My first one-shot... Enjoy. My insperation came from Dinosaur offfice, a video by CollegeHumor
Somewhere at some random restraunt called Bill's Diners
Waiter 1: Anything else I can do for you? *Hands Jay a soda*
Kai: Well, my ketchup wasn't on the side as requested!
waiter 1: ooh, sorry about that. How bout a big chocolate cake? On the house?
Cole: *Sigh in excitment* *Cough* We won't be needing that. I'm trying to lay off the sweets, it's my new years resolution!
Jay: I need a new soda!
Waiter 1: I just brought you one
Jay: I asked for no ice!
*Waiter 1 walks away*
Jay: That's how they gettcha ya!
Zane: Anyway, did you here Fist to Face three had recently arrived in stores?
Cole: I heard it's not as good as Fist to Face 2
*Waiter comes back and hands Jay a new soda, with no ice*
Waiter 1: Here's the bill. *Walks away*
Cole: Ugh fourty dollars!
Zane: The service was not good
Kai: I think we should split it evenly.
Cole: I didn't get a beverage though!
Zane: But you did get the potato boats apaitizer Cole
Cole: Zane we all ate it! Anyways I'll throw in 12 dollars. That's my share...
Zane: *Gives Kai fourteen dollars.
Jay: I have two dollars!
Kai: Fine, I'll get the rest... But what about tax?
Jay: I'll leave them a nice note instead. *Snatches bill and begins writing with crayon given to him for the kids' coloring menus*
Waiter 1: Thank you, *Begins reading note*, uhhh...
Note:
Tip: 0 dollars
Thank you for the bad service:)
Waiter 1: *Glares at ninja*
Kai: RUN!
Well that's it:)