Chapter One

James and Sirius walked down the hall after playing alittle prank of Snape. They had put something in his drink, making him turn a purplish color. Everyone got a laugh out of it, but he didn't. Sirius and James had gotten a week of detention for it.

"Did you see the look on his face?" Sirius asked, trying not to laugh.

"He looked so funny," James said.

"When will you two learn to leave him alone?" Remus asked as James and Sirius walked into the library.

"When he finally says we are better then him," Sirius said," Or until he dies."

"I like the second one," James said.

"Boys," Lily muttered as she walked passed them.

"Hey Evan," James said.

"What do you want Pottor?" Lily snapped, turning to look at them.

"There is a Hogsmeade weekend next week," James said," Do you want to go with me?"

"No," Lily said," I'd rather go with myself."

"But," Sirius said," You are going with yourself."

"No I'm not," Lily snapped," Me and some of the girls are going together to look at the new clothes store they have opened. We heard they have some nice clothes."

Lily turned around and walked out of the library without saying another word. James watched her leave, then turned back to Remus and Sirius.

"New clothes store," James said," When did they get that?"

"Didn't you read the paper?" Sirius asked," It said there was a new clothes store in Hogsmeade, but not for boys, only for girls."

"Why can't they have a boy clothes store?" James asked, sitting down and looking at Remus.

"What?" Remus asked, looking up from his book.

"You know the spell," James grinned.

"Tell us," Sirius grinned, sitting down next to James.

Remus looked at both of them as if they were two crazy people, which they were.

"Why do you need the spell?" Remus asked.

"So we can turn Snape into-" Sirius started.

"No," Remus said, looking back at his book." I will not do this. You are going to get in lots of trouble."

"If you don't," Sirius grinned even bigger." I'll tell Emily that you were talking to another girl."

"So?" Remus asked.

"Then I'll tell her you kissed the girl," Sirius whispered.

"But I didn't," Remus said, shocked." She didn't even kiss me."

"I know," Sirius said," But who will she believe? A person who saw you talking to this girl or the person who did it?"

"Fine," Remus sighed, standing up.

James and Sirius stood up, they were both grinning. Remus followed them out of the library and down the hall. Peter saw them and decided to tag along.

"This will be great," Sirius said," What's the spell?"

"Gritio," Remus muttered.

"That sounds odd," James said, as they were nearly to the infirmary where Snape was." Where did you find this spell?"

"I should of never told you that I knew the spell," Remus muttered," I found it in a book in the restricted section."

"Excellent," James said," Now Sirius, if you would be so kind."

"Don't you think I should do it?" Remus asked, looking worried.

"Not to worry Moony," Sirius said, taking out his wand." I can do this." Sirius pointed his wand at the back of Snapes head." Grilio."

There was a flash of blue light, when it died down, Snape was looking at them, but he was still a boy. Sirius, James, and Remus backed out of site just as Poppy came out of her office.

"Why didn't it work?" James asked, looking at Remus.

Jame's eyes went wide, so did Sirius's and Remus's.

"You are a girl," Sirius said, in a girls voice.

"So are you and Remus," James said, in a girls voice.

Remus looked at them, then looked at himself. His hair was about an inch passed his shoulders and his skin didn't look so rough.

"You are very skinny Moony," Sirius said.

"Don't look at me," Remus said, but his voice sounded more like a girls now.

James looked at himself to see that his hair now went down his back, his eyes were still green, but his skin was no longer the way it used to look. Sirius gave a small moan, his hair went half way down his back, the very little hair on his face was gone and was replaced with small freckles.

"This can't be happening," Sirius moaned, then looked at Remus." What's the spell to reverse this?"

"I don't know," Remus said," It just said Gritio: spell to turn boys into girls. It never said anything about the spell to get back to normal."

"Great," James said," We are so dead."

"I think we should talk to Dumbledore," Remus said.

"We will be expeled," Sirius said," You know we are not supposed to do spells from the books in the restricted section."

"You know," James said," This might not be bad."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" Sirius shouted.

"We can get closer to the girls." James said," Think about it. Sirius, you want to get close to what's-her-name, and Remus you've been saying that you and Emily haven't had much time together."

"What about me?" Peter asked, deciding to talk for the first time.

The three looked over at him, they didn't even notice that he had followed them. Peter hair was passed his ears, his skin looked alittle softer, but he wasn't skinny.

"You can talk to someone," Sirius said.

"And I can talk to Lily," James said, giving a small sigh.

The four looked at each other and agreed. They would spend some time with the girls.

A/N: What do you think? I just thought of this and thought it might be funny. I'll still work on my other HP stories, and I will be updating this story next week, I hope. Please review.