Author's Notes: WOOT! I CAN NEVER KEEP A STORY GOING, I GET DISTRACTED WAAAAY TOO EASILY. Anyways, here is my little take on the ongoing events of a certain place in the world of Nintendo: SMASH MANSION.
Pikale: Wait, what about PMD: GotE? Or even Smash This?
We don't speak about the latter story, Pikale. But PMD: Gods of the Earth shall be updated... in a while. Eventually. If I feel like it. Yup.
Pikale: Riiiiiiiight...
Also, I want a catch-phrase... hmm... how about: Here's the Company?
Pikale: No.
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Nintendo City! Possibly the most busiest place in Nintendo itself! With thousands of shops and restaurants, characters from all over, and usually a giant threat being thwarted every day by some 10 year old or a fat plumber, it's the number-one stop for... well, everyone!
However, lately, there's been even bigger crowds on the streets of Nintendo City. One might ask why. The answer is simple: SUPER SMASH BROOOOOOOOOTHERS!
SSB is basically the largest tournament in history. This year marks the 4th Tournament, and people are lining up to see everything. The real action, though, isn't what happens on the battle field; It's what happens behind the scenes at Smash Mansion, where all of the competitors are staying during the tournament. This is a documentation of these happenings.
Pikale put down the camera as Pixelized stopped narrating. "Is that it?"
"For now, yeah." Pixel said, dropping the script onto the nearby table before plopping down into a folding chair. Gazing at the building below them, he sighed at their puny little campsite on the hill given to them by Master Hand. "Ugh... why can't we stay in the mansion? It's not like we'd be in the way."
"Remember? Mii Fighters are now Smashers as well, and we could easily be mistaken as some. Also, I think we'd be forced to do the laundry during our stay..."
"Hmph... well, get out the telescope. I have some observation to do." Pikale entered the tent on Pixel's command, throwing out a large chest, a lightsaber, a couple of china plates, and a piano, before finally pulling out a large telescope with a lens that was easily a foot wide. Placing it in front of Pixelized, he sighed and reentered the bigger-on-the-inside tent to take a nap.
Pixel swerved the telescope to face the mansion, pulled out a cup of noodles, and began his watch.
-Obversavtionalities-
The veterans were all gathered in the dining room as they waited on the new arrivals to show up. In order, there was Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Wario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Peach, Link, Zelda (Who is basically Shiek), Toon Link, Ganondorf, Samus (In her Zero Suit, the power suit was currently being rigged to fight without her inside it.), Pit, Marth, Ike, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Fox, Falco, Pikachu, Charizard and Red (Charizard was standing up, he didn't like chairs for some reason.), Lucario, Jigglypuff, Ness, Captain Falcon, Olimar, and Sonic. Mr. Game and Watch and R.O.B. were running around, contributing to the Smasher's needs. As they waited, casual conversations started on the topic of who the new Smashers would be.
Mario and Bowser were yelling at each other. Mario stroked his fine mustache as he said, "Your children would never-a make it into this battle. I-a am stomping on their heads every-a day with ease!"
"BLAAAARGH!" Bowser shouted, snorting a bit of flame from his nostrils as he slammed his fist down. "You and your little 'stache are gonna get it big time, Mario! The Koopalings have been busy preparing the Koopa Car Jr. for this very occasion, and lately they haven't been seen at all! Of course they'd be coming here!"
"Not a chance, Turtle Brain-a!"
"I'm not a TURTLE!"
Meanwhile, Peach was conversing with Zelda as Link chomped down on a large fried Cucoo.
"Rosalina was extremely surprised when she got the letter!" Peach said giddily to her best friend. "She had no idea what to do, so she interrupted one of Mario's kart races to ask how to fight!"
"Rosalina, huh? It's great to hear that a new female will be coming to the mansion." Zelda replied. "I don't know about you, but it's getting kinda smelly around here."
"Doh yoh hve a problehm wif meh shmell?" Link asked, mouth full of Cucoo meat.
"N-no! Of course not, Link!" Zelda exclaimed, flustered. Peach laughed at the obviously love-struck princess.
Ike smacked Marth across the head (and knocking Marth's tiara down), annoyed. "Who do you think is coming from our franchise? Do you think we'll even get more representatives?"
"I can't say, Ike." Marth muttered, fixing his tiara. "Hopefully we got more recognition this time around."
"I wish you guys the best of luck!" Pit said, beaming. "Everything should be well since Palutena is in a good mood!"
"Your goddess is in a good mood? What does that even mean?" Ike muttered, putting his head face-first on the table. "Please, just let us begin already..."
Lucario sighed at all of the chaos going on in the dining room, wishing for it to be over so he could just return to his room. However, he couldn't shake this one feeling of being watched, although he had scanned the room of aura multiple times without noticing anything out of place. Intriguing... Lucario thought to himself before closing his eyes to scan the room once more.
