silent freeway. Would you like something to eat. Would you like to learn to fly. Would ya. Would you like to see me try. Aaah, no. Would you like to call the cops, do you think it's time I stopped. Why are you running away.