This is a really random story
Harry and Voldemort were circling each other in the great hall ready to fight till the death when suddenly Fred and George got up on one of the tables and started screaming "WHEN I SAY HILLSHIRE YOU SAY FARMS" Everybody shouted "FARMS" "GO MEAT." While the crowd started wondering why they said that Voldemort took out his hello kitty journal and wrote
Dear diary,
Today the weirdest things happened today, first of all Dumbledore told me to call him Dumbles and said my name was moldy voldy, Second I was called to do a Billy Mayes commercial at Hogwarts. Then I came in and saw Harry Potter and decided to kill him on my spare time. Mean while I remembered that I forgot to close my car windows and it was pouring outside. Just as I was about to leave the Weasly twins started saying "WHEN I SAY HILLSHIRE YOU SAY FARMS" "HILLSHIRE" "FARMS" "GO MEAT" Everybody shouted. I think they`re on to me. Until I write again.
Peace love and muffiny cupcakes
Uhh Voldemort we`re kind of in a fight here so if you don`t mind could you put away your diary?
Well Harry Pot-head…well...Um well……..oh never mind
Back to the fight!
Mean while:
"Emmet I told you to take a left on that road" said an exasperated Rosalie. "Well I'm sorry" Emmet said clearly not sorry at all. "Em, Rose, shut up some people like to enjoy they`re videos of Bella sleeping, in peace" Edward said. "…..No comment on that one captain prude" Emmet said awkwardly.
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
"Alice, are you done yet?" asked concerned Jasper. "Jaspy why do you look so worried?" asked Alice. "I think the asylum you use to be in is getting to you" said Jasper. "Oh well… Jaspy does this dress make me look…F-A-T?" "Alice first of all your wearing pants and second I'm sure you would look lovely in a dress."
"Ugh Jasper you are such a party pooper your suppose to look at me up and down and nod, it`s from nigahiga." (A.N I want to let the world know that nigahiga is the best YouTube video making person thing in the universe)
Mean while
~Hermione brings out a boom box and starts playing chariots of fire while doing the slow motion walk to the great hall~ "Come on Hermione hurry it up what`s so important that you have to come interrupting my serious battle with Moldy Wart-pants?" harry said starting to whine at the end of his sentence." "I just won the national award for best banana bread, isn't that great harry?" "Uhh no, I`m like way more important than that, like I`m the chosen one so like yeah" harry says in a spoiled teenage girl voice.
So I hope you peeps liked it I'm probably not gonna be able to update soon I'd say I have too much homework but then I'd be lying I just don't really like writing that much but I do enjoy it occasionally.
Peace, love, and magical muffin tops