'just The Good Ol' Boys Never Meanin' No Harm' Is All Zak and the guys heard as they were driving through the dark woods late at night.
"Billy are you sure this is the right way?" Jay asked nicely, looking out
the window of the car they were riding in.
"Well this is the way the GPS said to go" Billy said as he pulled out his
phone "Oh great I have no service, stupid AT&T!"
"You know these woods are as Creepy as hell! Like WrongTurn! haha." Aaron Points out the facts with a little laugh.
"Shut up! our luck it is like wrong turn and then I'd have to die with a
bunch of 30 something year old men that's crazy as hell." Zak said with a unfamiliar voice.
"Zak bro you need to calm down an-" Nick says as he looks at his magazine and then out the window to see a sign that says 'Welcome to Hazzard County' And in the middle of the night and to see something like that, that says welcome, meant to Nick two things one. Its a city or a town and two. A hotel, motel or Bed and Breakfast.
"Maybe we need to stop and get some motel rooms an hopefully a drink." Zak says to the guys quickly as they turned down the dirt road, all Billy wants to do is Drive real fast and make the cops chase after him for some odd reason, Jay just wants away from everyone because face it being with them all the time is like hanging with your sister or brother for seven hours a day without arguing, Nick really wants to just go back home to spend his time with his wife and daughters, Aaron just wants something like Starbucks an cell phone service like always and Zak isn't in the mood to ghost hunt,
he isn't sure what's wrong, he just doesn't feel right, about 8 minutes
later they came into the town after they passed a old honky tonk.
"Peaceful not much here but there's a hotel." Billy said as he stopped the
car and stepped out while shutting the car door behind him.
"Man I'm tired, I don't care if it's peaceful!" Jay says as he stepped out of the car "I'm going to go get a room." he added as he started walking towards the hotel, they all got rooms for the night.
"I'm going to go get a drink at that bar we passed when we came into town." Zak said as he started to walk away from the group of men.
"Dude wait! I wanna go too!" Said Aaron As he ran towards Zak.
"Hey guys wait up! I think a drink or two will be a good thing at the
moment for me!" Nick quickly Said as he started to walk towards the two men.
'Zak, Aaron And Nick walked in the old honky tonk, picked out the table in the corner to sit at and thought about what they wanted to drink when the waitress walked over and asked'
"Howdy, What can I get y'all to drink?" A medium height, Brown hair, 22 year old lady asked the men she knew they wasn't from around these parts.
"Uh yeah I'd like a Beer." Zak said as he looked down at his hands not even paying any attention to her.
"Well the only Beer we got is tap and it's Budweiser or Bud light if that's okay." The waitress said as she put her hand on Zak's Shoulder.
"Oh uh Budweiser will be fine." Zak said as he looked up at the waitress.
"Alright Sug, what about you two?" The waitress asked Nick and Aaron.
"Scotch, please." Nick said sweetly and nicely.
"Okay, and you hun?" The waitress asked again towards Aaron.
"I'll take a bud light, please." Aaron said nicely
"Okay, well I'm Daisy, I'll go get you're drinks and I'll get y'all some
peanuts while I'm at it." Daisy said with her country twang.
"Thanks." Zak said and watched as she walked away, towards the bar where there were three guys and the bartender.
'One was Tall, had Blonde hair and was wearing light blue jeans, a blue t-shirt with a light brown cover shirt with cowboy boots, another man was shorter, had Brown hair and was wearing a blue plaid shirt, Jeans and cowboy boots, the other man was short as well, had Brown hair but you could barely see it pass the dirty yellow 'Cat' hat and was wearing a dirty sleeveless shirt, dirty blue jeans and cowboy boots, the three men started talking to the young lady then looked towards Zak, Nick and Aaron. Giving Zak the 'Who the hell are you? Look'
"Hey Zak man, I bet she's single." Aaron said laughing.
"Aaron shut up, I think those good ol' boys over there might be her
brothers or something." Zak said as he looked towards Aaron and then back towards the bar.
"Are you afraid of them?" Nick asked as he watched Zak turn his head back towards Nick.
"No, I just don't want to get in a fight because if we did I'd probably get
the strongest and biggest." Zak said as the waitress came over to the table.
"Here y'all are." Daisy said as she sat the drinks down "Anything else
y'all need just holler." She added and walked away, A few minutes later the three men from over at the bar came walking over to the table Zak and the others were sitting at but the guys didn't notice them.
"Yall three ain't from around here and we sure don't like any Satan lovers around here either." The man in the blue plaid shirt said as Zak turned his head towards him.
"Who? Us? Nah we don't love satan." Aaron said before thinking.
"Mhmm well where are y'all from?" The man asked again.
"It's none of you're business." Nick said angry like.
"Now what my Cousin was trying to say was how'd y'all find Hazzard? Ain't that right Luke?" The man in the brown cover shirt said as he put his hand on his cousin Luke's shoulder.
"Well I don't care, I dislike the way he said it." Nick stood up slowly and
faced the man so called Luke.
"And what are you gonna do about it? City boy." Said Luke as he stepped forwards towards Nick.
