Normal
Author's Notes: All rights to the original song (Royals) belong to Lorde. I am also using several original lines from an unknown source based off a pin/post I found online about a year ago. Rights to the original lines go to the unknown author of said post.
As for the rest of the song, the remaining lyrics I have written are either originally from me or slightly altered from the lyrics I used from the pin/post. I hope you enjoy my take and keep it in mind the next time you hear the original song. This song is completely gender neutral and was written as a fun way to represent and connect all the Fandoms represented on the internet and in the world today. Feel free to read it while listening to the original song. I tried to write it to fit with the original as closely as I could.
This is also the second song to my Musical Playlist: Fandom Parodies. Please R&R to let me know what you think. Enjoy…
I've never seen a character in the flesh…
I cut my hands on book pages, in the libraries,
And I'm not proud of my Pinterest…
In a torn up URL, no follower fan page.
But every Fandom's like,
Loud mouths, fried brains, readin' in the bathroom,
Tear stains, big frowns, TV in the bedroom,
We don't care…
We're marrying celebrities in our dreams.
But every Fangirl's like,
Edits, Fanfics, computer on your nightstand
Book feels, lives end, ice cream and nacho cheese,
We don't care…
We're already used to all your stares.
And we'll never be Normal (Normal).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of stuff just ain't for us.
We crave a fictional kind of buzz.
It makes us cooler (cooler).
Writers drive us crazy,
And baby they're cruel, they're cruel, they're cruel…
But they let us live a fantasy.
My friends and I-we've cracked the codes…
We count our dollars on our way, to the screenings.
And everyone that knows us knows…
That we're fine with this,
We don't want your company…
But every Fandom's like,
Netfix, Comics, bingein' our favorite series
Anime, shipping, season finale is on TV
We don't care…
We're marrying celebrities in our dreams
But every Fanboy's like,
Youtube, Gaming, Favorite album-New release
Cosplay, Merchandise, Have to be early for the meet'N'greet,
We don't care…
We're already use to all your stares.
And we'll never be Normal (Normal).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of stuff just ain't for us.
We crave a fictional kind of buzz.
It makes us cooler (cooler).
Writers drive us crazy,
And baby they're cruel, they're cruel, they're cruel…
But they let us live a fantasy.
Ohh… Ohh, oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
And I'm in love with TV.
Ohh…Ohh, oh
Life is great without a care,
We aren't caught up in your real world affairs.
And we'll never be Normal (Normal).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of stuff just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
It makes us cooler (cooler).
Writers drive us crazy,
And baby they're cruel, they're cruel, they're cruel…
But they let us live a fantasy.