DR.Katz/Clerks Crossover
We see Donte on a small couch talking to DR.Katz. "Well I think my childhood was normal.
except my Uncle Billy. I don't want to talk about that." "Donte were you mollested by your Uncvle?"
"No he made me watch slide shows...of dead shaved rabbits." "I can see how that would screw you up.
Was there anything else?" "Well my first girl freind." "Actualy Donte i'm talking about your childhood
not your teenage years." "No you don't get it I was seven."
(Flash back)
We see young Donte with a flower in his hand and gives it to a girl. "Hey Donte wanna play docter?" Asks
the girl. "Ok." Says Donte. A couple of minutes latter. "Donte your wee wee was really small." "How many
boys have you played docter with." "Well Donte 6 includeing that boy named Randal, he had the bigest."
(Back in office)
"Well Donte that must have been real humilating." "It really was becuase affter we talked she told the whole
play ground." "But its not to be a shamed of haveing a small penis." "Dr.Katz do you?" "No!" "Anyway that wasn't
the warst of it you see doc because of that one relationship all have gone down." "Well we can talk about this
next week." "Do I have to talk to your receptionist to make a date for my next sestion?" "Yes Donte you have
to because i can't do it myself." "Shit."
(resteptionist room)
Randal goes up to Laura. "So wanna go out?" "Hell no Randal." "Come on how about?" "No not even if you had a eight
inch size dick." "I do you know now," "Randal didn't you hear what i said." "No I was captured in your eyes." "Well
geuss what I want you out of my face. By the way its your turn to see Dr.Katz."
(Back in the office were randal is talking)
"So I said 'wich did you like better Empire Strikes Back or Return of The Jedi?' and he said Empire so I told him..."
"Could we talk about some thing else Randal?" "I have a tatoo on my butt that says 'Fart Power' but besides that i don't
know." "I mean like your childhood." "I could tell you about the first time I saw a porno."
(Flash bach)
Randal is walking and sees a sign thats says 'Only 21 or Over' with his fake I.D in hand he goes up to the man at the
ticket booth. "Yeah i'd like to see Alein Tit Fuckers." "Hey do you have I.D.?" "Yes." He gives the man the card. "You
look small to be 33." "I'm a circus midite." "Ok go in."
(Back in Office)
"Randal how did you get the money?" "My Grandmother gave it to me for my birthday." "So what would you say is your
biggest dissapointment?" "Well..." Then end music starts and Dr.Katz says: "Well thats it."
Please reveiw & tell me if it did or didn't suck.
The End
We see Donte on a small couch talking to DR.Katz. "Well I think my childhood was normal.
except my Uncle Billy. I don't want to talk about that." "Donte were you mollested by your Uncvle?"
"No he made me watch slide shows...of dead shaved rabbits." "I can see how that would screw you up.
Was there anything else?" "Well my first girl freind." "Actualy Donte i'm talking about your childhood
not your teenage years." "No you don't get it I was seven."
(Flash back)
We see young Donte with a flower in his hand and gives it to a girl. "Hey Donte wanna play docter?" Asks
the girl. "Ok." Says Donte. A couple of minutes latter. "Donte your wee wee was really small." "How many
boys have you played docter with." "Well Donte 6 includeing that boy named Randal, he had the bigest."
(Back in office)
"Well Donte that must have been real humilating." "It really was becuase affter we talked she told the whole
play ground." "But its not to be a shamed of haveing a small penis." "Dr.Katz do you?" "No!" "Anyway that wasn't
the warst of it you see doc because of that one relationship all have gone down." "Well we can talk about this
next week." "Do I have to talk to your receptionist to make a date for my next sestion?" "Yes Donte you have
to because i can't do it myself." "Shit."
(resteptionist room)
Randal goes up to Laura. "So wanna go out?" "Hell no Randal." "Come on how about?" "No not even if you had a eight
inch size dick." "I do you know now," "Randal didn't you hear what i said." "No I was captured in your eyes." "Well
geuss what I want you out of my face. By the way its your turn to see Dr.Katz."
(Back in the office were randal is talking)
"So I said 'wich did you like better Empire Strikes Back or Return of The Jedi?' and he said Empire so I told him..."
"Could we talk about some thing else Randal?" "I have a tatoo on my butt that says 'Fart Power' but besides that i don't
know." "I mean like your childhood." "I could tell you about the first time I saw a porno."
(Flash bach)
Randal is walking and sees a sign thats says 'Only 21 or Over' with his fake I.D in hand he goes up to the man at the
ticket booth. "Yeah i'd like to see Alein Tit Fuckers." "Hey do you have I.D.?" "Yes." He gives the man the card. "You
look small to be 33." "I'm a circus midite." "Ok go in."
(Back in Office)
"Randal how did you get the money?" "My Grandmother gave it to me for my birthday." "So what would you say is your
biggest dissapointment?" "Well..." Then end music starts and Dr.Katz says: "Well thats it."
Please reveiw & tell me if it did or didn't suck.
The End