"So, Sonic, my blue buddy, any ideas on any third-party chicks coming to the mansion?" C-Falcon asked, leaning over the pint-sized Olimar to talk to the hedgehog. "After the last tournament, I don't think there's a chance of me scoring with any of these current babes."
"Sorry, Falcon, got no clue!" Sonic said, shrugging. "But there has been some rumors that a character or two has flown in from the planet of Namco. You think they might be headed here?"
"As long as one of them's a chick, sure!" The captain said, smirking. Samus shot him a rude glare from across the table, crossing her arms in disappointment of the racer's attitude towards woman. She could definitely use a good punching bag at the moment... making sure to avoid the angel at her side, she leaned over to smack the blue-haired prince in the face. Marth fell back out of his chair, and the Smashers close by laughed. (Except Ganondorf, because he has no funny bone, proven by Doctor Mario.)
Master Hand flew into the room through the main doors, follew by his insane brother Crazy Hand. He waited for Marth to sit back into his chair before clearing his non-existent throat and making the announcement they've all been waiting for. "Smashers, one and all! You have been invited back into this mansion for one of the greatest honors in Nintendo history... the Super Smash Brothers tournament! You have all faced off against each other last year, but now it's time to tell you who's new to this scene! First of all, it's... the Blue Bomber, Mega Man!"
A seemingly small boy wearing a blue suit similar to Samus's Power Suit entered the room, holding his arm cannon with his hand slightly shyly as he looked around the room. "Hi... uh... nice to be here?"
Most of the Smashers applauded, and Mega Man perked up a bit, before taking a seat next to a slightly annoyed hedgehog.
"Next, a lad from a town called Animal Crossing; It's the Villager!"
A short kid walked in, wearing a red t-shirt and black shorts. Smiling, he waved to the Smashers.
"It's just another measly kid..." A voice muttered in the crowd. The Villager's eyes flashed and an ax was flung, landing right in front of an astonished Dedede. Meta Knight and Fox both scooted away from the royal penguin, sweat-dropping. The Villager (Doesn't this kid have a name? Can I just call him Murabito?) grinned and sat down next to Mega Man, who had a worried look on his face.
"Coming up, it's the fit and finesse; It's Wii Fit Trainer!"
Red shot up from his sleepy daze as he heard the word "trainer", and watched as a woman with extremely pale white skin and exercise clothes entered the dining room. She strode over to sit next to the Villager, before beginning some stretching routine.
"Around the corner is the tiny fury! Welcome, Little Mac!"
A short teen with extremely worked muscles entered the room, wearing a pink sweatshirt and some equally pink sweatpants. Shrugging, he sat down next to the Wii Fit Trainer, propping his head up on his hands.
"Here enters the princess of the cosmos; Rosalina, and her Luma companions!"
A woman in a slightly similar appearance of Peach gracefully entered the room, her light blue dress giving her an image of floating. In fact, she actually was floating! Her star-shaped companions floated around the room, before pointing at Princess Peach, who waved to Rosalina. She waved back, before sitting next to Little Mac.
"Next on the list, a fighter of froggy proportions and definitely a match for Sheik, the Ninja Frog Greninja!"
The Smashers looked at the door, but no one entered the room. Master Hand tilted his... hand, in confusion. "Well, I could of sworn he entered the building today..."
Crazy Hand laughed. "What are you saying? The frog is already here!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's messing with the dog-man's ear-thingies!" Crazy shouted, pointing at Lucario. The canine looked up, and sure enough the blue frog Greninja was playing with the black appendages on Lucario's head. Lucario attempted to smack the frog away, but Greninja was too fast and leapt into his seat next to Rosalina, who laughed lightly. The rest of the Smashers laughed as well at Lucario's humiliation. (Except Ganondorf, for explained reasons.)
"We also have the Mii Fighters, who, outside of battling, will be taking over the chores from this point on!" Master Hand exclaimed, snapping his fingers and making short, strangely faced people wearing plain clothing (with differently colored shirts) appear. "That way, R.O.B. and Mr. G&W will not be forced into doing all household functions!"
R.O.B. and Mr. Game and Watch nodded, and each took a seat next to Greninja. The Miis ran off into the building, all with chores on their mind.
Master Hand continued. "Just snap your fingers and they should come running. Anyways, next is the godly woman, who is in fact, a goddess! Welcome to the roster, Palutena!"
A tall woman in a regal garb not unlike Pit's clothing entered the room, holding a staff. A large blue symbol made of light floated behind her, giving her, well, a god-like appearance. "It's a pleasure being here, Master Hand! It's nice to finally be able to participate along with my best soldier!" She smiled and winked at Pit, who's jaw had dropped onto the table. Striding over to the table, she sat next to Mr. Game and Watch.
"Now, we have a bit of a strange one here..." Master Hand muttered, peering down at a piece of paper floating in front of him. "There's a character from Fire Emblem that was supposed to appear, known as Robin, but they haven't shown up today. Perhaps they might make an appearance tomorrow."
