# Kano's Panty Raid #
A/N, Based in the comin Dave's Panty Raid (Homestuck) It was so glorious..
*Seto, Shintaro, and Hibiya playing video games in a room*
Kano: (Enters room) Hey guys! Guess who just went on a (whispers) panty raid~
Shintaro: Bullshit!
Hibiya: No way!
Seto: That's totally a lie!
Kano: (smiles slyly) I dare you to say that to... (pulls out a red panty) Nee-chan's intimates!
Shintaro: (snatches the panty) THOSE DOESNT BELONG TO YOU!
Kano: (tries to hold in laughter) But those doesnt belong to you either~
Shintaro: (puts the panty in his mouth)
Kano: ...
Shintaro: ...
Kano: (stares at Shintaro in surprise and shock) Oh my dirty...
Hibiya: (ruffles into Kano's bag and pulls out an Orange polka-dotted panty) Mo-Momo's panties? Im totally wearing this!
Seto: W-why?
Hibiya: I dunno! Cause their panties? Isn't that what your suppose to do with them..?
Seto: (Is holding pink lace panties with pawprints) Mary wrote her name in her panties... And there's little pawprints on them... That's so cute... It.. It kinda smells nice too..
Kano: (Bursts out laughing) You fuckers are so creepy. I thought the point of a panty raid was to bask in the glory of you loot not- (stops mid sentence to see all three were already wearing the panties) BWAHAHAHA!
Seto: Here, pretty sure this is Kido's.. (Hands Kano the panty)
Kano: S-she named it (tries not to laugh) Panty-san..
Seto: I know...
*Hours Later*
Ayano: Hey guys!
Shintaro: (whispers) Shit.
Ayano: S-shintaro? Are those my underwear?
Shintaro: (flustered) I- I...
Ayano: Waah~ I didn't know you had these urges about me (hugs Shintaro) but its okay, we can get through this!
Shintaro: (Blushes) Fuck, no you dont understand!
*Mary, Momo, and Kido enters the room*
Momo: What's with all of nee-san's shouting?
Mary: (sees Seto in her underwear) S-Seto?!
Seto: (tries to cover himself in shame) Mary, its not what it looks like!
Mary: (faints)
Seto: Waaah! Oh no! (runs over to Maey's side in distress) Call an ambulance! A paramedic! The president! Anyone!
Momo: Hibiya?
Hibiya: Ack! Oba-san.. I can explain!
Momo: Explain? But those aren't my panties..
Hibiya: W-what..? Then who..?
*Hiyori enters the room*
Hiyori: Ahh Momo-san, I just came by to- (spots Hibiya) WTF Hibiya?Those are my panties!
Hibiya: WHAT?
Hiyori: And and not just my panties, those are my special edition one of a kind replica of Momo's panties XC!
Hibiya: Ah! Please dont get angry! It was all Kanooooo's fauuuulllt!
Kido: (stares at Kano)
Kano: (gets slowly scared)
Kido: (smiles slowly at Kano)
Kano: (sweat falls down his face) Uhhh Kido..?
Kido: ...
Kido: I see you've taken a liking to Panty-san... (cracks knuckles one by one)
Kano: Im... So... Fucking... Sorry..