A.N. Hey, this is my first fanfic so please be kind! One Chapter will be exactly 100 words, the next 1000. Hopefully there will be one chapter a week. Thanks for reading!
"Gay." Usagi nodded. Definitely gay.
Mamoru glared at her.
There was going to be another fight.
Everyone was tense.
No one knew which would snap first.
"Ne, Odango, when was the last time you had a boyfriend then?"
"Mamoru, when was the last time you didn't look like a gay model?"
A harsh silence took over.
Each picked up something that could do bodily harm.
The senshi sighed, the patrons of Crown arcade rolled their eyes.
Motoki wondered why they had to ruin his business.
The first cake was thrown.
"Usagi," Motoki murmured, "was that supposed to land on me?"