A Honey OF An Idea (School Elocution Lessons)

"Okay then girls! Just one more sentence to say!" Miss O'Connor said brightly.

Some of the girls in the ten-girl classroom moaned a little at this.

"Oh come on!" their teacher contined. "It's not THAT hard. You've got to be able to speak clearly if you want to act in front of an audience!"

"Is this going to take much longer, Miss?" asked Sonia.

"Yes it's nearly lunch break." Eva chimed in.

"Well then," replied O'Connor. "All the more reason to make one last big attempt at this."

"Okay, Miss." the class of ten moaned somewhat unenthusiastically.

"Great. Just one more sentence. It won't take long. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?!" O'Connor said with a dimissive shrug of her shoulders.

When Miss O'Connor revealed the final sentence she wanted the girls to recite, they all immediately perked up. It was famous line from of their favourite adverts.

"Right theen girls." O'Connor continued. "One more time and this time, say that line with feeling and determination as if you really mean it. Go!"

Without hesitation, all of the girls said together in one determined and united voice, "We Want Our Honnneeeyy!"

Shirts popped.

Material Ripped and Tore.

Trousers and Skirts burst open as various seams either strained, stretched, split or snapped.

All Miss O'Connor could do was watch this with absolute shock and horror. She had certainly not intended for this to , she just fainted.

Eventually, boxes of the Sugar Puffs cereal were found and somehow after eating them, oddly enough, almost as if by magic, the girls all somehow managed to transform back into being themselves again, although they did have to get into new school uniforms which, due to this bizzare incident, they school immediately supplied free of charge.