A/N: First drabble! The lovely StitchTayYuugaForever requested some badgers, so here we go! First drabble! This one is heavy on the girls, but the penguins will be in the next one, I swear! Also, if you get the title, I love you.
"I'm pretty glad we had this time to relax with you, Marlene," Sandy spoke, swimming gently. "After the whole Molar thing, I just need a break."
"I'm glad you're all out in one piece," Marlene replied. "Maybe start spending time with the other animals?"
"I guess." Shelley rolled her eyes. "But there's no other girls besides you!"
"Well, there are two others…two badgers."
"Badger badger badger badger…" Hunter grinned, laying back..
"Did someone say badger?"
Hunter jumped. Standing over her were a yellow badger and a more orange-brown one.
"Who…?"
"Becky!" The yellow one grinned.
"And Stacy!" The other one chimed in. "Are these girl penguins?!"
Becky latched onto Nina in a tight hug. "That's awesome! You can come to our habitat! We can have dance parties-"
"Dance parties?" Nina's eyes brightened.
"And spontaneous scavenger hunts-" Stacy added.
"I do like a challenge," Shelley murmured.
"And we can talk about boys!" Becky squealed.
"As the only member of the team in a relationship," Sandy began, "that is a hard no from me."
"Okay, no boys, but we have to hang out!"
"Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes!" They chimed.
"Okay, okay!" Sandy exclaimed. "Fine, we'll hang out with you!"
"Seems like they won't stop badgering us, huh?" Nina joked. "Eh? See what I did there?"
The badgers sharply turned around. "Oh, we see." Becky snarled. "You think that's funny? You think badgers are just a punchline?"
"What? No!"
"We'll see how funny it is when I turn you inside out!" Stacy lunged at her, but Marlene held her back.
"Girls, I think you're forgetting something. They're with me."
"…oh. R-right."
"Why the sudden apology?" Sandy inquired.
"Have you ever seen Marlene out of captivity?" Becky whispered.
"No."
"You're the lucky one."
"But…can we still hang out?" Nina whimpered.
The badgers looked at each other, then turned to Nina. "Of course we can! Come on, let's go!"