"Well isn't THAT a shocker?!" Ike shouted sarcastically, slamming his hands onto the table. "We get a new rep, and they don't even show!"
"Now, hold your blade, Ike." Master Hand said. "There's another chacater from your franchise that's showing up! Please welcome Lucina!"
A female with long blue hair carrying a blade just like Marth's sword and wearing an outfit similar to the prince's clothing entered the room, with a cape flowing behind her. Raising an eyebrow at the crowd, she sat down next to Palutena, placing the Falchion on the table.
Ike looked at Lucina, then at Marth, then back again. After a moment, he opened his mouth to say, "They look exactly the same!"
"You're an idiot..." Marth muttered rudely, taking Ike's statement as another poke at his gender.
"Next, we have one of the most well-known icons of gaming, finally making an appearance here in Super Smash Bros! Please welcome Pac-Man!"
A yellow sphere with orange gloves and red shoes walked into the room, smiling. His long nose stuck out from his face, and triangular eyebrows were above his black oval eyes. Pac-man waved to Mario, Sonic, and Mega Man, before taking a seat next to Lucina. He pulled out a couple of fruits and started munching down. (Kirby glared at this new puffball-like threat, with fear that his food-sucking days might come to an end with a new black hole in the mansion)
"Next is a not-so-well-known hero, but still a force to be reckoned with! Seer of the future and wielder of the Monado, it's Shulk!"
A teenager with light blonde hair and wearing a red vest entered the dining room, a red machine with blue lines glowing through it on his back. He was about to sit down, before everything went blue. In a vision, he saw a fork being flung straight at him, and hitting him in directly in the eye. As the vision ended, Shulk drew the Monado from his back and opened it into it's blade form, before cutting the fork Kirby had attempting to hit Pac-Man with in half. Returning the sword back to normal, he sat down, replacing the sword onto his back.
"Kirby, please come to my office after this meeting is over." Master Hand said. "I'm sorry about that, Shulk."
"It's not a problem!" Shulk said, waving it off. "Kirby just missed is all."
"Riiiight... Anyways, coming up next is..." Master Hand gulped, before continuing on. "We have Bowser Jr., along with the seven Koopalings, Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig."
The 8 Koopas rode into the room inside the Clown Car, all holding a magical staff of weirdness. They were quietly arguing with each other, hitting and pushing themselves around. Bowser Jr., who was on top of the group, laughed heartily. "Hiya, dad!"
"Blarh-har-har!" Bowser laughed, mainly to Mario's annoyance. "Hey, Junior! Glad to see you could make it! Blarh-har-har!"
"Now, look here, Koopalings." Master Hand said with a stern voice. "You better not cause any trouble, you hear me?"
The Koopalings and Bowser Jr. gulped, before nodding furiously. Hopping out of the Clown Car, they each took a seat at the table. The Clown Car was carried away by some Miis.
"Now, we also have another classic! Please, Crazy, if you would."
"Yup!" Crazy Hand shouted, before making a high-pitched whistling sound. After he stopped, a few barks could be heard from the hall. A dog ran into the room, followed by a duck. They circled around Crazy Hand for a moment, before hopping onto a seat. The dog barked, and the duck quacked.
"This is the Duck Hunt Dog! Please refer to him as you will, most likely as Duck Hunt or Dog, or even Duck and Dog. I don't know."
"I'll call him Snickers." Crazy Hand said, petting Duck Hunt.
"Okay then... I'm getting a bit sick of these intros, so just come in! There's not many of you left anyways."
Two people entered the room. One was a kid the size of Olimar, wearing a suit just like the tiny spaceman. Alph looked around worriedly, before sitting next to Duck Hunt. The other was someone who looked exactly like Pit, however, he had black hair and black wings. With a "tsk" at Pit's pointing at him, Dark Pit sat down next to Alph.
After them came in Doctor Mario. He waved to everybody, before saying, "I've gotten-a another chance to battle, so I hope that you don't-a get upset if I'm not at the infirmary that often any-a-more." Sitting down next to Pitoo, he ignored the muttering of the veterans and turned to Master Hand, who was about to start talking again.
"Okay, that's it for all of the new arrivals! Hopefully, Robin will show up tomorrow, so until then, please report to your new rooms, and enjoy your stay! Brawls don't begin for a week, so get used to your new surroundings until then. Good night, Smashers!" Master Hand floated out the door, dragging along Crazy Hand who still wanted to pet "Snickers". The Smashers all started talking with one another, except for Lucario, Ganondorf, and Dark Pit who all quickly retreated to their rooms.
AND I HAVE WRITTEN! This ends that chapter, hopefully I'll write another soon enough. Did you like the introductions, and they way I wrote each character? I tried my best, so I hope you enjoyed what I came up with. Alsoooo... what gender should I go with when it comes to Robin/Avatar? I wasn't sure, so I'll just go with the voted majority.
Read, review, and I'll see you guys soon!