This is kawaiikittey, so don't get excited. Yeah, BE DISAPPOINTED. (shot) Anyways, I was on a train. With my laptop. And boredom. So my brain regurgitated. And this is the result. If anyone at all likes a particular chain of letters, drop a review demanding an expansion. It'll be short anyways. (shot)
Enjoy.
Like,
Toris, are you like, totally hiding my nail polish? Because that is like, totally not cool.
Love,
Feliks
Dear Feliks,
I cannot possibly be hiding your nail polish, since I'm currently running for my life from Ivan. Mind actually helping this time?
From,
Toris
Like,
That is totally not cool. The fact that you're not hiding my nail polish, I mean. I mean like, if you totally don't have it, who like, does? Totally upset,
Feliks
Dear Feliks,
...I think I saw your nail polish in Ivan's house. I think he stole it. NOW will you come and help us?
From,
Toris
Like,
No way. There's like, totally no way I'm gonna go to that creepy dude's house for a bottle of nail polish! I mean like, he's got NO fashion sense. Have fun dearie!
Love,
Feliks
Dear Feliks,
Thanks for all of your help. = =*
From,
Toris
My friend Feliks,
please become one with Mother Russia. We have miniskirts and nail polish and naked Lithuanians.
-Mother Russia
Like,
TOTALLY no way~! Hey, I got your address now! Haha! Take this!
~ If you don't send this to five CLOSE friends, your house will burn to the ground and your skin will turn orange for the rest of your life.
Love,
Feliks
-
Dear Toris,
Help me. Eduard is hiding in the kitchen, and HE'S COMING Terrified, Raivis
Dear Raivis,
Can't you get Tino or Berwald to help you? I don't stand a chance against him. Running for my life,
Toris
Dear Toris,
TAKE ME WITH YOU. DEAR GOD, SAVE ME.
In much pain,
Ravis
Dear Raivis,
You know what's funny? Eduard screams whenever you get hurt, and yet...
Sorry!
Toris
Dear Toris,
I think he's faking it. = = Can barely move,
Raivis
Dear Raivis,
If you can barely move, you wouldn't be able to write this letter, let alone send it.
From,
Toris
Dear Toris,
Does that mean you're not coming?
All alone,
Raivis
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Alfred,
go help Raivis and Toris, "hero."
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
Nuh uh. I started a nuclear war with him once. Your hero,
Alfred PS: I'm YOUR hero. See? I'm still the hero.
Git,
You're not THE hero if you're just MY hero.
-Arthur PS: I don't like the sound of Russians manically laughing while doing unspeakable things to Lithuanians. And possibly Latvians.
Dear Artie,
Yeah I am! Your hero,
Alfred PS: I can get you headphones.
Bloody idiot,
Don't you have a conscience?
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
Yeah, but have you ever fought Ivan before?
Your hero,
Alfred
Wanker,
Of course I have. Fine, I'll go on my own. And I'll get captured. And you'll be too chicken to get me.
-Arthur PS: Heroes at this point would agree to help them, personal hero or not.
Dear Artie,
I decided to barricade you in your room instead. I love you~!
Your hero,
Alfred
Bloody wanker,
Give me the headphones.
-Arthur
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Feliciano,
Get to training on time.
-Ludwig
My best friend Ludwig,
But I don't like training! :DYour bestest friend ever in the whole world, Feliciano
Feliciano,
That's why it's called training.
-Ludwig
My best friend Ludwig,
The food is bad.
Your bestest friend ever in the whole world,
Feliciano
Feliciano,
Bring a lunchbox.
-Ludwig
My best friend Ludwig,
When do I make it?
Your bestest friend in the whole world,
Feliciano
Feliciano,
Get up early.
-Ludwig
My best friend Ludwig,
Nope~!
Your bestest friend in the whole world,
Feliciano
Feliciano,
I'll make it for you then. = =*
-Ludwig
My best friend Ludwig,
Ew.
