Bowser closed the door. He looked around nervously and then wandered around his bedroom. He took A deep breath and eyed Wario his shorter boyfriend. Wario was waiting patiently on Bowser's bed- practically smashing it with his weight. "Bowser, my love, are you ready to have sex? If not, let me know." Wario blushed speaking in his usual Italian accent.
Bowser studied Wario's body. It was extremely fat, soft and wobbly. He walked towards the bed and his eyes met Wario's.
"I am ready." Bowser stroked Wario's brunette hair. Bowser smiled as he laid down on his belly and showed Wario his anus. His nose bleed at the sight of it. Bowser's giant scaly butt, just waiting to be happy. He got up on top of the bed, erected his penis and gently shoved it into Bowser's anus. It seemed pretty large, like a deep rabbit hole.
Bowser blushed as he felt Wario's penis going in and out of his anus. He masturbated and smiled warmly as his claws dug deep into the bed sheets.
Wario put his hands on Bowser's butt and squeezed It sexually. He closed his eyes and squeezed his butt harder. Bowser blushed an even deeper red and ripped the sheets off the bed. He moaned passionately and said "STOP!"
Wario took his penis out of Bowser's anus and it was covered in cum. Wario wheezed and his love handles was covered in sweat. He kissed the koopa's butt and licked it. "F*& ... can you lick my anus?" Bowser asked the Wario timidly. "Of course, why not?" Wario laughed his signature laugh. He stuck out his tongue and let it swerve inside his anus.
Wario was sweating up a storm. He felt so overheated by what was happening but at the same time he couldn't stop himself. Bowser moaned loudly as his tail wagged. Suddenly, the two heard a gasp. They stopped and looked at the door, only to see Bowser Jr. with his mouth wide open, his eyes widened in shock!
"Um... Son... It's... It's not what it looks like!" Bowser pleaded.
"Errr... No-a-homo! No-a-homo!" Wario sweat as he covered himself.
Bowser jr. took a deep breathe. He then ran across the hallway and shouted: "OUR DAD IS GAY! KING DAD IS GAY!"
Bowser ran after him, picked him up, and covered his mouth. "Don't tell anyone else a thing about our sex or I'll punish you with my mallet!" Bowser whispered to him threateningly. Bowser jr. nodded as he sweat. He still couldn't believe he saw them have sex.
"Aww... Bowser I think we scarred the poor kid for-a-life..." Wario frowned as he made Bowser let his son go.
"He'll be alright. He fell in lava, got tortured, saw millions of Mario spawns die by his own hands, and saw others get tortured and eaten." Bowser casually explained.
"Should I be afraid of living with you?" Wario asked.
"Very." Bowser grinned.
Wario chuckled and said: "I've dealt with lava, evil clowns, evil pirates, a king of an entire land, a T-rex in a bikini, a flying evil jewel demon, a PRINCESS demon, piranha plants, an entire gaming company and a whole pyramid. I could deal with livin' with a freak like you."
Bowser and Wario laughed heartily, when all of a sudden, Wario's cellphone rang playing "Get Money".
"It better not be mom again." Wario said before picking it up. "Hello?"
"WAAAAAAA!" Waluigi screamed on the other end.
"Great just great... Not a good time to be calling me, little bro." Wario said struggling to put on his bright yellow shirt.
"We're not even blood brothers!" Waluigi snorted.
"I don't care. Now whatdoya want?" Wario said as he stuffed himself in his plum colored overalls, Bowser putting on his bracelets in the background.
"What I want is for you to come to my birthday party! I was alone last year and I don't WAnna be alone again!" Waluigi spat at his iPhone, the spit somehow flying onto Wario's face.
"Look... I don't give a flying *HONK* if you're alone at your party or not. Invite Rosalina again she's the only one willing to go."
"WARIO!" Bowser roared breathing out fire.
"What? Now all of a sudden you care about my step brother?"
"Well if he's your family, you treat him as such! Adopted or not!" Bowser snatched the phone from Wario and said: "I'm coming too! And so are all of my koopa kids!"
Wario grunted and snatched it back,
"Hello? Was that Bowser? Hello?" Waluigi asked.
"Sorry... that was him... Um... err... We're dating."
"That's wonderful! Just WAHderful!" Waluigi clapped.
Wario's face turned red in embarrassment, his nose instantly going from pink to red in seconds.
"What did he say?" Bowser asked.
"He said it's wonderful we're d-dating."
"Good that's one guy not crept out by us."
"Mama mia..."
"OK, Wario... Tell Bowser to take every single kid, even the worst ones like that Roy punk. Bye-bye!" Waluigi said before hanging up.
"Wait I- oh dammit!" Wario sweat as he gripped his outdated cell phone.
Bowser smirked and squinted his eyes like he accomplished an evil scheme. Wario sighed in defeat and put away his phone. If this party was successful enough, his brother might steal his popularity. "OK, Bowser. Now listen up! If you invite any of your minions, or peach, or anyone else... I'm gonna put our porn on the internet!"
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Bowser gasped.
