A/N: So, this is my first fanfic! The prologue (the part right after this) is gonna be a bit serious and dark. I can assure you, however, that from chapter one through to the end, it will be parody, humor, comedy, and everything else you can think of that is synonymous with those three!

Updates will probably be all over the place. Y'know, just as a warning.

Other warnings: Profanity throughout the story; violence and character death in the prologue.

I do not own Blazblue, Chowder, or anything at all related to either. Chances are if you recognize it, it's not mine.

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Jin sailed through the air before slamming into a large pillar. He fell forward, blue clothes stained red with his blood, concentrating on stopping himself from vomiting more of the crimson liquid onto the ground in front of him. Still he smiled, though it became much harder, as his attacker's footsteps approached.

"You're pathetic, Jin," came the voice. The man lifted the injured blond by the front of his uniform, glaring into those unstable green eyes.

"I c-can still f-fight..." Jin paused to take a labored breath, pain constricting his chest. He stared right back into the other's eyes, grinning insanely, and continued. "I will b-be-" he interrupted himself with a cough, "beat you... Brother..."

Ragna, for obviously that was who Jin's attacker had been, snarled in response. He could feel something pushing at the edges of his consciousness, and it was making him even more irritated than he would normally be in this situation.

Jin, sensing his brother's hesitation, attempted a slash with Yukianesa. Ragna dodged, dropping him in the process. The blade barely scratched Ragna, making only a small cut on his chin. Though it was far better than decapitation, it still pushed his irritation over the edge.

Before Jin could stand and make his escape (or, more likely, attack), he found his older brother's foot firmly planted on his chest. He looked up, staring at mismatched eyes, and grinned again.

"So," he began, finding it even harder to breathe, "when d-"

"Shut UP!" yelled Ragna, interrupting whatever nonsense had been about to spill from Jin's bloodied lips. "I am so TIRED of you!" That thing was still pushing against his mind, dark and sinister. He couldn't think straight. His vision began to blur and he felt as though he was watching a movie, not really part of the scene around him. He suddenly felt a rush of energy as he lost total control of his body.

Jin's eyes widened in fear as Ragna dug the heel of his boot into his chest. A black aura surrounded his brother as his expression distorted into one of inhuman fury.

Ragna tried to stop himself as he raised Bloodscythe. He knew what was happening, but just didn't want to accept it. The Azure Grimoire was taking over. Against his will, his arm slashed down, blade arcing towards the pale neck of the bloodied man on the ground. Before the blond could even make a sound, he was dead. Ragna couldn't feel the blood splattering all around or the violence-induced grin on his face, but he knew they were both there.

He was frozen in shock (or as frozen as you can be when you aren't even in control of a body). Suddenly, all feeling was returned to him as the Azure Grimoire left his mind. He moved quickly away from the body of his younger sibling. Jin may have wanted Ragna dead, but that didn't mean the feeling was mutual. There was a possibility of helping him! They could ha-

ERROR. ERROR. ANOMALY DETECTED. SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT.

A robotic voice suddenly blared to life, cutting off Ragna's train of thought. It seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere; within him and from some great beyond. He couldn't make sense of it.

OUTCOME NOT PREDETERMINED. PROBABILITY OF ACHIEVING CURRENT SERIES OF EVENTS; ZERO. NOW COMMENCING A RESET. REMOVING ANOMALY.

Once again, Ragna began to lose feeling throughout his entire body. Though it was different this time; none of the malicious intent from the Azure Grimoire was tainting his thoughts. It was more like he was simply ceasing to exist. He looked down to find his body slowly dematerializing.

"WHAT THE HELL?" he panicked. This was reminding him way too much of ghosts.

ANOMALY RELOCATION: 40% COMPLETE. RELOCATING TO RANDOMLY SELECTED ALTERNATE REALITY. SELECTING... SELECTING... SELECTION COMPLETE. RESUMING RELOCATION OF ANOMALY.

And that was the last thing Ragna heard before the silver-haired man vanished from everything he had ever known.

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A/N: So, there you go. Other chapters will be longer, I promise. I also promise that they won't be dark or depressing or anything at all like this one. They will be funny. And if they're not funny, they will at least be sweet and lighthearted.