Hello.


"Ow..." I opened my eyes and rubbed my head, staring around at my surroundings.

"Where the heck am I?" I snap, staring at a short blue creature, who merely looked at me.

"You're in the plaza," it says, and I smile at it, "Uh...stop starin' at me."

I avert my gaze, lifting my skirt and storming through the snowy ground. I came to a stop in front of a night-club-looking place and over heard the following conversation:

"LYK OMG I FOUND LYKE THE NITECLB, CM ON!"

"dude, chill."

"DON' TELL MEH WHA TO DO."

I blinked. These people...weren't people at all! They were...Penguins!

"OMG, LYKE SIRIUSLY!" The penguin looked at me, her hot pink skin...uh, feathers,...unsettling me.

"Yes?" I inquired politely.

"URE, LYK, A HMUN!" she pointed at me with a fin...hand? Anyway, I noticed she was wearing Hipster clothing.

"God...a Hipster..." I moaned. I then proceeded to stride into the nightclub and was met with an awful sight.

A whole group of (assumingly female) penguins were gathered in a corner, chattering, when one looked up at me.

"Hey~" she beckoned to me, and I found myself moving to them.

"Ja?" I asked, trying out my German on them, "What'cha want?"

The penguin who'd beckoned to me grinned, and I blinked

"I want..." she begins to say, but I didn't catch the rest of it as I am KO'd before she can finish.

I wake up to be bound in ropes and surrounded by (probably female) penguins. My dress is ripped and I can feel that the makeup on my face is smudged.

I gasp at the sight before me!


CLIFFHANGER :D