"Oh yes I would~" Wario squinted and grinned the same way as Bowser.
"F-fine... No good money grubbing fool."
"Good. Love-a-you!"
"Love you t-too..." Bowser's left eye twitched.
…
Later that day...
Bowser and his koopa kids walked into the meeting room. They began to converse about Waluigi's birthday party. Wario made sure no one else found out about the party.
"Okay… so where exactly is this party gonna take place?" Ludwig asked.
"Waluigi's house." Bowser replied, itching his shell.
"IS IT A SURPRISE PARTY?!" Lemmy asked as he jumped up and down.
"...I guess… he didn't really explain things well in this text." Bowser said looking at his phone.
The kids gathered around and looked at it.
"Well , beautiful balloons and decorations, I can take care of!" Wendy smiled.
"I dunno what presents we're gonna give him thought. In fact, none of us know what he likes besides sports and mini games!" Roy yelled.
"... Maybe we could just um… be there for him. I mean if no one has ever been to his birthday parties, maybe the presence of people would make him happy enough." Bowser Jr. explained.
Bowser and the Koopalings looked at him in silence. They stared for a few minutes before bursting into laughter.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Roy chuckled.
"Yeah! So corny!" Larry agreed as he rolled on the floor.
Wario walked into the room.
"Maybe… we should lie to him about getting presents… and once he opens the boxes, BOOM! NOTHING! WA HA HA HA HA!" Wario evilly laughed.
"... That's.. actually not a bad idea. I have a lot of empty boxes I need to put into good use. And I'm always up for an evil prank!" Bowser pat his back, almost causing the fat man to fall over.
The kids all cheered except for Bowser Jr. He wanted to get the purple plumber at least something for his birthday. He looked up whar Waluigi likes on his computer. He mostly found Daisy, Party games, sports, and tennis. Bowser Jr snuck outside and brought a bunch of craft stuff. He went back into the castle. "Um... Junior... Why are you carrying all of that stuff?" Bowser be asked.
"I... Um ... I'm gonna make something for someone." Bowser Jr blushed. His face turned red.
"What? Who are you gonna make it for?" Bowser's left eyebrow almost floated comedically above his head.
"Um.. my... girlfriend." Bowser jr lied. He then quickly turned away and tucked his small tail between his legs.
"Oh... Her... Ugh I still hate that she's a mad scientist. Reminds me too much of Fawful." Bowser muttered, his fuzzy eyebrows lowering.
"Yeah. See ya later dad! And quit it with all that gay stuff!" Bowser Jr ran into his room and locked the door.
"...Shut up about that. You didn't see anything!" Bowser grunted intensely.
"Phew! Man, that was close! Now... All I gotta do is think of something to make." Bowser Jr thought.
He kept make a tennis racket, but he ended up messing up his room with the purple and yellow paint. He also ended up getting splinters.
He then mopped it up, saw the strands of the mop, and got an idea.
After a few hours, Jr was done cleaning up the paint. He got out the new sewing materials and made the ugliest looking Daisy plush in the Mushroom kingdom.
"He's gonna love it." Jr smiled. To him, it was pretty good. Even though the strands of her hair kept falling off. He wrapped it up neatly in a little red box and tied it with a yellow ribbon.
He then wrote on a sticker: "To: Waluigi Wario, from Bowser Jr Koopa".
"Well... I pray to Rosalina he likes this." Bowser Jr thought as he put the box under his bed.
"KIDS! TIME FOR DINNER! WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!" Bowser yelled through a speaker.
Bowser Jr sighed, got up, and walked into the bathroom. His siblings crowded around the five sinks, trying to get their hands clean, desperate to eat the fried chicken Wario made. They all pushed and shoved each other. Bowser Jr punched at them and quickly grabbed a bar of soap. Roy snatched it from him and washed his hands.
Jr snatched it back and scrubbed it on his own scally yellow hands. Roy chuckled and shouted "First one to the dinner table, chumps!" And ran as fast as his stubby legs carried him. The others scream and shout, running behind him, Iggy Koopa sounding the loudest.
Bowser and Wario set up the table in the dining room.
"Look out for the stampede." Bowser warned Wario as he put the last fork on the table.
"... The what?" Wario asked as he put the chicken in the middle of the table. The ground shook as the two Koopa troopas guarding the door ran away from it.
Bowser had a cheeky grin and put on a swat helmet. He took cover behind the end of the table. Wario hid with him and held onto a wad of cash.
The door then bursted open! BOOM!
All eight of Bowser's children came running in. They ate up the chicken like a pack of wild hyenas.
"Wow... that's the first time I've cooked for them! They're already eatin' it up! Wa ha!" Wario peeked.
"Trust me, they do this with my food too." Bowser said.
"How we gonna eat some chicken?" Wario asked making a derpy face.
Bowser showed him two wrapped plates of chicken, rice, and porkchop.
"Let's just say... I made some extra food just in case." He winked.
Wario drooled and his eyes sparkled. He nommed his plate right away.
Bowser ate sloppily as well.