The Stanley Prologue
Saturday – 7AM
This is the story of a man name... oh it's Saturday... so he won't be here yet... so I just have to wait? Sigh...
Saturday – 8AM
Still bored... Only 47 hours to go...
Saturday – 9AM
Nothing to narrate until Stanley arrives...
Saturday – 10AM
I could work on that game with the baby while waiting I guess...
Saturday – 11AM
I finished the game with the baby. When my job is over I can present it as proof video games are art.
Saturday – 12AM
I miss Stanley...
Saturday – 1PM
Why did I have to make my arrival on Saturday and his on Monday?
Saturday – 2PM
8-8-8-8-8-8... Hey this 8 game is pretty fun.
Saturday – 3PM
8-8-8-...
Saturday – 4PM
8-8-8-8... Ok I should probably stop now.
Saturday – 5PM
I'm so bored without a story to narrate...
Saturday – 6PM
It was 6PM and the narrator just sat there waiting for Stanley. Unfortunately for the narrator he got so bored he started narrating his own life... and it didn't help...
Saturday – 7PM: Denial
Stanley will accidentally show up late... on a weekend... I'm sure of it...
Saturday – 8PM: Anger
STANLEY WHY AREN'T YOU HERE!?
Saturday – 9PM: Bargaining
I'd give anything for Stanley to be here right now.
Saturday – 10PM: Depression
Sigh... I want something to narrate...
Saturday – 11PM: Acceptance
Stanley will be here soon...
Sunday – 12AM
Stanley...
Sunday – 1AM
Stanley...
Sunday – 2AM
Employee 427...
Sunday – 3AM
I miss you...
Sunday – 4AM
I can wait...
Sunday – 5AM
I'll wait forever...
Sunday – 6AM
Maybe I should do something else to get my mind off of the 25 hour wait.
Sunday – 7AM
I'm making a demonstration to put the 8 game in. Also so Stanley can get an idea of what he is going to do and so he won't have any idea of what he's going to do.
Sunday – 8AM
The demonstration is finished...
Sunday – 9AM
Stanley...
Sunday – 10AM
Stanley...
Sunday – 11AM
2-8-4-5...
Sunday – 12PM
1-9-4-7...
Sunday – 1PM
Employee 427...
Sunday – 2PM
Sigh... Stanley...
Sunday – 3PM
Hey I could answer those emails I never answer... Here's one by Raphael... Ohhh I need to answer this one.
Sunday – 4PM
Working on a video... dun dun dun... working on a video... do do do...
Sunday – 5PM
I finished the email video.
Sunday – 6PM
It's almost time...
Sunday – 7PM
Only 12 hours to go...
Sunday – 8PM
11 hours... he's almost here...
Sunday – 9PM
10 hours... I can wait...
Sunday – 10PM
9 hours... it's so close now...
Sunday – 11PM
8-8-8-8-8... hours...
Monday – 12AM
Only 7 more hours...
Monday – 1AM
6 hours until the story... my story...
Monday – 2AM
5 hours left until Stanley arrives...
Monday – 3AM
4 hours left! I can't wait!
Monday – 4AM
3 hours!
Monday – 5AM
2 hours!
Monday – 5:30AM
1 hour 30 minutes!
Monday – 6:00AM
1 hour!
Monday – 6:15AM
45 minutes!
Monday – 6:30AM
30 minutes! Stanley is almost here!
Monday – 6:45AM
15 minutes!
Monday – 6:59:95AM
5!
Monday – 6:59:96AM
4!
Monday – 6:59:97AM
3!
Monday – 6:59:98AM
2!
Monday – 6:59:99AM
1!
Monday – 7AM
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a com...