Hey, everybody. This is Chapter One of my story 'The Mare Of The Blonde Mane', but it is revised and remastered. I hope you notice a difference, as there were many mistakes in the original.

I hope you enjoy, and please leave a review. I want to know what you'd like to see from me. Thank you.

-I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, or any of its characters or themes. This is a story meant for entertainment only, and is not for profit or personal benefit.-

The Mare Of The Blonde Mane

Chapter One

Alright, derp, today's to-do list.

One, deliver the mail.

Two, Sugar Cube corner with Lyra and BonBon.

Three, Sweet Apple Acres with Carrottop and Applejack so we can make some cakes, pies, and muffins for the big party tomorrow!

Ooh! I'm so excited!

First things first...

The grey mare grabbed her cap from the hook by the door, and snatched up her bag of mail, then set off. First destination was the library. Judging from the size and shape of the package, Twilight Sparkle had ordered a new book. Everypony in town knew Twilight. In fact, most all of Equestria knew her! She and her friends had saved the world on multiple occasions. Derpy set down right outside the large tree and knocked on the door.

A little green dragon opened the door and smiled. "Oh hey, Derpy! Is that Twilight's package?"

"Yes it is, Spike. Here you go!" She handed over the parcel and smiled at Spike. "Give my greetings to Twilight, will you?"

"I think I will. Thanks Derpy."

"No problem," she replied, lifting off once more, and flying to the next house on her list.

A few more houses later, she was at Filthy Rich's house. She knocked, and who should answer, but the town brat, Diamond Tiara.

"Is that dad's package?"

"Yes it is. Here you are." Derpy handed over the package happily and turned away.

"Uh-huh. Bye Ditz," Diamond Tiara said, slamming the door shut.

Derpy froze where she was standing and closed her eyes. Ditzy... There was never a word that she hated more than that one.

Back when she was in school, ditz was a horrible word. It was the word used to describe something that didn't belong there and that should never have been created. It was what her parents named her.

She tried to shake off the thought while she set off once again, now heading to the last five or six houses, down in the larger part of town.

And before she knew it there was one package left.

She knocked on the door to the last house, and it was opened by Octavia, a dark grey mare with a smooth black mane. She was known for her ability to play the cello very well, and also known for being Vinyl Scratch's number one.

Octavia looked at derpy. "Oh, hey Derpy. That ours?"

"It is indeed, miss." She answered, trying to smile, but not succeeding. She hooved the parcel to Octavia who just placed it inside.

"Something the matter?" She asked.

Derpy looked down at the floor. "Not really. I'll be fine. You have a good day, miss."

Octavia studied Derpy closely and nodded. "I will. If you need anything, just come on over. We're all friends here."

Derpy smiled at this and flew away once more.

All packages were with their proper owners. She landed outside Sugar Cube Corner, and stepped inside. Lyra and BonBon were already at a table together talking about Celestia knows what. She walked over and sat with them. "Good day, my fine fellows."

"Good day indeed, Derpenshire." Lyra giggled and made a dramatic gesture with her hooves.

Pinkie walked over, smiling, as per usual. "Hheeeyy-llo everypony! Welcome to Sugar Cube Corner! What can I get for ya?"

Lyra smiled at Pinkie and looked at BonBon. She gestured for pinkie to come closer so she could whisper in her ear.

"Oooohh! That's awesome! I'll have that ready for you in a jiffy! Stop on by tomorrow for pickup!" She whispered, "happy anniversary," and bounced away to the kitchen.

BonBon chuckled and turned to Derpy. "So Derps, how's your day been?"

"It's alright."

"Oh? Usually there's more than a simple 'it's alright'."

"Meh."

Lyra's chuckled. "Oh great. Now she 'meh'-ing."

BonBon looked at Derpy with a concerned expression. "Did somepony use the... The D-word?"

Derpy nodded.

"Buck 'em..." BonBon cussed under her breath.

Lyra gasped at BonBon. "Hey! Don't say that here. Come on. Let's go to my place. Nopony is a ditz there. ESPECIALLY not you two."

Derpy got up and exited the shop with her two closest friends.

"Well, at least I have you guys."

Well, that was a remake of chapter one of my first official fanfiction. If you liked it, be sure to review, and give suggestions for future chapters. I noticed too many loopholes and mistakes in my original plan, and now I shall fix them, so please look foreword to more.

Adios

WereWING11