Your bestest friend in the whole world,
Feliciano
Feliciano,
Just...get to training on time.
-Ludwig
My best friend Ludwig,
Okay!
Your bestest friend in the whole world,
Feliciano
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Dear Cuba,
Please stop hurting me.
-Matthew
Dear Matthew,
I am SO sorry! I thought you were Alfred. D: Please enjoy the ice cream I sent you.
-Cuba
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My little Rovi,
What would you like for dinner tonight?
Love,
Antonio
Jerk,
I want pasta.
-Lovino PS: It's Lovino, not Rovi, bastard!
My little Rovi,
But I like calling you Rovi. :3 Love,
Antonio
Jerk,
I hate you.
-Lovino
My little Rovi,
D: You're joking, right?
Love,
Antonio
Jerk,
Why do you go out clubbing with Francis anyways?
-Lovino
My little Rovi,
I go with Gilbert too! :D Love, Antonio
Jerk,
Answer the fucking question.
-Lovino
My little Rovi,
Because it's fun. :D Love,
Antonio
Jerk,
Bastard.
-Lovino
My little Rovi,
If you want to have fun too, you could just say so. We could have LOTS of fun! Love, Antonio
Jerk,
No. = = -Lovino
My little Rovi,
Are you sure?
Love,
Antonio
Jerk,
Yes I am.
-Lovino
My little Rovi,
D: But you're so TENSE all the time~ Love,
Antonio
Jerk,
Come home sober and we'll see about 'having fun'
-Lovino
My little Rovi,
HAHA, I WIN!
Coming in now,
Antonio
-
Dear Mattie,
You wanna go to an awesome bar?
The awesomest,
Gilbert
Dear Gilbert,
No thanks.
-Matthew
Dear Mattheiu,
Would you like to come to a wine tasting with moi?
Yours,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Sorry, I'm going drinking with Gilbert.
-Matthew
Dear Gilbert,
Changed my mind.
-Matthew
Dear Mattie,
Knew you'd come round.
The awesomest,
Gilbert
Dear Gilbert,
Wanted an excuse to avoid Francis.
-Matthew
Dear Mattie,
Damn.
The awesomest,
Gilbert
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Dear Angleterre,
Would you like to come to a wine tasting with moi?
Yours,
Francis
Francis,
No. I'm barricaded in my room.
-Arthur PS: I don't speak French, bastard!
Dear Angleterre,
I could get you out.
Yours,
Francis
Francis,
I'll stay in here.
-Arthur
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Dear Artie,
So I heard you're going to a wine tasting.
Your hero,
Alfred
Alfred,
No, I'm not. I'm barricaded in my room. still.
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
With Francis.
Your hero,
Alfred
Alfred,
Idiot, where do you think I would go with that biscuit?
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
I dunno. Places.
Your hero,
Alfred
Alfred,
Stop worrying and get in here. I have a present for you.
-Arthur PS: It's a scarf, so don't expect too much.
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Dear Berwald, Please help me.
Stuck,
Tino
Dear Tino I'm coming.
Your husband,
Berwald
Dear Berwald,
Thank you. Next time can we not make bookshelves that close to each other?
Freed, Tino PS: Please stop calling me your wife.
Dear Tino,
I'll move them farther apart tomorrow.
Your husband,
Berwald PS: No.
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Dear Heracles,
I think I found one of your cats.
From,
Kiku
Hi Kiku,
Did you? I guess I'll come by and pick him up...soon...
Sleepy,
Heracles
Dear Heracles,
Should I spread out newspaper somewhere? Should I put it in attic, or should I leave it with me? Should I feed it? And when exactly are you coming over?
From,
Kiku
Hi Kiku,
...no? After my nap?
Sleepy,
Heracles
Dear Heracles,
What do you mean 'no'? And when will that be? From,
Kiku
Hi Kiku,
I just finished my nap. I'm coming over now.
