"C'mon, give it!"

"No!"

"I said give it!"

"No way!"

Bowser and Dedede have been fighting for nearly an hour now. They were fighting over a box of chocolates (stolen from Peach). On one of the beds was Ganondorf, reading a book as he tried to ignore the duo.

"Face it, Dedede. You're addicted to this stuff!"

"First of all, it's KING Dedede," The Penguin replied with a cold glare, "And second of all, you're one to talk!"

"What are you saying?"

"You're the one who's going after Peach!"

"He does have a point," Ganondorf said while he continued reading. Bowser snarled. "Don't be a Hypocrite, Ganon! You do the same thing with Zelda!"

"Only because she holds a part of the triforce!"

"Then why don't you kidnap Link for once?"

"Why don't you kidnap Mario?"

"Er...well..."

"Bowser got his butt kicked by Peach, once," Dedede blurted. Again Bowser growled. He pulled the chocolates away from Dedede.

"Hey!" Dedede yelled as he pulled out his hammer.

"Face it, even the Wii Fit Trainers are worried about you!"

Dedede rolled his eyes. "Yeah, well...they worry about everything!"

"Oh for the love of Din!" Ganondorf yelled as he put his book down. He grabbed a pillow from Dedede's bed and started to shake it. What came out were some partially melted chocolates.

At this point, Dedede had a blank expression on his face. "Er...Those aren't mind."

Bowser nodded, "Uh-huh...sure they're not..."