"This!" As Nick said that he threw his fist at Luke's face, Luke ducked and popped back up slamming his fist in Nicks gut, Zak grabbed Luke's shoulder and spun him around, then threw a punch to Luke's face, knocking Luke out.
"You shouldn't have done that." The Tall blonde boy said then grabbed Zak, threw him over the bar, in to wine glasses and beer mugs.
'Zak was getting up from the other side of the bar, brushing off glass from himself, he jumped over the bar and walked back to where the others were at, Aaron saw and threw a punch at the tall blonde then knocking him out as well as his cousin, the dirty looking man smiled real big than smacked
Aaron with a beer mug that which broke on Aaron's head and making Aaron fall to his knees, Zak grabbed the dirty man and slung the man towards the bar, the man slammed into the bar face forward, Zak thought he had won until the Sheriff got there with his idiotic deputy."
"Freeze!" The Sheriff said as the two cousins got up "I gotcha now hehe, I love it, I love it, you duke boys are under arrest, so are you cooter! And who ever these three are"
"Now wait a minute Rossco, we didn't start this! It was them Yankees, just ask Daisy." The man so called Cooter said towards the man so called Rossco.
"Is that right Daisy? Was it these three men who started the fight?"
The Deputy ask the waitress, knowing darn well she was gonna take up for her cousins.
"No Enos, it wasn't those men, well hell I saw it with my own eyes! It was Luke who started it." Daisy said.
"Daisy! You know damn right, Luke didn't started it!" The Tall blonde boy said towards Daisy.
"Bo! I know what I sa-" Daisy got cut off by Rossco.
"Now I don't have time for you all to argue, Enos read them their Rights."
Rossco said.
'The Deputy Read them their rights and took them to the jail for a night,
As Zak, Aaron and Nick looked around the Sheriff's office they noticed it was very small, there was a office door that said 'Jefferson Davis Hogg's Office' They saw a holding cell in the corner with a whole lot of boxes, the Sheriff and the Deputy took the six men down stairs to the main cells. Bo, Luke and Cooter in the cell closer to the door. Zak, Aaron and Nick was
put in the second cell also the one with the Window with bars of course.'
"Now wait! How long are we gonna be stuck down here? Deputy?" Zak Asked like nothing happened.
"Well Mr. Bagans for you three, it will only be for the night." Deputy Enos told Zak before he walked upstairs to his office.
"Well, this wasn't what I expected." Zak said "Nick it's all you're fault."
He added.
"Whatever." Nick said as he stood up and walked over to the door of the cell.
"What the hell has gotten in to you Nick?" Aaron ask but then he over heard the three men in the next cell.
"Damnit Luke what's wrong with you?" Bo the tall blonde said as he looked over trying to find the keys that's Usually on a hook next to the cells.
"Shut up Bo." Luke said as he sat down in the corner of the cell.
"Luke, Bo has a point, you have been acting very strange." Cooter told his buddy although he wasn't listening.
"No I haven't!" Luke yelled as he jumped up, Zak and the others jumped as they heard him yell "You two just need to keep yalls mouth shut." Luke added.
"Whoa! you need to calm down, they didn't mean anything by it." Zak said through the Bars of the cell.
"Look here Bagans, stay out of this or I will kick your Ass!" Luke turns
around and stares Zak down.
"Luke, Stop! He was just trying to help." Bo, Luke's cousin said as he put his hand on Luke's shoulder.
'Luke's eyes turned Black Giving Zak cold chills, Zak step back and walked back in to Aaron and Nick, as the fear came over Zak And Aaron than Nick coughed, making Zak And Aaron turn around to see Nicks eyes black.'
"What the hell!" Zak yelled but then stopped as he heard foot steps running down the stairs, Zak looked over to the staircase to see two figures one very tall and the other a little shorter than the other dude.
"Jared Padalecki? Jensen Ackles? What ar-" Aaron gets cut off my Jensen.
"Duck! Now!" Jensen yelled as Aaron and Zak Ducked, he shot Nick not to kill him but just to remove the demon from his body, Nicks eyes flashed back to the normal eyes then Nick fell to the ground, Jared ran to the other men and unlocked the cell, splashing Luke with holy water which making the demon inside of Luke, smoke out. Black smoke went everywhere,
Luke's body fell backwards in to bricks of the old cell.
"What the hell is going on? What the hell just happened to Luke!?" Cooter
asked.
"Along story! But trust me everything's gonna be alright." Jared clamed.
"What are you guys doing here?" Aaron asked, Big Steppin out of the cell.
"Believe it or not we got transferred from Los Angeles to Here." Jensen
Explained then Jared Spoke up.
"Through time and somehow fiction, you guys did too." Jared Picked up the phone trying to call someone to come an help but couldn't call as the power
went out.
"So what that means we are stuck in The Dukes Of Hazzard?" Zak Asked Jared Knowing darn well Jensen was to stupid to answer the question.
"Whoa whoa! Hey now, what do you mean stuck in 'The Dukes Of Hazzard?' And why did my cousin just had Black Smoke coming out from his body?" Bo asked Shocked and then looked over towards the men in black.
"Uh you're actually not real, as in man kind doesn't know you exist, wait what year is this?" Jensen asked Cooter and Bo.
