Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Revenge of the Coon

Chapter 1: Another Great Mutiny

One early evening down in Cartman's basement which it was set up as the coon and friends headquarters that all the members had called for a meeting to confronts The Coon and his draconian ideas to combat crimes in the town which the other members is unsettled by these dark actions of their soon to be former leader once again that they are planning to kick him out for the second time for being a dick again and they'd elected Mysterion as their new leader along with Dovahkiin as his second in command . That is when The Coon had came walking downstairs when he had saw them sitting there and knows what up.

"You guys what the fuck you're doing here in mah basement." Cartman asks which he was standing there in front of the gathered team and Dovahkiin was dressed in black clothes with cape , face scarf and a hood along with skull face pattern. "Do you guys have fucking sand in your vaginas or something right now?!"

"Well, Coon that we had came together to discuss about your out of control behavior and you being a fucking dick to everyone on the team?!" Mysterion said "That we had decided to kick your fat ass out again?!"

"What? You're kicking me out of my own superhero group that I'm your leader, Gawddamnit?!" The Coon protested as he was leaning on the desk and glaring angrily at Mysterion.

"Not anymore, fat ass?!" The Human Kite butts into the heated conservation which Cartman was glaring at him too.

"Because you're a asshole that is why that you're campaigning for yourself instead as a team effort which we're here to help our town out to keep her safe from harm not a popularity contest." Tupperware said.

"Yeah ….Don't forget about blackmailing any of our town's officials because you're not getting your way with them too." Dovahkiin/The Shadow added.

"And attacking law bidding citizens who are doing their thing for no reason that in your eyes that they're breaking the law…..Bzzzzzz?!" Mosquito said while he was looking like being beaten.

"Wait...Wait...Wait...So, what are you saying you guys?!" Cartman said.

"Plus getting yelled at or scratched the hell out of us by you, if we had pissed you off for not following your orders." Toolshed said which Clyde was sitting next to him that he was scratched up all over his body right now.

"Fine….Get the fuck out of mah basement now you assholes that I'm can do all of the crime fighting without you then !" The Coon snapped back as the boys were begins to leave that they're heading for Dovahkiin to set their own headquarters up in his basement which they'd left Professor Chaos inside his cardboard made jail cell.

"So long, asshole that we'll starting our own crime fighting team without you!" Mysterion replied as he looks down at him.

"Hey, Professor Chaos, do you wants to joins forces to destroy Mysterion and his ass kissers."The Coon said as he stepped forward Chaos' cell after his former team members had left for Dovahkiin's house.

"Really? This is true that you're letting me out of here for real, Coon." Prof. Chaos said while he was looking very confused when the coon had uses his metal sharp claws to cut through the roped off door to let him out of there.

"Yes, Butters…..Gawddamnit that I'm being real with you that we needs to get back at these assholes!" Cartman shrieks out with great annoyance as he points his curled metal nail finger at him in a shaming way.

"So, Coon…..What we are going to get back at your former team." The Coon asks after he had walks out of the cell.

"Try to gets the town's officials turned against them, Chaos." The Coon said as he pulls his hand out to shake in agreement.

Meanwhile at Dovahkiin's house inside the living room where a very pregnant Mrs. Hughes was laying on the sofa that she is ready to borne Dovahkiin's sister very soon, while Denny was sitting on his chair reading his newspaper when his son and his friends came walking in the door.

"Hello there, champ? I see that you and your friends are role-playing again." Denny said as he had pokes his head over his paper to look at them.

"Yeah….Dad, we're going to use the basement as our secret crime fighting base because we had just a nasty fight with a former member a few minutes ago." Dovahkiin said in a white lie that he knows that they aren't playing at all if his father had found out about the truth which he'll makes his life into a living hell.

"It is fine which you needs to take the trash out later on, champ!" Denny said as his son and his friends walks by him that the old man haven't move at all that his eyes was glued to the paper.

"Soon your little sister will be here, my little man that you've a big job as a big brother." Leah said while rubbing her growing bump.

"Guys, I'll back in a few minutes that I'm going to take the trash out." Dovahkiin said he had went into the kitchen to get the trash and taking it outside for his chore.

A few minutes later….Down in the furnished basement that it was Chef's old house which Mysterion was standing there looking very nervous that he was silently wondering what The Coon have up in his sleeve right now.

"You guys stays here that I'm going out on a little patrol around town right now." Mysterion said as he was running upstairs which all of them was standing there looking very confused."What?" All of the boys said in unison.

"Kenny….., wait!" Dovahkiin replied that the young dragonborn had quickly follows behind the masked crime fighter, but Kenny was fast on his feet that he'd disappeared in the darkness and out of the view. "Damn, he is fucking fast?!" while he was standing there with both of his hands resting on his knees catching his breath right now. All sudden Dovahkiin had looks over his shoulder to discovered the other boys standing there on the back patio.

"Dude, Kenny is out patrolling the town, or visiting the town officials to get some dirt on any crimes that is happening within town." Stan said as he looks at each other's faces with great concerned looks that had formed on their faces at that moment.

"You guys….. I'm was just wondering what Cartman is going to have up in his sleeve to get at us." Token asks that Kyle had stepped forward.

"Token , that won't surprise me at all that he'll do something to get back at us." Kyle added as he looks at the others which they had decides to headed back into Dovahkiin's house to wait the return of Mysterion from his nightly patrols of the town.

"Dude, he will find something evil to get under his thrall to destroy his enemies like last thing with the dark lord." Stan said.

"I hopes that Kenny beats the shit out of him real good this time." Kyle said.