Sleepy,
Heracles
Dear Heracles,
Okay.
From,
Kiku PS: Was your nap not restful?
Hi Kiku,
That's not my cat. Sleepy,
Heracles PS: It was.
Dear Heracles,
Whose cat is it?
From,
Kiku PS: And you're stil tired?
Hi Kiku,
It might be Francis's.
Sleepy,
Heracles PS: Not tired. Just sleepy.
Dear Heracles,
It's not Francis's.
From,
Kiku
Hi Kiku,
...can I have it?
Sleepy, Heracles
Dear Heracles,
Sure.
From,
Kiku
Hey Kiku!
Is it true that write regularly to that jerk Heralces? We're best friends though, right?
Your friend,
Sadiq
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Antonio,
Please stop coming to my house. Feliciano is not Lovino.
-Ludwig
Dear Luddy,
Sorry~!
Yours,
Antonio
Jerk,
I'm at your house, bastard.
-Lovino
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Dear Matthieu,
Would you like to try a new resturaunt that opened near my house?
Yours,
Francis
Dear Francis,
No thanks.
-Matthew
Dear Mattie,
Wanna go to IHOP with me?
The awesomest,
Gilbert
Dear Gilbert,
They don't have maple syrup.
-Matthew
Dear Mattie,
They have a special. Started this Monday. Ends tomorrow.
The awesomest,
Gilbert
Dear Gilbert,
...you're paying.
-Matthew
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Alfred,
Please stop trying to take me to McDonalds.
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
But McDonalds is good!
Your hero,
Alfred
Idiot,
No it isn't.
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
Yes it is.
Your hero,
Alfred
Bloody git,
I'm going to Francis's house then. -Arthur
Dear Artie,
You wouldn't dare.
Your hero,
Alfred
Alfred,
Cafe de Isles. You're paying.
-Arthur
Dear Artie,
Fine.
Your hero,
Alfred
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Dear Eduard,
Please help me.
Scared,
Raivis
Raivis,
I can't.
Sincerely,
Eduard
Dear Eduard,
I'm begging you. PLEASE.
Terrified,
Raivis
Raivis,
I don't stand a chance against him.
Sinerely,
Eduard
Dear Eduard AT least TRY! Toris ditched me for Feliks!
Horrified,
Raivis
Raivis, Just don't say anything when he gets home.
Sincerely, Eduard.
Dear Eduard,
Not working.
In pain,
Raivis
Raivis,
So I heard...
Sincerely,
Eduard
Dear Eduard,
Then why don't you HELP me?
Agonized,
Raivis
Raivis,
Agonized isn't a word...
Sincerely,
Eduard
Dear Eduard,
Answer. The. Question. PLEASE.
In AGONIZING pain,
Raivis
Raivis,
Because he's too strong!
Sincerely,
Eduard
Dear Eduard,
This is why I want a brother...
All alone,
Raivis
Raivis,
You have Peter...
Sincerely,
Eduard
Dear Eduard,
We're the BALTIC STATES! Say something about that! Come on, Eduard!
All alone AND sad,
Raivis
Feliks - Poland
Toris - Lithuania
Ivan - Russia
Raivis - Latvia
Eduard - Estonia
Alfred - America
Arthur - England
Feliciano - Italy
Ludwig - Germany
Cuba - I was too lazy to give him a human name. I'M SORRY.
Matthew/Mattie/Mattheiu - Canada (I know I spelled the last one wrong...)
Lovino/Rovi - S. Italy
Antonio - Spain
Francis - France
Gilbert - Prussia
Berwald - Sweden
Tino - Finland
Heracles - Greece
Kiku - Japan
Yeah. I think that's everything. OH YEAH. I guess the Baltic States is just a club that they made...and Raivis and Toris and Eduard are kidnapped? I don't know. I seriously don't know what I'm doing anymore...
So just tell me how bad it was. :D