"It's 2015, why?" Cooter told Jensen.
"Wait a damn minute, shouldn't it be 1970 something?" Asked a Shocked Jensen Ackles.
"Wait, Do you think we are the hicks off of the television? Uh what's their
names?" Bo asked Cooter what their names was.
"John Schneider, Tom Wopat and Ben Jones!" Cooter managed to get it out.
"Yeah that's them! Now look here we ain't those Guys, we'r-" Bo gets cut off.
"So who's the president?" Jensen asked again another stupid question.
"President Obama? You know the colored dude." Cooter said wide eyed and bushy tail.
"Wow racist." Jensen Laughed.
"Actually not really see if we had said the 'N' Word that would be racist or The 'C' Word, It'd been racist which we are not, we just dislike Obama." Bo explained
"Oh oh And we dislike Oprah, since she thinks she's better than everyone else" Cooter managed to blurt out before Nick And Luke started to come to.
"Uhh what the hell just happened?" Luke and Nick Asked at the same time.
"Well, you got possessed! And you well we're not very sure about you Nick." Jared Said as he pointed towards them.
"Wow possessed? Again? Damn it! We better get to the farm to tell the
others." Luke said shocking The Others.
'They all ran out of the sheriff's office, Bo and Luke ran to the impound Lot to get the General Lee aka a Orange 1969 Dodge Charger with the doors welled shut. Zak, Aaron and Nick ran over to the hotel to get Billy and Jay but they were not there, there was a struggle plainly to see so they ran out to the car to follow the others."
"After 30-40 minutes they got to the farm and they were greeted by some people you would not expect.'
"Bo! Luke! You guys okay?" Jo, Daisy, Jesse, Sam and Dean ran out side to see their cousins and nephews.
"Yeah we're fine but what is going on? I thought you closed the gates of hell?" Luke said rubbing his head.
"We thought so to, I see you found the Ghost Adventures Crew and the fake Winchesters." Sam smirked while saying it.
"Okay? So this is weird." Jensen managed to get out as Dean spoke up.
"It's like looking in a mirror! But just a mirror that makes you look old." Dean comment and pissing off Jensen.
"Whoa! Before y'all get in a fight, we need to find out what's going on
before we get hurt." Jesse told the boys then added "Yall come on in and we will Start making a plan."
"Uh wait, wasn't there five of you?" Dean Asked as he pointed towards them.
"Yeah where's Billy? And Jay?" Jo asked nicely.
"We don't know, we went to the hotel where the guys were at but the rooms were a mess and the guys were no where to be seen." Zak said through a worried voice.
"Who would have gotten them?" Sam Asked Jesse.
"I might know." Jesse said as he walked over to get His laptop.
"Ha Jesse Duke has a laptop? That's hilarious!" Jensen Laughed loudly as Zak elbow him in the side "Oww!" Jensen hollered.
"I see some people just didn't care to teach their kids manners." Jesse looked wide eye towards Jensen and the guys.
"Well uncle Jesse who do you think done it?" Cooter said.
"Cooter I ain't your uncle Jesse and there were two young hunters last week that went messing." Jesse said towards Cooter than looked over towards Sam and Dean, which he gave them the 'Demon got them' Look.
"Uncle Jesse who are these hunters?" Daisy ask as she sat down a cup of coffee beside Jesse.
"Let me see, i could probably find them if they have any criminal record of any kind." Sam said as he reached in to his army backpack that his father once used.
"Criminal record? does everyone in Georgia have a criminal record?" Nick asked not knowing really what to say around hunters.
'Sam looked at Bo then back to the three ghost hunters and their friends' "Mostly" Sam and Bo said while smirking.
"Remind me to get the heck out of here as soon as possible." Jensen whispered to Aaron, making Aaron laugh a little.
"What are you idiots laughing about?" Jared asked as he crossed his arms and leaned back against the cabinet.
"Nothing!" Aaron said smiling like a Fool.
"Sammy! Have you found anything on them yet?" Dean asked Sam as he walked over to the dining room table.
"No i can't find hide nor hair of them, no one has been reported messing in the last two months and are you sure they were missing Uncle Jesse?" Sam said as he closed his laptop softly.
"Yes! i might be old but I'm not dumb nor deaf Sam." Jesse said towards Sam.
"Well what were their names? ?" Zak asked Jesse as Zak stood up from his seat.
"Their names are Courtney and Savannah Hamilton, They are sisters, Courtney is 22 and Savannah is 15, they are from a town up in the north east Georgia
mountains." Jesse told Zak and the guys quickly.
"We must find them now! they are someone's Kid's." Zak said then looked towards Nick, Jared, Jensen and Aaron then making Nick, Jared and Jensen look down "C'mon! how would you feel if you're kid's were missing? and hurt? or taken by God knows what?! i might be someone that doesn't have a family but i am not gonna let someone else's kid's get hurt got that?" He added.
"But where would they be?" Aaron asked.
"Hmm, there's only one place they maybe at and if they are there, you're friend's are probably there as well." Dean and Luke said to Aaron and The Others.
"But who took them?" Zak asked.
