Sadie was sitting in class, three weeks after the incident with Mrs. Greene.
She was faintly listening to the teacher drone on about science until a small body burst into the room and jumped on her desk like a crazy baboon.
Actually, it was a crazy baboon.
Khufu was standing on her desk, wildly gesturing and hooting and his jersey was swaying around, the movement displaying his colourful buttocks to her surprised teacher.
All eyes were on her, not that she noticed over the rather upset mammal in front of her.
"Khufu!"
"Agh! Agh Agh!"
"What? Carter ate the flamingos? No he hates flamingo meat!"
Que weird looks.
"Carter refused the alphabet?"
"Ack! Argh Ack Ack Agh!"
"I can't understand you with all your frantic movements Knufu!"
The baboon calmed a bit and started 'speaking' slowly.
"Agh, ooh agh, agh arch arch ah."
"Oh. Carter forgot to buy any 'O' food. Here."
Sadie reached into her sweater pocket and took out a roll of Mentos gum.
Knufu gave her a huge baboon kiss on the forehead and waddled contentedly out of class, already eating the mentos.
"What just happened?" Said Liz from her seat next to Sadie, breaking the stunned silence.
"The family baboon happened. Now I have to go out tonight and get Flamingo meat and Furt loops. And more mentos!"