Author's Note: Hey everybody!

I've been thinking about doing a Disney and Princess Bride crossover for a while. It was originally going to be a Once Upon a Time and Princess Bride crossover (with Hook and Emma as Westley and Buttercup), but I decided to go a different route.

Given that the film is PG-rated, I'm giving the story a T rating.

Here's a cast of Disney characters as The Princess Bride characters:

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert and Rapunzel (from Tangled) as Westley and Buttercup

Hans (from Frozen) as Prince Humperdinck

Naveen (from The Princess and the Frog) as Inigo Montoya

Dr. Facilier (from The Princess and the Frog) as Count Rugen

Willie the Giant (from Fun and Fancy Free) as Fezzik

King Candy (from Wreck it Ralph) as Vizzini

Merlin and Madam Mim (from The Sword in the Stone) as Miracle Max and Valerie

The Mad Hatter (from Alice in Wonderland, 1951) as the Impressive Clergyman

OCs as Humperdinck's parents

Lawrence (from The Princess and the Frog) as The Albino, Rugen's assistant torturer

Maurice (from Beauty and the Beast, 1991) as the Narrator/Grandfather

Chip (from BATB, 1991) as the Grandson

Mrs. Potts (from BATB, 1991) as the Mother

Yeah, that's three Princess and the Frog characters I'm using, but whatever. I thought of using Lefou as the Albino, but wasn't sure. I'm willing to make changes though.

So, read and enjoy! Leave a review, favorite, and follow.

Disclaimer: I do not own Disney. And I do not own The Princess Bride; all rights go to Rob Reiner, William Goldman, MGM, and 20th Century Fox. I just own my two OCs.

Chapter 1

Chip sat in bed inside his room, playing with marbles and jacks.

The door opens and Mrs. Potts, Chip's mother and head housekeeper of Prince Adam's castle; came in.

"Hello, sweetheart;" Mrs. Potts greeted her only son.

"Hi, Mom," Chip responded; as his mother walked over and kissed her son on the forehead.

Mrs. Potts placed her hand on Chip's forehead, for temperature.

"Feeling any better?" She asks.

"A little bit," said Chip.

"Guess what," said Mrs. Potts.

"What?" Chip asks.

"Belle's father, Maurice is here." Mrs. Potts answered.

She pulls the curtains back.

"Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick?" Chip asked.

"You're sick," Mrs. Potts pointed out. "That's why he's here,"

She sits on the bed.

"He'll pinch my cheek," said Chip. "I hate that,"

"Maybe he won't," said the head housekeeper.

Maurice enters.

"Hey, how's the sickie?" He asks.

Maurice walked over and just as Chip predicted, he pinched the boy's cheek.

Chip gave his mom a look that said, "I told you so."

Mrs. Potts sighed.

"I'll leave you two pals alone," She said and left the room.

"I brought you a special present," Maurice informed.

"What is it?" Chip inquired, curious.

"Open it up," said Maurice.

Chip unwraps the item, to reveal a book.

"A book?" Chip asks in disbelief.

"That's right," Maurice replied.

"This is a special book, it was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick…and I used to read it to Belle,"

"And today, I'm going to read it to you." Maurice sits down in a chair by Chip's bed.

"Does it have any sports in it?" Chip asked.

"Are you kidding?" The old man replied.

"Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge…giants, monsters, chases…escapes, true love, miracles…"

Chip seemed to be interested.

"That doesn't sound too bad," The boy said.

"I'll try and stay awake,"

"Thank you very much, that's very nice of you." Maurice said.

He takes off his hat and opens the book.

"Your vote of confidence is overwhelming."

Maurice put his reading glasses on.

"All right, 'The Princess Bride…by S. Morgenstern. Chapter One';"

"'Rapunzel was raised on a small farm…in the country of Corona.'" Maurice read.

"'Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse…and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Eugene Fitzherbert, but she never called him that.'"

In the countryside of Corona, a beautiful maiden with golden hair and green eyes named Rapunzel, rode on her horse Maximus. Eugene, the farm boy was doing his duties on the farm.

"Isn't that a wonderful beginning?" Maurice asks.

"Yeah, it's really good." Chip said.

"'Nothing gave Rapunzel as much pleasure…as ordering Eugene around.'"

"Farm boy," said Rapunzel. "Polish my horse's saddle, I want to see my face shining in it by morning."

"As you wish," Eugene responded.

Satisfied, Rapunzel walked off; as Eugene watched her go.

"'As you wish was all he ever said to her.'"

Eugene was chopping wood when Rapunzel approached him, holding two buckets.

"Farm boy, fill these with water." She instructed.

"Please,"

"As you wish," said Eugene.

Rapunzel walks away and then stopped in her tracks. She turned around.

"'That day, she was amazed to discover…that when he was saying, 'As you wish'…what he meant was 'I love you;'" Maurice narrated.

Eugene's brown eyes met Rapunzel's green ones for a moment.

The blonde girl went about her way.

"'Even more amazing was the day she realized…she truly loved him back.'"

"Farm boy," Rapunzel said, stopping Eugene.

The brown-haired man looks at her.

Rapunzel looks around the room.

"Fetch me that pitcher," She said.

Eugene walks over and reached for the pitcher.

"As you wish," He said quietly.

They both smiled.

At sunset, the pair stood face-to-face with another, in love.

As they kissed, Chip interrupts.

"Hold it, hold it;" He said.

"What is this?" Chip asked sharply. "Are you trying to trick me?"

"And where's the sports?" He added. "Is this a kissing book?"

"Wait, just wait," Maurice assured.

"When does it get good?" Chip pressed.

"Keep your shirt on and let me read," Maurice insisted.

"'Eugene had no money for marriage…so he packed his few belongings and left the farm…to seek his fortune across the sea.'" Maurice resumed reading.

"'It was a very emotional time for Rapunzel.'"

"I don't believe this!" Chip commented dryly.

Eugene and Rapunzel hugged each other.

"I fear I'll never see you again," Rapunzel said sadly.

"Of course, you will," Eugene assured.

"What if something happens to you?" Rapunzel asked, worried.

"Hear this now," said Eugene. "I will always come for you,"

"But how can you be sure?" Rapunzel asks with fear.

"This is true love," Eugene answered. "Do you think this happens every day?"

After hesitation, the pair kissed and hugged.

Eugene picked up his bag and left the farm.

Rapunzel watched him go.

"'Eugene didn't reach his destination. His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts…who never left captives alive. When Rapunzel got the news that Eugene was murdered…'"

"Murdered by pirates is good," Chip remarked.

"'She went into her room and shut the door…and for days, she neither slept nor ate.'" Maurice continued.

Upon hearing the news of Eugene's murder, Rapunzel sat in her room alone, devastated by the loss.

"I will never love again," She vowed to herself.

A/N: Well, I hoped you liked it!

In case you're wondering about the settings, Corona (from Tangled) is going to be Florin and Arendelle (from Frozen) is going to be Guilder. The Marshes of Morva (from The Black Cauldron) will be the fire swamp. The scenes with Maurice and Chip will take in place in Prince Adam's castle.

Anyways, coming up Hans, Dr. Facilier, Naveen, Willie the Giant, and King Candy will appear in the next chapter.

More soon!