Link's Amazing Quest to the Bathroom Part1 of 2

by TarianatheDemon

Link is on a quest to figure out where the bathroom is in Hyrule. this is only Part 1 of 2. if you want part 2 check Mewtheruler's profile in my favorite author section.

-I do not own the LOZ characters.-

Part 1

One day in the peaceful Hyrule, all was not well for our young warrior, Link. For he had to use the bathroom but did not know where to go. He searched throughout Kokori and the lost woods, but alas, there was none there, Navi appeared out of nowhere and told Link, "I think there is one in the neighboring town Kokoriko."

So young Link started a quest to Kokoriko with the aid of Navi who was extremely annoying. Through the dangerous Hyrule Field he went. Taking too long to find his destination it became night in the forbidding field. A peahat attacked Link from behind, just as he remembered that he had no sword. Navi then said, "Watch out smart one!"

Link then trudged back to get his sword that was left on his bed. Navi asked Link, "Wouldn't it be smart to have a shield?" Link went to the town's shop to buy a shield.

Once this was accomplished, Link headed back to Hyrule Field to get to Kokoriko. When at Kokoriko Link made a sigh. He searched every house, but still no luck. Just then, Navi said, "I think we could ask the Gorons if they have one."

Link and Navi started up the mountain. When he reached the room where the Goron leader was, Navi said, "Do you have a bathroom? This dork really has to go." Then the Goron looked at Link and replied, "I think we may have one in the mountain cave."

Having hope of a nice, clean bathroom, Link skipped inside the deadly cave. "I don't see a bathroom any where. All I see are large smelly rocks." Navi said in disgust. After a thorough search Navi decided to take Link to the Zoran domain, at least the Zoran's had water to spare.

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Part 2 is what Mewtheruler will write. Hoped you liked it. J