Htaed: Hi everyone!! I'm Htaed, and I would like to not-so-formally welcome you to my first talkshow. I would like you all to meet my assistant, Grimm.
Grimm: Hi.
Htaed: …aren't you going to say anything else?
Grimm: No.
Htaed: Why?
Grimm: Because I don't feel like it. And you woke me up, so I'm tired.
Htaed: Pfft, whatever. You're boring. And now we shall-
Grimm: Shall what?
Htaed: We shall… Welcome our guests for today! COME ON IN!!
-only Ichigo walks in-
Htaed: GOD DAMMIT!! WHERE ARE THE REST OF THEM?! –is shaking Ichigo like a leaf-
Grimm: -sighs and gets up- I'll go get them.
Htaed: You better. –death glare, returns to shaking Ichigo-
Ichigo: Ughbla…
Htaed: Quiet, you.
-everyone hears random yells and screeches of pain-
Grimm: -returns with blood dripping from arms, everyone else trailing behind him- GOT 'EM.
Htaed: -grins cheerily- YAY! You got them! On with the talkshow! Sit down, sit down!
-everyone sits-
Htaed: Now, first question: Aizen-
Aizen: Aizen-sama.
Htaed: -gives him a Look- As I was saying, Aizen, do you wear contacts?
Aizen: WTF?!
Grimm: Yeah, for like half the series you wear glasses, but for the other half you don't. What's the deal, man?
Aizen: …...No comment.
Htaed: -hefts a rather deadly looking gunblade- What the hell kind of answer was that, hm?
Aizen: -holds his hands up in defense- There's no reason. I just did that cause I felt like it.
Htaed: That's a dumb answer. UNACCEPTABLE!!
-pushes a button on a remote-
-Aizen's chair shoots out of a skylight with him in it-
Ulquiora: T.T AIZEN-SAMA!!
Gin : -snickers-
Grimmjow : -laughing his ass off-
Ichigo: Did you just-? But how-? I didn't-? …What?
Aizen: -is gone-
Htaed: Okey-dokey, Aizen's gone now, sooo…NEXT QUESTION!! Grimmjow, do you like fish? Cause you're like a cat, and all.
Grimmjow: WTF?? What the hell kind of question is that?!
Htaed: My kind, obviously. Duh. Answer, plz.
Grimmjow: ……………….yes. (muttered sullenly)
Htaed: I KNEW IT!! –punches air triumphantly - GRIMM, YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!!
Grimm: Damn. Hey, wait a second…OMFG!! HE HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME!!
Htaed: -scoffs- What are you smoking, Grimm? You're Grimm, and he's Grimmjow. Plus, he's cooler than you.
Grimm: IS NOT!!
Grimmjow: AM TOO!!
Grimm: IS NOT!!
Grimmjow: AM TOO!!
Htaed: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP! You're scaring the poor emo kid.
Ulquiorra: Emo kid? Who's that?
Htaed: -rolls eyes- That's you, moron.
Ulquiorra: NOT EMO!! Just misunderstood.
Htaed: That's what they all say.
Grimm: Uh…Next question?
Htaed: YOSH!! Ichigo, do you have a crush?
Ichigo: -turns bright red- N-n-n-n-no…Whatever gave you that idea? –laughs nervously-
Htaed: -rolls eyes- If I didn't already know, that totally gave it away. SO, who is it, Ichi-berry?
Ichigo: -gulps- Uhm…next question please??
Htaed: NOPE!!
Grimm: Ah, give the poor kid a break. You probably already know, anyways.
Htaed: -pouts- Aw, you're no fun. Fine, next question. ULQUI-CHAAAAAN!!
Ulquiorra: …What?
Htaed: Are you emo?
Ulquiorra: NO!! NOT EMO!! –runs to cry in his emo corner-
Htaed: STAY OUT OF MY CORNERS!! Okay, Gin-chan, you're next!
Gin: I HAVE NO FEAR!
Htaed: What do your eyes really look like?
Gin: Except of that.
Htaed: -hand moves towards button- That's not an answer…-singing-
Gin: Okay, okay.
-Gin opens his eyes all the way-
Grimm: AAAAAAAAUUGH!! –faints-
Grimmjow: AAAAAUUUUGH!! –faints-
Ulquiorra: -is still crying in emo corner, oblivious to the DRAMA-
Ichigo: AAAAAAAUUUGH!! –faints-
Htaed: What? I don't get it! They're just...-looks again- AAAAAAUUUUUGH!! –faints-
-Gin leaves-