An half hour later….Cut to the South Park Police Station inside the busy main squad room , second thought that most of the uniformed officers and plain clothes detectives are sitting around doing nothing at all, well there is some are doing their paperwork that their daywalker sergeant was leaning against his desk reading his paperwork that is when the coon had sneaked through the main lobby which the desk officer wasn't paying any attention.

"Hey, kid….Where the hell are you going to?" The blond and overweight desk sergeant said as he was chasing after Cartman into the main squad room that Yates had looks up from his reading to see what is going on that he was rolling his eyes with great disgust when he seen him heading his way.

"For God's sake not this annoying rat thing costumed kid with his crazy lies again." Yates said in a very irate tone voice as he looks scornfully at Cartman who was glaring back at him."Look, kid that I've no time to deal with your bogus conspiracy theories right now."

"Commissioner, I've a formal complaint to be filed against my former colleagues?!" The Coon said in a white lie to get the cops to turned against his former group out of revenge.

"Oh, let me take a guess that you'd been kicked out of your group for being a dick which you're a nuisance in my eyes, kid…..And, secondly I'm a Detective Sergeant not a commissioner." Yates said which Cartman was gritting his teeth at the daywalker police sergeant who was standing there shooting a dark glare back at him. "Foley, get this punk out of here now!"

"You fucking ass kisser, commissioner!" The Coon hisses his anger out while Yates was rolling his eyes with great disgust right now.

"Come on, kid that you need to leave, or I'm locking your ass up in the jail tonight." Foley said as he was trying to remove him which Cartman had uses his metal nails to clawed at the cop's face and had fled the scene."Ouch!"

"Give me your radio now that the chief would loves to hears about this incident, Glen." Yates said as he took Barkley's radio from him after he had put his walkie- talkie out of his holster belt. "Seeing that annoying ass kid is like pulling teeth.

"Sir, I'm think he is out on a call because old Mrs. Weaver is misusing the 9-11 service again." Det. Murphey said as he had stepped forward.

"Oh, she is a tough cookie that she only calls 9-11 to find a husband." Officer Adams added.

"For God's sake does that woman knows about those dating sites or ads at all." Yates replied along with a heavy sigh.

"But I'm feels sorry for those guys to respond to that call." Officer Adams said.

"Oh, wait I'm takes that back that the chief is in his office doing his paper work right now that I'm was thinking about Officer McDaniels, Peterson and Stevens at the moment." Murphey said that he was remembering that he didn't see BarBrady haven't emerged from his office at all tonight, but BarBrady had left for home for the rest of the night.

"I'll be back that I'm going to brief the chief on this matter, gentlemen." Yates explained as he walks away to heads upstairs to BarBrady's office which it was on the third floor and noticed it was dark. "Goddamnit, BarBrady."

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Meanwhile at the same time across the street , cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office at a medium sized board table which both BarBrady and McDaniels were having dinner that it was P.F. Chang takeout that unknown of them that a mini shadow figure had sneaked into the building through the window.

"Well, here is our date night with Chinese takeout and a glass of wine?!" McDaniels said while she was holding a pair of chop sticks in her hand along with a smile. All sudden BarBrady's cell phone begins to ring which the mayor gives him a dark glare.

"Hello? Why I'm needs to come in that I'm middle of something right now…So, can it waits in the morning, Harris?!" BarBrady said while looking at McDaniels who was sitting next to him rolling her eyes with great disgust and filing her nails that he had ended the call at that moment. "Wait a minute did you said that one of our officers was attacked by a giant rat thing earlier this evening?!"

"What?" McDaniels said in a very low whisper that she looks very shocked to what she had just heard that is why she had noticed a hooded cloaked figure standing before them." Mysterion, what a surprise to see you on short notice?"

"Madam mayor and Officer BarBrady that I've some troubling news to report to you that concerning my team's former member, The Coon which we had kicked him out for being a dick that he may being going rogue to get back at us for disowning him." Mysterion explained as he stepped forward the seated secret power couple .

"Mysterion, we know that your friend had just assaulted one of our officers." McDaniels said as she sat back in her chair in fear and great concern is shown in her face .

"You and your remaining teammates must hunt him down that he had just became the town's most hunted man right now because he had pissed Yates offf." BarBrady added after he had gotten off from his phone.

"Yes, sir that we are on it as we speak." Mysterion said that is when he had disappeared into the darkness once again which BarBrady had looks around the room with a very confused look at that moment.

"Damn, he is super quick." BarBrady said as he turns to looks at the mayor who have an enough for one day.

"George, you tell your men, there is a mandatory dept meeting tomorrow morning ." McDaniels said that is when she had taken charge of the situation for once . "And let go home that I've a enough for one day to finish our date night there." Which BarBrady had puts his arm around her to comfort her that lets him to rubbing her shoulders that she had turned to look at him after he had sent his text to Yates with a smile on his face.

But outside on one of the local rooftops that is when Mysterion had came across the coon whose has the most evilest grin that had formed on his lips.

"Well...Well...Well, it is the town's savior that there is oncoming storm is heading this way, so, watch your back, Mysterifag." The Coon said along with a evil sneer.

"Coon that you'll regret this that I'm promised you that fat ass!" Mysterion screamed his warning out as he glared at his once again rival.

"Actually I'm do like being a villain more than a suck up superhero." The Coon added along with laughter.

"Come to me and say it to my fucking face now you little fat bitch!" Mysterion replied loudly in a shouting matter that the coon had left the scene. "Run, you little bitch that I'll find you!"

"To Be Continued"

Author's Notes: I'm wanted to do an Mysterion vs. The Coon fic for a very long time now it is alive at last and I'll be working on this and The After School Outrage's chapter 3 which it is due to be out soon.