Ok, I know there will be many spelling errors but think of this. It's not wrong just different from your spelling. This IS yoai. If you don't like it hit the back button. This is owed to my friend Clara for getting street meat stuck in my head.

Disclaimer-I don't own death note, but I wish I did.

L discovers street meat.

L is sitting in his chair going over some things un-Kira related. When Matsuda walked in talking about street meat. L for one of the few times in his life did not know what he was talking about. "Street meat, what is that."

Everyone but light and Matsuda is also confused and asks the same thing.

Light and Matsuda exchange a devilish glance. One that says, man these people are old.(sorry to anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about. That doesn't mean your old ) Light turns to the rest and starts talking with a disturbing look on his face. "street meat is the best I just got some before I came. Yuuum, that was one big slab of meat. I got me a high quality all male one."

Matsuda gasps and looks at light then blushes at the serious look on his face. "Oh My God! Light you did not." then he goes closer to light and whispers,"and where EXACTLY can a guy find some of that meat?" Stressing exactly to make sure he found whispers back and Matsuda runs out to find some meat.

L is still confused if not more so by the recent display. So he goes over to light to find out. "Light I demand you tell me of this street meat."

Light bursts into laughter and whispers,"I'm part time street meat, should I show you?" he asked licking L's ear.

L was a bit taken aback, but he didn't want to be in the dark about something even Matsuda knew so he said," I wish to know of this meat."

Light smirked and lead L into his bedroom.

"Ok L, let's get physical." light brought L into a passionate kiss. Not letting go until L was completely out of breath. When l tried to get his breath he was stopped by cold air hitting his now hardened manhood, and getting pushed onto the bed. Light smirked again lowering his head to it's tip. Circling the head. Then slowly liking down the sensitive vain and back up before taking the whole thin in his mouthing L. Light was happy at the look on L's face. All barriers down, a pure red face with a look saying he's never played with this area. When light began to hum L gasped and came. HARD.

Light swallowed the cum and lifted his head to L's,"mmmm, what a good taste but I wonder, have you ever even touched yourself before?" L blushed shoeing an obvious answer.

"No I am the great L, I wouldn't do such a thing. And what is street meat?!"
"Hmmm, well I'll tell you, street meat are prostitutes." L looked up in shock 'light's a prostitute'
The look L gave showed all of his thoughts. Light chuckled and gave L a sweet short kiss. "Yep, just looking for someone to except me and tell me to stop, to only be theirs. Not only physically, but mentally. Someone to love me." light sighed and started to walk out," but why I'm telling you this is beyond me." with that he started to walk out.

"LIGHT," L yelled making light turn back to see L right at his face. With a difference of millimeters between them L said,"don't go, I'll except you," kissing light and hugging him.

Light brings L back to the bed bridle style to get "closer". Forgetting all about the cameras. At that time, the team exited, finally being awoken from shock intime to see the upcoming danger. Matsuda walked in and as he saw it he wondered out loud,"hmm, would they consider a three-way.

Ok, i'm going to put something else I down, I don't own the song lets get physical. You can thank my schools homecoming dress up days for that. Yes school helped with that line, it must be so proud of me!