In the land of Skyworld, everything was turning into disaster. The Goddess of Darkness, Medusa, erupted a war throughout Skyworld by sending her minions to kill her former friend, The Goddess of Light, Palutena. From the day that Palutena banished Medusa into the Underworld, Medusa swore revenge on her.
Medusa's minions attacked Angel Land by using their body weight or weapons to destroy the houses in search of angels. From the weak one-eyed fish-resembling Monoeyes, to the cloaked and scythe-wielding skeletal Reapers; the savage beasts would wreck the beautiful and defenceless Angel Land.
However, there was one monster who would have a desire to bite, claw or stab an angel to death and watch them bleed and scream in severe agony. One monster who was named after a vegetable and a sorcerer. This monster's name was the Eggplant Wizard. A child-like beast who had the body of the monstrous veggie, but the inside of a savage person. Eggplant Wizard (Eggy or E.W. as he preferred to be called) would like to kill an angel instead to leave it survive. Fortunately, the young eggplant had to face something that he would live until the end of time.
The seductive Medusa and Eggplant Wizard's counterpart (and best friend) Tempura Wizard came strolling down the fortress in search of Eggplant Wizard. They reached his room and Tempura Wizard angrily bashed the wooden door with his staff. With no answer, Medusa sent a black light from her hands and threw it at the door. The door crashed into pieces and the two villains stepped into the old and crusty room of Eggplant Wizard.
Tempura Wizard used his single eye to look side to side of the hiding monster.
"Can I b-be of service, Madam Medusa?" asked Eggplant Wizard as he stepped out from behind a chair.
"Quick stuttering and stand up straight!" demanded the battered shrimp-headed monster.
Eggplant Wizard put on a stern face and pouted with his big red lips. He gave off a little grunt.
"Eggplant Wizard," said Medusa. "I am need for your service. The pea-brained Palutena thought it would be a good idea that her and her little Centurion guard dogs fight me in the battlegrounds. I've got a little... job for you, Eggplant Wizard."
The vicious veggie made his single eye enlarge in surprise.
"I want you and Tempura to go to the battlegrounds along with the Reapers..." she said.
Tempura Wizard folded his arms.
"And I want you, Eggplant Wizard, to kill PALUTENA!"
Eggplant Wizard gasped and his mouth gaped for a few seconds. His gape slowly became a smirk and his Cyclops-like eye squinted in evilness. He breathed cold air in sudden excitement and the rotten rooted beast left his tongue to dangle which caused him to dribble green acid-infested saliva.
My first FanFiction which stars the infamous enemy from Kid Icarus: Uprising! *cheers*
I left this story for quite some time as I was unsure on what surreal plot it would take. Then, hey presto! It came to me! I don't own Kid Icarus: Uprising! All rights to Nintendo!
Kid Icarus: Uprising belongs to Nintendo itself! Peace out.