Hola, amigos! It it is I, the only and only amazingly handsome Alejandro Burromuerto! You most likely know my grace from the Total Drama series. I am the winner of "Total Drama World Tour" and also competed on "Total Drama All-Stars".
Now, I was recently informed of this WONDERFUL "Fanfiction" site and the amazing people that browse it. When I discovered the fandom of Total Drama, I decided I should start my OWN series! You, my beautifully loyal fans out there, will ask I, Alejandro Burromuerto, what I think of my fellow competitors in the Total Drama series.
I must set a few ground rules for right now, of course. First off, I have not seen The Ridiculous Race as of right now, as I did vow I would stay away from Total Drama after watching that TRAIN-WRECK that was called "Total Drama Pahkitew Island" and my unfair treatment on "Total Drama All-Stars" so I am going to ask that, until further notice, you ONLY request characters from the first three seasons, Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, and sadly, Total Drama Pahkitew Island. Yes, I will try to watch the Ridiculous Race soon, but as of right now, do not request from that. Gracias, amigos.
Secondly. I will try to make this a weekly thing, but please understand, I am a VERY busy man, as well as a incredibly handsome one.
Final, those who requested the person I am insulting- I mean, discussing, WILL be given a "Shout-out" in the chapter.
Those are the only requirements I have, so, por favor, todos, start requesting who I should rant on, if, of course, you wonder what I think of them. - Alejandro Burromuerto.
Author's note- No, you're not going crazy. This idea was done a few years back, and was pretty popular. However, he deleted all of that, and he did say anyone could go ahead and try the idea. So, here I am. And remember: PLEASE only request contestants from TDI, TDA, TDWT, TDROTI, TDAS, and TDPI until I update that I have seen TDRR. And yes, I will shout-out whoever suggested who I am discussing in the chapter. And I'm not THAT much of a busy person, so I'll try and do this as much as I can. Peace - Alex.