150 Things Shetland Islands and Coats Island are not allowed to do at World Meetings.
Tell France that England wants to snog him.
Ask America to explain why he should be considered a hero.
Put washing powder in any fountains.
Claim they own everyone's asses already.
Wear a cowboy hat.
Steal anyone's cabbages to start a mochi rampage.
Feed Sealand Coca Cola.
Switch the presentation video with one of Hungary's…um….human interest….videos.
Hide under people's chairs and jump out shouting 'THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!'.
Switch the music in the cafeteria to Adam Lambert's Fever.
Make it rain any type of foodstuffs (We don't care if you both inherited the Kirkland Black Magic).
Sneak into the vents and drop out yelling 'Ninja Style' – Japan does not appreciate it.
Explain anything involving weaponry to the micro nations.
Give anything resembling weaponry to said micro nations.
Lock England in a closet with France with cameras.
Lock anyone in a closet with France.
Sing the Mission Impossible theme while dancing along the table.
Pretend that they can't hear Germany.
Abseil from the windows and pretend the rope has snapped by dropping a carrier bag full of ketchup along with a mannequin.
Tie the doors together with string.
Mess with the hotel reservations.
Tell Belarus that France kissed her brother.
Steal Iceland's liquorice and call it Being A Prat To Sweet Innocent Girls Tax while forcing themselves to eat it in front of him.
Cling to England's arm.
Demand a piggy back from Sweden.
Bring a paintball gun and run around shouting 'FIRE AT WILL!'
Put laxatives in anything edible.
Buy any alcohol for Scotland. YOU ARE MINORS, DAMNIT.
Release bats into the room to see if they will sit on Romania.
Make origami foxes and hide them in Norway's briefcase.
Hug Iceland.
Dye England's hair red and tell America red hair is catching.
Write messages in French all over England's paperwork.
Use silly string.
Wail about a tear in your clothes to lure Poland closer and then tie him to a door.
Make pancake dinosaurs and animate them using magic. It isn't funny!
Imprison any member of the Russian Government.
Say 'Timmy fell down the well!' whenever Scotland says 'Lassie.'
Tie everyone's coat sleeves together.
Glue Greece to his chair.
Insist on calling England 'Mother'.
Tie Prussia's hair in tiny bunches.
Turn Scotland into a dragon.
Steal England's Pirate uniform.
Steal Greece's cats and dress them in military uniforms so they can be declared the Greek Army.
Hang upside down on the chandeliers to drop scones on people.
Force America to eat a scone.
Hug Bulgaria.
Carry out any task set by Hungary for money.
Waltz quickly up and down the length of the room singing 'Seaside Rendezvous'.
Sit behind Russia grinning.
Drink either whisky or maple syrup at the meeting.
Insist that Scotland is Uncle Gorgeous and the world needs to bow to him.
Teach Sealand the A-Team theme.
Threaten America with your 'supernatural' friends.
Dress up as Slenderman.
Lock anyone in the bathroom and put an Out Of Order sign on their cubicle.
Ask Spain if he and Romano are mighty and powerful gods.
Sing anything by Culcha Candela.
Pretend to lose your memory and think you can fly.
Steal England's guitar (England: IT'S MY BABY YOU MORONIC URCHINS)
Ask France about the facts of life.
Tell Italy that Germany wants to eat him.
Tie Austria and France together.
Hack anything – we don't care what it is, but don't.
Dress Mansel up as a girl.
Stuff money in America's trousers when he's asleep and tell him when he wakes up that they're from Russia for that lovely dance.
Get a bat to live in the men's bathroom.
….Need we say anymore? None of the countries appreciate being asked about this.
Steal Russia's pipe and blame America.
Dance on the roof.
Throw knives.
Tell your fairies – we're going on the Magic Trio telling us this – to switch the salt and sugar for a laugh.
Switch the coffee with ground acorns.
'Restyle' Austria's shoes with staples.
Insist that Nessie is Scotland's baby with France.
Introduce yourself as a surprisingly tiny part of Scotland or Canada. The way you word it sounds so, so wrong.
Bring in Busby's chair.
Convince everyone that Mint Bunny is the name of England's cute blonde girlfriend.
Dress up as highwaywomen.
Organise a flash mob.
Play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock' really loudly in a corner.
Play chess and then claim that everyone can see that the countries present would be great for a real live chess set. With Russia and America as the King and Queen.
Paint the words 'Property of Ylvis' on Iceland's back.
Claim that China belongs to you because you already adopted South Korea.
Replace Gilbird with a marshmallow peep and eat said peep.
Bribe Norway to let you hide under his chair.
Send spam text to England.
Switch Belarus' knives with twigs.
Yell 'EXPECTO PATRONUM!' if Germany mutters 'happy thoughts'.
Ask Italy if it's true that Germany banned pasta.
Whoopee cushions. Just say no.
Make it snow while singing 'Let It Go'. You made it rain last time by mistake.
Start a snowball fight after making it snow.
Hit Russia with a snowball and blame America.
Tell your brothers that you are a little worried that you threw up this morning.
Post pictures of England drunk on any website.
Bring a goat in and shut it in a closet to surprise anyone who might have business there.
Sedate Iceland.
Have someone shoot you with an arrow and hide fake blood under your shirt.
Tell Scotland that England has 'ever so many admirers!'
Kick anyone.
Tie yourself to the ceiling so you can drop on the table in the middle of the meeting.
Use Wales as a pillow.
Call Finland 'Mommy Number Two'.
Borrow Netherlands' pipe.
Have Ireland fetch you a gun after you have been frisked at the entrance.
Upload 'M' fanfiction onto America's phone.
Ask everyone what it means when France asks about Big Ben.
Sit on Japan's knee 'by accident'.
Challenge America to a game of Call Of Duty.
Hack the Call Of Duty copy.
Threaten to pin Iceland and Prussia up by their ears.
Steal Switzerland's guns and claim that you can seize them under 'The Badass Treaty'.
Write a 'Badass Treaty'.
Lock up any stolen weaponry in the Bank of England.
Pin Iceland to the wall with various weaponry.
Claim that Switzerland is your wife.
Claim that Romania will one day be your territory.
Agree to become a temporary part of Russia.
Get Japan drunk.
Kidnap China.
Tell Prussia that England has a crush on him.
Enlist New Zealand to help in any of your diabolical plans.
Lace the coffee with brandy.
Tell Ukraine that Iceland is holding a kitten captive and is being ever so mean to it.
Tell Latvia that Scotland wishes to eat him alive.
String anyone's underwear up as 'welcome flags'.
Introduce Belarus to Alexander Rybak.
Introduce Liechtenstein to One Direction.
Tell Denmark that he can have beer if he sneaks you into the meeting.
Kiss Faroe Islands on the cheek just to make him go red.
Kidnap Kugelmugel and keep him on your knee for an hour or so just to hug him.
Paint Norway's violin.
Eat all of Romano's tomatoes.
Cling to Sweden.
Knock Southampton Island out with a rugby ball and claim it was an accident.
Dye Scotland's hair blond with a spell.
Speak what everyone is saying in Klingon when England stands up to give a speech.
Introduce any of the BTT to Maroon Five.
Load balloons with paint and string them along the ceiling.
Paint the word 'AGINCOURT' on France's clothes.
Send everyone pictures of what happens when Wales gets drunk.
Bring in your pets.
Introduce Romano to Temple Run.
Feed Sealand maple syrup.
Steal Wy's paint brushes.
Pop Seborga's inflatable tube with a pin and tell him that 'France made you do it'.
Say loudly that you never suspected America likes those kind of books in the middle of his speech.
Call anyone pet names because you like how pink they go when they do.
England and a few other countries watched for the girls' reaction as they handed them the list. Coats snorted a few times, and Shetland grinned disturbingly.
Of course, they had missed out a ton of other things…This would be interesting.